Originally posted by ToddianGirlJack: Oh No please No!
Mr. Gibbs: what Jack?
Jack: It's me brother he's coming. Hide Lizzie!
Mr. Gibbs: Aye what about the rum?
Jack: Rum? Forget the rum! Hide Lizzie!!!
LOL. cute!
lol willo, dreadlocks. O.O *backs away from will, freaked out*
iwww dethrose! the sail is about to puke! 😛
Barbossa: I know Pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride
Will and Lizzie Kiss
Raggeit: STOP! NO WAIT!!!
Lizzie: What's wrong
Raggeit: Well according to this book I'm reading "Contrary to popular belief"(It's a real book) it say's "A ship captain does not have any authority to perform a wedding unless the captain is also a member of the clergy or a justice of the peace. Which Captain Barbossa is neither
Will: So what does that mean?
Raggeit: it's mean your marriage to Lizzie here is knoll and void
Lizzie: So Will and I are not married?
Raggeit: Yes
Will 😮h No that stinks!
Lizzie: YIPPEE!!!! Lizzie leaves to find Jack and tells him the wonderful news!
Lizzie is siting down thinking about things she looks around the ship and sees Jack. All of a sudden she hears music.
Lizzie: What's that music? she gets up and is suddenly dressed in a red Spanish style dress she begins to sing
Como puede ser verdad
(The music gets louder)
Last night I dreamt of Jack Sparrow
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Jack see's Lizzie signing and dancing
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
(Jack walks over to Lizzie and they dance)
I fell in love with Jack Sparrow
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
Te diso te amo
I prayed that the days would last, they went so fast
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where girl loves a boy and a boy loves a girl
Last night I dreamt ofJ Jack Sparrow
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature, wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring trough my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
Still dancing Lizzie and Jack Kiss. The music fades
Will: What the hell are you too doing?
Lizzie: What does it look like where doing?
Will: I SAW you kissing Jack again! Your up to something I KNOW it!
Lizzie: Will first of all SHUT UP! and I'm not up to anything
Will: Then why are all over Jack?
Lizzie: Cause I LOVE him duh!
Jack: It's true mate sorry
Will: You're SORRY! This is NOT the it goes!(Will beings to jump up and down screaming) IT'S NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!!! Jack gets everything I get NOTHING! I'm so sick of getting NOTHING!!!
Jack: You get something mate you stab Jones heart, and get to be the captain of the Flying Ducthman!
Will: Oh Yeah! I forgot about that thanks Jack!!
Jack: Your Welcome now me and Lizzie must be on our way see ya
Will: Bye Guys!
Both Lizzie and Jack: Bye Will!
Lizzie and Jack go off to be together
Will sings: "Oh I just can't wait to be a Captain"
Narrator: One day Jack-
Jack: How many times do I have to tell you luv. It's Captain Jack Sparrow.
Narrator: Sorry. I just thought that since this is my WPOTCCWNS..... I get to call you Jack but okay. One day Captain Jack Sparrow was drinking rum like he does everyday when he hears something.
Larry TIPB: Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate sail's life for me!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oy! Larry!
Larry TIPB: Aye captain?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Pirates don't have sails, their ships do.
Larry TIPB: Uh, captain?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Aye lad?
Larry TIPB: I'm getting sea sick again.
Jack: Womanizer, Womanizer I'm a womanizer baby! I don't try to front I know just who I am, I don't try to front I know just who I am, Womanizer, womanizer I'm a womanizer baby!
Will: what's gotten him?
Mr. Gibbs: Aye Britney Spear's new song "Womanizer"
Will: Finally he's telling the truth about who he is!
Barbie: Aye all pirates are womanizer's Will
Will: Yeah but Jack's facing up to the fact that he's one! I KNEW it all along!!!
Lizzie: So Jack's a womanizer big deal!
Will: WHAT? I can't believe you sayed that?
Lizzie: I don't have a problem with Jack being a womanizer. It's fine by me. He's still hot!
Will: What about me?
Lizzie: What about you?
Will: Well you said Jack still hot what if I was an womanizer would you think I was still hot?
Lizzie: Well I never thought you were hot in the first place. Jack is way more hotter then you'll ever be dear Will!
Lizzie: Jack?
Jack: Yes love?
Lizzie: I don't care if your an womanzier I love you!
Jack: Back at ya love!
Lizzie and Jack kiss
Will: I'm LEAVING!
Narrator: Thanks.
Jareth: What about my performance?
Tia Dalma: Ya did good.
Jareth: Eek! Who is that?
Jack: That is Tia Dalma. Oh and by the way, DethRose, my name is Captain Jack Sparrow. How many time do I have to tell you?
Narrator: I won't stop calling you Jack! It's too long to type Captain jack Sparrow. How about if i initial it CJS?
Jack: No. I'll take Jack. You win mate.
narrator: Yes! I am the champion my friends.
Jareth: Has anyone forgotten about me?
Narrator: Yes. Do you need your ego boosted today?
Jareth: Yes.
Narrator: Too bad this is a POTC forum. If they make a labyrinth forum i will make a whole thread dedicated to ego boosters for you. But since that is never going to happen.....oh Jareth, your hair is so shiny. I love how your eyes don't match. Your wardrobe leaves nothing to the imagination.
Elizabeth: Whoah. I think she's has a bigger crush on Jareth than i do on Jack.
(for all you Sparrabethers out there.)