Will: What has Jack spooked?
Mr Gibbs. Aye Jones, The Kracken! Jones put the black spot on Jack!
Will: OH
Mr Gibbs: You don't want to cross Jones for it will be the end of you!
Will: I don't get it? Why it is that Jack's always in trouble? That everyone's after him? It's Jack Jack Jack! Why can't I be in trouble instead of Jack? I want Jones after me I want the kracken! Jack gets everything! Will stands up and screams and stamps his feet. "It's NOT Fair!" Jack gets to have all the adventures and fun" It's NOT Fair NOT Fair!!!!"
Mr Gibbs: But Will you have dear Elizabeth
Will: I DON'T want Elizabeth! I'll trade her for being in trouble
Will: Yeah if some girl tried to kick my ass I' be all like "listen woman why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face"
Lizzie: (Traps him on the shoulder. ) Will? I have something for you
Will: What it is my sweet?
Lizzie: This! (Slaps Will across the face)
Originally posted by ToddianGirl
Will: What has Jack spooked?
Mr Gibbs. Aye Jones, The Kracken! Jones put the black spot on Jack!
Will: OH
Mr Gibbs: You don't want to cross Jones for it will be the end of you!
Will: I don't get it? Why it is that Jack's always in trouble? That everyone's after him? It's Jack Jack Jack! Why can't I be in trouble instead of Jack? I want Jones after me I want the kracken! Jack gets everything! Will stands up and screams and stamps his feet. "It's NOT Fair!" Jack gets to have all the adventures and fun" It's NOT Fair NOT Fair!!!!"
Mr Gibbs: But Will you have dear Elizabeth
Will: I DON'T want Elizabeth! I'll trade her for being in troubleWill: Yeah if some girl tried to kick my ass I' be all like "listen woman why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face"
Lizzie: (Traps him on the shoulder. ) Will? I have something for you
Will: What it is my sweet?
Lizzie: This! (Slaps Will across the face)
ROFLROFL!
Will: What exactly did he put in the chest?
Calypso: Him heart.
Pintel: I'm so sick of all this! His! His heart! Say the correct pronouns, damn it! Look, I love all you guys to death, and I'm sorry to go all grammar Nazi, but I can't take it anymore! (to Gibbs) It's "Where is Jack" not "Where be Jack." (to Jack) It's "all by myself" not "by my onesy." (to Will) You? You just make everyone mad. (to Tia Dalma) And here we have the queen of it all! The mistress of mispronunciation. The siren of slang. The...
Jack: Are you done? Because we have information to find out.
Pintel: (sits back down and blushes) Sorry. Sometimes I have these outbursts.
Ragetti: (pats his hand) I know, mate. That's why as soon as we're done with our pirate adventures, we'll get you some real therapy.
Gibbs: My therapy's real!
Thanks. I love outbursts.
Elizabeth: (watching Jack, Will, and James fight) I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates! (starts throwing rocks)
Will: Ow!
James: One hit me, too.
Jack: Nothing hit me!
Will and James: Shut up.
Elizabeth: Good, now that you're all listening...
James: What? You're going to promise marriage to one of us and then skip out on it? I know! I'll just take the heart and command Davy Jones to marry us. He is the captain of a ship after all.
Will: (annoyed with her, too) Or I'll take the heart and make Davy Jones throw you back in jail! Hmm? You think it makes me feel like a man to go on a wild goose chase for you only to have you escape jail yourself?
Elizabeth: Actually, Dad let me out. And why are you shouting?
Will: Because it makes me feel big! (to Jack) Give me that heart.
Jack: Look, I think it's common knowledge that I need this heart the most. See, Lizzie already adores me, so all I have to do is live and avoid eternal servitude to have her. Now, if you'll excuse me, may you two be a happy couple. (tries to walk off)
Will: (points sword at him) But you're walking away with the heart.
(They continue fighting. Elizabeth sighs, takes out her phone, and starts texting her maid for advice)
Davy: "What's that matter scared of getting wet"
Mercher:"No it makes me feel like singing!" "I'm singin' in the rain. Just singin' in the rain,What a glorious feeling I'm happy again. I'm laughing at clouds.So dark , up above ,The sun's in my heart And i'm ready for love.Let the stormy clouds chase.Everyone from the place Come on with the rain. Have a smile on my face I'll walk down the lane With a happy refrain And singin' Just singin' in the rain I'm dancin' and singin' in the rain"
Davy: What's gotten into him?
Bootstrap: Aye he just got done watching "Singing In The Rain"
Davy: Really? I LOVE that movie!
Jack: Oh No please No!
Mr. Gibbs: what Jack?
Jack: It's me brother he's coming. Hide Lizzie!
Mr. Gibbs: Aye what about the rum?
Jack: Rum? Forget the rum! Hide Lizzie!!!
(before going in to see Tia Dalma)
Jack: Not to worry. Me and Tia go way back, nigh inseperable we were.
Will: But Gibbs made it sound like you haven't seen her for a while.
Jack: She just tried to kill me once is all.
Will: Then why are we going to see her????
(They enter)
Tia: Jack Sparrow! I always knew da wind would blow ya back to me.
Will: Oh, that's why. Cleavage.
Wait, maybe that's something that would be said. What do you guys think?
Tia: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner.
Will: You know me?
Tia: You want to know me?
Will: Well, I guess now is as good a time as any to admit I have a fetish for dreadlocks.
(Jack backs away)
All right some characters are from my story but here it goes:
Jack: Bloody hell. Me sails ripped. *Looks at Larry TIPB*
Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag: Uh, I think I'll go over here
Narrator: Just then Jack
Jack: That's Captain Jack Sparrow to you luv.
Narrator: Fine. Just then Captain Jack Sparrow had an idea. he had a wonderful awful idea.
*We fade and fade back in and we see Larry TIPB tied to the Black Pearl acting as a sail*
Larry TIPB: I guess now is a bad time to say that I am terribly sea sick.
Jack: I'll be in my cabin Gentlemen! Good luck *he says to his crew as he walks towards his cabin.*