No, Skywalker, it's fine. It is something they would never say. 😆
(crew is sitting in a circle, passing around a flashlight and telling stories while looking for Jack)
Gibbs: (with flashlight) .....and then the evil witch backed the children into a corner and said, "You who disturbed me must pay the penalty."
Everyone: Oooh! Scary.
Gibbs: (passes flaslight to Will) Your turn to continue the story, Will.
Will (takes flashlight): The children clung to each other in fear. The witch approached one of them, smiling as seductively as she could...
Barbossa: Keep it G-rated, Turner, jeez.
Will: Finally, she took the boy and put her traitorous lips on him, backing him into the wall where she chained him!
Liz: Will! Give me that flashlight.
Will: I'm not finished! She had chained him, the other child looking on in horror. The witch scooped up the other child and ran out of the house.
Ragetti: Wonder what's going to happen?
Pintel: This sounds familiar.
Will: As soon as they flew out the door, a gigantic kraken came and swallowed the house whole!
(Liz runs off crying)
Gibbs: Better than the ending I had come up with...
WoOoOoOoOoO lol omg willofthewisp THAT WAS AMAZING...funny
More Randomness: - - - Beach Scene - - -
Jack: (surfing) IM SURFING USA SAVVY?
Gibbs: (listening to ipod) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WOO HOO ALL THIS LOVE, DA DA DA DOOOOOO
Liz: (flower thing) he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me
Will: (playing with sand) LOOKY I MADES A SANDZCAZTLE
Barbossa: Very nice Will, NOW GET OUT OF MY SUN!!!
Davy Jones: (fishing, reels in a fish) I swear this one looks just like my mum
Gov. Swann: Lizzie dear, could you help me curl my hair its looking absolutely rubbish, taa!
Gore: SOMEONE GET ME SOME MORE FILM...OOOH AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, GET ME A MARTINI - SHAKEN NOT STIRRED!
I'd put that in the weird category, but hey, they'd never say it. 😉
taken from Star Wars guys, well, some of it(copy pasted some of these from scripts too.. tweaked it a lil bit... pasted a part of this to this and so on and so forth)...... check it out..
Jack: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are... troubled.
Liz: I just thought I’d be married by now. I'm so ready to be married.
Jack: [Jack pops open a bottle of rum, hands it to her and she takes a drink, looking upset] You know... [clears throat] Lizzie, I am Captain of a ship and being captain of a ship I could, in fact, perform a marriage right here. Right on this deck. Right… now.
Liz: [Liz looks even more disgusted, hands him the bottle and walks away] No, thank you.
Jack: [follows her] Why not? We are very much alike you and I. I and you... us.
LEIA Liz: Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes.
HAN Jack: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all
right.
LEIA Liz: Occasionally (a little smile, haltingly) maybe...when you aren't
acting like a scoundrel pirate *like that's gonna happen*.
HAN Jack: (laughs) scoundrel pirate? scoundrel pirate? but I am one love...
Jack holds Liz's shoulders affectionately..
LEIA Liz: Stop that.
HAN Jack: Stop what?
LEIA Liz: Stop that! Let go.
HAN Jack: Sshh!
LEIA Liz: Let go, please.
HAN Jack: Don't get excited.
Liz becomes irritated.
LEIA Liz: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
HAN Jack: Sorry, sweetheart love. We haven't got time for anything else. (let's go of Liz's shoulders) What are you afraid of?
LEIA Liz: (looking right into his eyes) Afraid?
HAN Jack looks at her with a piercing look. He's never looked
more handsome, more dashing, more confident. He reaches out
slowly and takes LEIA Liz's hand again from where it is resting
on the deck rail(or something). He draws it toward him.
HAN Jack: You're trembling.
LEIA Liz: I'm not trembling.
Then with an irresistible combination of physical strength
and emotional power, the space pirate begins to draw LEIA Liz
toward him...very slowly.
LEIA Liz: You like me because I'm a scoundrel pirate. There aren't enoughscoundrel pirates in your life.
LEIA Liz is now very close to HAN Jack and as she speaks, her voice
becomes an excited whisper, a tone completely in opposition to
her words.
LEIA Liz: I happen to like nice men.
HAN Jack: I'm a nice man.
LEIA Liz: No, you're not. You're...
He kisses her now, with slow, hot lips. He takes his time,
as though he had forever, bending her body backward. She has
never been kissed like this before, and it almost makes her
faint. When he stops, she regains her breath and tries to work
up some indignation, but finds it hard to talk.