SSL: Gah. didn't show up.
will post the urls soon enough.
AND ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!
Director: And because I love Sailor so much, I'm going to give her a special song, by our James Norrington.
And maybe later, for ALL the Jack fans out there, we're gonna have him dance to another, and maybe strip- I mean, sing, to it too... *winks*
He's going to sing, "Signal Fire" by Snow Patrol... If you don't know the song, then you better check it out... 😉
James: *clears throat* I would like to dedicate this to Sailor... *indicates sailor in the front row* *he's wearing his uniform, and throws his hat to Sailor*
The perfect words never crossed my mind,
'cause there was nothing in there but you,
I felt every ounce of me screaming out,
But the sound was trapped deep in me,
All I wanted just sped right past me,
While I was rooted fast to the earth,
I could be stuck here for a thousand years,
Without your arms to drag me out,
There you are standing right in front of me (x2)
All this fear falls away to leave me naked,
Hold me close cause I need you to guide me to safety
No I won't wait forever(2x)
In the confusion and the aftermath,
You are my signal fire,
The only resolution and the only joy,
Is the faint spark of forgiveness in your eyes,
There you are standing right in front of me (x2)
All this fear falls away to leave me naked,
Hold me close cause I need you to guide me to safety,
There you are standing right in front of me (x2)
All this fear falls away to leave me naked,
Hold me close cause I need you to guide me to safety,
No I won't wait forever(x3)
Director: That was sweeeeeet! i wish Jack would sing ME something like that... But, I guess i have to settle for him dancing... *sighs dreamily* I am SOOO going to look for something for him to sing and dance to!! *jumps off* stage is yours for the moment, mate! *indicates SSL*
and here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCSFIq_LjXc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITPzPB5PuI
Great song for norrie! *hugs him and director!* OMGSH, Jaeh, those links are HILARIOUS! I'd never seen the POTC musical before or the cabin fever! You know what we should all do? We should actually publish this musical on FF.net. Like Captains's Log: Behind The Scenes of the POTC Musical or something 😉
Oh, Sailorleo, I checked on youtube but didn't find a vid for the whole cast, just Jack - did you find anything?
I'm just waking up now *yawn*, but I'll be back later to write something new 😄
the jar of dirt remix is one of my favs, rofl! 😛
I don't think we can do multi-author fics there 🙁 However, we could either publish it on LJ.com or we could create a new account b/t us authors (we figure out a shared username and password) and do it that way. Then we could update it as we please and in our account info we could say "These works are a collaboration of the following authors: etc etc etc." What do you guys think?
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
...is the I've got a Jar of dirt remix in there? I found that one hilarious! GAH! ALL OF THOSE LINKS WERE HILARIOUS!let's publish it!
... are multi author stuff permitted on ff.net?and to the song, well, i kinda figured it fit... thankees nywayz.. 😄
... let's hope sailor's totally satisfied... 😉
yay! thank you!
and it eluded to nekkidness xtra bonus!!!! 😄
*salutes sailor* 😉
before I post a new one, which I would do when I get home, just not now, I'm posting this url which I found very interesting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9c_BYTftw8
AND SSL, post your vid here... 😄
😄 😄 😄 😉
someone do an edit of the song 'Give It to Me' by nelly, timbaland and JT! that'd be awesome for a Liz, Will and Jack number!
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Director: And for now, I want Will to sing a little song... Just for him to shut up for a while.. he's been.. bawling, a lot lately... complaining.. rambling... those-
Will: Why don't I have my bloody own number! Everyone knows I'm a good singer, a great one at that! 'A terrific soprano', as Jack once said! I deserve my own portion in this show!
Dircetor: Alright... ALRIGHT already! here... sing this song: "Because you Live" By jesse mccartney. Check it out guys, if you haven't heard it yet. It's a real.. uh, willabeth song, so pardon this post please. It's just that WILL'S BEEN BUGGING ME ALL DAY!
Will: *wearing what he wore to the KCA 2007*
Staring out at the rain, with a heavy heart
It's the end of the world in my mind
Then your voice pulls me back like a wake up call
I've been looking for the answer, somewhere
I couldn't see that it was right there
But now I know what I didn't know
Because you live, and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live girl, my world has twice as many stars in the sky
It's all right I survived I'm alive again
Cuz of you made it through every storm
What is life what's the use if you're killing time
I'm so glad I found an angel, somewhere
Who was there when all my hopes fell
I wanna fly looking in your eyes
Because you live, and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live girl (you live) my world has twice as many stars in the sky
Because you live, I live
Because you live, there's a reason why, I carry on when I lose the fight
Because You Live Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com
I want to give what you've given me always
Because you live, and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help(when no one else can help)
Because you live girl, my world(my world) has twice as many stars in the sky
Because you live, and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live girl,(cuz you live) my world has everything I need to survive,
Because you live, I live
I live
Lizzie: That is soo... sweet Will! *hugs him*
Will: *blushes* Thanks.
Lizzie: But.. I can't choose you...
Will: Why.. why not?
Lizzie: because... well, Jack is sexier.. did you see how he pulled Sexyback off? *stalks off to find Jack*
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Director: What?! I could make it like this, can't I? Come on.. I want to re-live SParrabeth, and I wan't to hear those sweet sweet words from lizzie.. 😛
^^Love it Jaeh, great job 🙂 *goes to post it on lj*
here's the vid you requested 😛: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81uCBTC3-s
POTC Musical
**Scene 7**
Assistant Director: lunch break's over people, back to work
Director: Alright, who hasn't had a number yet?
Barbossa: Me, Masters Pintel and Ragetti.
Ragetti: Suffered I have!
Barbossa: *rolls eyes*
Jack: Why is the rum always gone?
Director: Where's the rum gone?
Assistant director: Jaeh, I had to hide it so he'd be a little sober to do another song.
Director: *pouts* but he's hotter when he's drunk, he does that swagger where his hips move back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and...
Will: WE GET IT!!!!
Assistant Director: Weren't you supposed to go to your anger management class?
Will: I DON'T NEED A BLOODY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS.
Jack: Let it out mate, let it out. *pats back*
Beckett: *scoffs* Imbecile.
Assistant Director: Okay, okay, lets keep it together people! Barbossa, you're up.
Barbossa: Aye, that be true. Hit it!
*Bosun begins playing guitar*
Barbossa: *yells* Arrrr ye ready to rock, mateys?!?!
On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Pintel and Ragetti:B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Barbossa: Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
Elizabeth: Hmph!
Barbossa: I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Pintel and Ragetti:B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
Barbossa:
I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
ARRRRRRR! *rips off shirt*
Director: oh! I'm blind! The whiteness!
Gov. Swann: Put your shirt back on, man! Have you taken leave of your senses?
Lizzie: Ew!!!!
Assistant Director: Well...that was....illuminating to say the least. Good job, just stick to the scripted ending, kay?
Barbossa: *grumbles about freedom of expression*
Jack: Hector, mate, you're expressing something that need not be expressed, savvy?
Assistant Director: Jaeh, ready to take over?
Director: I can't see, I can't see! *rocks back and forth, mumbling "he took his shirt off, ew ew ew".
Assistant Director: Okay....Jack, you're up again. Let's give this song a try and see if it works. Remember you're singing about Elizabeth and she's the only other girl on stage, so don't start staring at somebody else okay?
Jack: yeah, yeah, sure. Just play the song already, I want me rum.
Assistant director: Okay fine! Gosh, who knew pirates could be such divas! The song is called "I Want Candy" by Aaron Carter, but we're changing it to "I Want Lizzie"
Jack: Got it.
*music plays and Jack sings*
I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine, she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire
I want Lizzie
I want Lizzie
I want Lizzie
Go to see her when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer girl in town
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
I want Lizzie
I want Lizzie
I want Lizzie
Lizzie on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like Lizzie when she's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have Lizzie all the time
I want Lizzie
I want Lizzie
I want Lizzie
Lizzie in the morning time,
Lizzie in the hot sunshine.
Lizzie-love can't you see,
All I want is your candy!
(Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey)
All I want is your candy!
*dips Lizzie down and kisses her*
Assistant Director, Director and cast: Awwwwwwww! (minus Will of course)
Assistant Director: *wipes fake tear* okay, time for the Black Pearl Crew song. Its a Michael Jackson song and I think you'll like it. Barbossa, behave this time!
Barbossa:
Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed
Crew:
Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Barbossa:
You hear the door slam and realize theres nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if youll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin up behind
Youre out of time
Crew:
cause this is thriller, thriller night
There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight
Bosun:
Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
Theres no escapin the jaws of the alien this time
(theyre open wide)
This is the end of your life
Jack: (to Lizzie)
Theyre out to get you, theres demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night Ill save you from the terror on the screen,
Ill make you see
Crew:
That this is thriller, thriller night
cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
Jack: So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight
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Okay, went a little wild with this one, but I couldn't resist. Hope its up to standard 😄
ROFL!
"I want Lizzie"!!! 😄
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Director: YOU! *pushes barbossa* YOU BLINDED ME!
Barbossa: You had it coming lassie...
Director: One more stunt like that and you're... you're....
Barbossa: You can't fire me now, can't you?
Director: Yeah. I can't. 😬 Anyway, Lizzie! You're up! Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani... You and Jack... Someone please tie will down on the chair over there... *points to a chair in the front row* So he could suffer .... *laughs evily*
Will: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! SHE'S MY FIANCEE!!!
Director: Our musical... *points to the Assistant director* Right Brit?
Assistant Director: Right. Now... shush so I could enjoy this one. *puts duck tape on will's mouth*
Jack: *whistles at Lizzie*
Lizzie: *wearing this : http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/pinupgirlclothing_1965_51277619 Before I start, what is a refrigerator?
Director: Something that cools stuff. I'll show you later.. but now, seduce Jack*cough cough*, sing, dance!
Lizzie: *rolls eyes, and starts* If I could escape
I would, but first of all let me say
I must apologize for acting, stinking, treating you this way
Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold
If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, Now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape
Jack: You can escape with me.. *whispers breathlessly*
Lizzie: *pushes him away playfully*
You let me down
I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out
I need to get me out of this joint
Come on, let's bounce
Counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around let's look for some common ground
So baby, times getting a little crazy
I've been getting a little lazy
Waiting for you to come save me
I can see that you're angry
By the way the you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me
Want to take you with me
If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape
Jack: Lizzie should do more numbers like this!
Will: *duck tape falling off, drooling* *wipes mouth, and looks away like the honorable man he is*
Lizzie: *winks, and whispers in Jack's ear*
Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold
*goes out into the stage again*
If I could escape
And re-create a place in my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape
*whispers into Jack's ear again* Sweet Escape *kisses him*
Will: *speechless*
Gov. Swann: *passes by* ELizabeth! What vile thing are you wearing! What are you doing, making out or whatever you kids call it nowadays... with that pirate! He's not your fiance! Elizabeth! Go back into your room and change! *turns to director* I will not have my daughter wear something like... that!
Director: *whistles, two soldier from the EIC come and takes Gov. Swann by arm* Take him away boys.. lock him in the.... supply, closet. *calls Lizzie* Lizzie! You'll have another number like this a bit later! go ahead and change in that.. other... sexy outfit.. you have...
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a bit naughty.. 😄 can't resist either.. 😄
Assistant Director: We've got a great run of songs so far, crew, but we've still got more to come.
Director: Aye, Lizzie, you're up again.
Will: How come she has more bloody songs than anyone else in the entire crew?
Director: Because she's my Jacky-poo's onscreen sweetheart.
Will: SHE MARRIED ME!
Director: "...." *glares*
Assistant Director: Remember that we all agreed that the marriage wasn't valid because it was done by the unordained Barbossa?
Will: *grumbles*
Lizzie: *snuggles Jack*
Jack *smirks*
Director and Assistant Director: Awww.....
Assistant Director: Okay, that settled, you're got a new song Lizzie. Its called "Head Over Heels" by the Go-Gos.
Director: Eh, this costume isn't working for me, who gave her that? (http://www.buycostumes.com/Category/126/4294967191/19/50/Product/18585/ProductDetail.aspx)
Assistant Director: I didn't approve that.
Lizzie: Father made me wear it.
Jack: Where did all the pretty skin go? Skin is good.
Director: Brit, fix her up
Assistant Director: How's that Lizzie? (http://www.buycostumes.com/Category/19/45/Product/31202/ProductDetail.aspx)
Jack: Ooh, I like! Lizzie, doesn't it remind of of what you were wearing that first time we...
Lizzie: Jack!
Jack: Aw, come on love. I think its pretty obvious to everybody that we make...
Lizzie: Brownies! *blushing* Uh, we make...brownies...every night. *coughs*
Jack: Hot, warm, sweet, luscious brownies, darlin' *wink*
Will: SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!
*music plays and Lizzie sings*
Been running so long
I've nearly lost all track of time
In every direction
I couldn't see the warning signs
I must be losin' it
'Cuz my mind plays tricks on me
It looked so easy
But you know looks sometimes deceive
Been running so fast
Right from the starting line
No more connections
I don't need any more advice
One hand's just reaching out
And one's just hangin' on
It seems my weaknesses
Just keep going strong
Jack: I know what makes you weak, love *smirk*
Lizzie: *blushes and giggles*
(Chorus🙂
Head over heels
Where should I go
Can't stop myself
Outta control
Head over heels
No time to think
Looks like
The whole world's out of sync
Been running so hard
When what I need is to unwind
The voice of reason
Is one I left so far behind
I waited so long
So long to play this part
And just remembered
That I'd forgotten about my heart
(Chorus)
Assistant director: Hm, not bad.
Gibbs: Uh, Miss Jaeh? Will's having spasms over here. He says he needs a girl.
Director: Pirates and their identity crisis. (*mocking*) "I never knew my father" "define me!" "I need loooove".
Assistant Director: (*in cool, soothing therapist voice*) Will, you are a strong man and don't need a woman to complete you, it'll be okay. Someone will give you a nice song soon. Ooh, maybe you could do a coming out song with Beckett?
Will: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!
Director: *mumbles* denial is a classic symptom....
😛