POTC MUSICAL
Scene 1:
Director: (that's me) Alright people, places! Now... Our musical is about this person and another person who happens to like another person but the other person can't tell the another person because the person-
Will: I'm afraid you aren't making any sense.
Director: No one asked you. Anyway, has anybody heard of the song, "Stupid Cupid"?
Liz: Are we singing that?
Director: Yes, YOU are. Now, it goes like this... *plays Mandy Moore version, as played in the Soundtrack Princess Diaries, which I hope and assume you've already watched and heard the song. If not, well, you may want to listen to it. 😊 ) Also, let's be glad that they're all drunk, although Liz and WIll are sober enough. Jack, well, he's drunk. totally. Maybe we get to see him strip. .. DId i say that? NO I DIDN'T. *awkward silence* err... okay.
Liz: Alright then. What's our story?
Director: Oh.. You guys just randomly sing songs and we'll see if people could imagine you guys singing the EXACT song... I'll describe to them what you guys are supposed to be doing, and they'll watch it in their heads. Is that fair? *turns to audience, and smiles sweetly* alrighty then. Oh, and there never really was a story. I just like confusing people.
Liz, you start. HEre... *hands her copy*
Liz: *wearing a school uniform* Stupid Cupid you're a real mean guy
I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly
I am in love and it's a crying shame
And I know that you're the one to blame
Hey hey set me free
Stupid Cupid stop picking on me
Director: ALright. That... looked. real. weird. Let's try another one.. Okay Will. yours is "This Love", by Maroon 5. Inspired by a fanfiction I read about you guys finally immortal. anyway-
Jack: We get to be immortal? We finally reach the fountain of youth and we ARE immortal?
Director: In the particular story, sort of. ANyway-
Jack: Well... I suspect that I finally have the pearl then, right?
Director: Not quite. Well-
Jack: What?!
Director: I'll give the site address next time, alright? here.. Will... *plays music, and gives will copy of lyrics* Well, let's try it.
Will: *wears a leather Jacket, black shirt, jeans, and sun glasses to match. Oh, and hair in a ponytail*
I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye and she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I wont say goodbye anymore
Director: THe song could work, but the outfit doesn't. WHo picked that horrible thing off the rack for you?
Will: But Jack said it looked- JACK! *stalks off to find Jack*
Director: JACK! *Jack walks over once Will is out of the room, still looking for him* This is your song.... actually, I want you to dance to the song, "Sexyback", while singing it, savvy?
Jack: OI! Only I could use that word in this silly little post of yours.
Director: Yeah... sure. whatever. ALrighty then... *plays instrumental to which JAck would sing*
Jack: *wearing... retaining the dreadlocks but dressed like thishttp://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/pinkdiva71803/POTC/sweeney0073.jpg (got it from the lovefest thread.. 😄 * *dances, and sings, and strips. yeah, strips. he's drunk, remember?*
[Verse 1]
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take 'em to the bridge
[Bridge]
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way
Take 'em to the chorus
[Chorus]
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]
Get your sexy on
[Verse 2]
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other ******** don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast
Take 'em to the bridge
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I’m bringing sexy back
You *********** watch how I attack
If that’s your girl you better watch your back
Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact
Take 'em to the chorus
[Chorus]
Will: YOU LET HIM FINISH IT and we CAN'T?!
Director: *sighs happily* But he's so hot... I can't stop drooling at his... yumminess. Oh, by the way people, he never got around to removing his... under...clothes. He collapsed right after the song number.
Will: *face disgusted*
Director: Oh stop that Will. It's not like you didn't find him attractive.
Will: *reddens* Those insults are for Beckett!
Director: But it works on you. At times anyway.
That concludes our talent show. Let's hope the people like it enough for another weird sequel. 😊
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Sorry Guys. I couldn't resist. And I leave the rest to your imagination on how they looked like. 😉
POTC Musical Part 2:
Assistant Director: (thats me 😛) Jaeh, we're running behind schedule...
Director: Alright, alright. Scarlette! Gissele! Get out here, its your curtain call! *mumbles to me* Why can't they get out here on time, aren't they supposed to be "call girls". Ah, there you are.
Giselle: Is it time for our big number?
Scarlette: Will...I've been in the dressing room putting on my costume..what do you think? (here's the costume with brown wig: http://www.4halloweencostumes.com/images/uw28593.jpg)
Giselle: Will likes mine better, don't you? (*simpers*) (heres what it would look like: http://www.eveningelegance.com/costumes/products/230rd-m.jpg
Will: *reddens and stutters, staring at legs and cleavage*
Elizabeth and other female cast members: *slap*
Jack: *points and laughs*
Director: Enough! Cue music!
Scarlette, Giselle (S/G) and Jack begin singing and dancing...
Jack: Hi Stumpets!
S/G: Hi Jack!
Jack: Do you wanna go for a ride on the Pearl? *wiggles eyebrows*
S/G Sure Jack!
Jack: Hop on!
*music begins*
We are strumpet girls, in the pirate world
We're not sarcastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush our hair, undress us everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on girlies, let's go party!
We are strumpet girls, in the pirate world
We're not sarcastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush our hair, undress us everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Giselle: I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, let's go roll, feel the glamour in lace,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "Arr, I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
Both:We are strumpet girls, in the pirate world
We're not sarcastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Jack: Come on hottie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on girlie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
S/G: Make us walk, make us talk, do whatever you please
We can act like a star, we can beg on our knees
Giselle:Come jump in, red haired friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
S/G:You can touch, you can play, if you say: "Arr, I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "Arr,I'm always yours"
Jack: Come on cutie, let's go whoopee!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on girlie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
S/G: We are strumpet girls, in the pirate world
We're not sarcastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush our hair, undress us everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
*end song, hearty applause from all male participants*
Assistant director: Wowwwww.....what's this musical rated again?
Jack: I love it! Drinks all around! Lizzie, did Giselle borrow that from you? Looks familiar...
Elizabeth: *blushes*
ROFL SSL!
Director: Now.. call Beckett in please... We have a... very, special, number for him.
Groves: YEs Ma'am... (I had to put him in. 😊 )
Beckett: what in the world do you need me for? I CAN'T SING!
Director: If I say you can, you can! It's OUR MUSICAL, and you guys go by our rules!
Assistant director: *nods, and get's back to fixing Will's wardrobe for his next act*
Director: See. Anyway, have you ever heard of the song, "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" by britney spears?
Beckett: WHAT?! AM I GOING TO SING THAT?! I can't! It's a girl's song! I'm a bloody man!
DIrector: Oh, pish posh, AS i've said, our musical!
Beckett: Alright already! But you're going to pay for this. *wearing a red halter dress, wig and hat on for easy recognition*
I used to think
I had the answers to everything,
But now I know
Life doesn't always go my way, yeah...
Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize...
[Chorus:]
I'm not a girl,
Not yet a woman.
All I need is time,
A moment that is mine,
While I'm in between.
[Verse 2]
I'm not a girl,
There is no need to protect me.
It's time that I
Learn to face up to this on my own.
I've seen so much more than you know now,
So don't tell me to shut my eyes.
[Chorus]
I'm not a girl,
But if you look at me closely,
You will see it my eyes.
This girl will always find
Her way.
I'm not a girl
(I'm not a girl don't tell me what to believe).
Not Yet a woman
(I'm just trying to find the woman in me, yeah).
All I need is time (All I need),
A moment that is mine (That is mine),
While I'm in between.
I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time (All I need),
A moment that is mine,
While I'm in between.
I'm not a girl,
Not yet a woman.
Director: IT WORKS! you finally admitted that you're gay, and it actually looks awesome! and your threat didn't work, and was empty... you did do it anyway...
Beckett: This feels. liberating. *tries to contain anger and happiness* *reddens*
*CAST LAUGHS*
I HAD TO DO IT!!!
lol
next scene
Liz*comes in short nightgown and with pillow starts singing*
My bonnie is over the ocen,
my bonnie is over the sea,
my bonnie is over the ocean,
come and bring back my bonnie to me.
Bring back, my Jack,
oh bring back my bonnie to me to me,
bring back, my Jack,
and a pirates life for me.
Last night I lay on me pillow,
Last night I lay on my deck,
last night I lay on mw pillow,
I thought this pillow was Jack.
Bring back, my Jack,
oh bring back my bonnie to me to me,
bring back, my Jack,
and a pirates life for me.
The winds have blown over the ocean,
the winds have blown over the sea,
the winds have blown over the ocean,
and brought back my bonnie to me.
brought back, my Jack,
oh brought back my bonnie to me to me,
brought back, my Jack,
and a pirates life for me.
Director: No, not good, there has to be Will's scene before!
Liz: Well, I'm sorry then, but Jack told me I have to sing now
Jack: Aye, love?
Liz: You stupid, bloody... Jack, it was extremely stupid from you, I shouldn't sing in these undergarments, yyou know, it's impolite and it's your fault, now I look like totaly blonde.
Jack: Calm down, love, be happy you didn't have to sing naked
Liz: You would send me naked to sing?
Jack: No, but it was in the script, you didn't read it?
Liz: eh, not too much,
Jack: well, go then and tell the Director your opinion
EI! I did not write that!
Director: NO! I didn't.. JACK! *checks script* YOU CHANGED THE BLOODY SCRIPT!
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interlude: YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS:
Assistant director: Um, Jaeh? *taps shoulder again* Shouldn't we have a nice angsty father-son piece in the musical?
Director: Depends on the cast and the song.
Assistant Director: Meaning....?
Director: To put it bluntly...if it doesn't have Johnny looking hot or without a shirt, its a no-go.
Assistant Director: Will! Jack! Come do puppy eyes with me!
AD, Will and Jack: *huge adorable brown puppy eyes at Jaeh* Wook at our widdle faces!
Director: Awww...Jack looks so sweet! Okay....
Assistant Director: Will, get your pop out here along with the crew. We've got a show to do. Thanks for the help, Jack.
Jack: No problem, love. We're square.
Assistant Director: Wardrobe check! Okay...all looks good. Cue music!
*Calypso steel drums begin to play as "Under The Sea" begins*
Bootstrap: The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
Davy Jones:You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Bootstrap: Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Will: Well actually, I'd like to be with my childhood sweetheart, Eliz..
Davy and Bootstrap and FD crew: Under the sea, Under the sea!
Sonny it's better
Down where it's wetter
Davy: Take it from me!!!!!
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
Wyvern: Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Davy: Guess who's gon' be on the plate! Under the sea! Under the sea!
Bootstrap: Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Davy: Under the sea!
Crew: Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
Bootstrap: What do they got? A lot of sand!
Will: No they've also got...
Davy: We got a hot crustacean band!
Crew: Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
All:Under the sea!
