Lol. Thanks.
Barbossa: Arrr! why don't ye make a signature for me?
Narrator: Because you have a big hat. I can't get a good picture of you.
Jack: What's with that guy in the yellow shirt?
Narrator: That be Charlie Brown. He is from a gang called the Peanuts.
Jack: Oh. And what's with your new story Pirate Goat of Port Royal? That's just wrong.
Will: I think its cute.
Narrator: Shut up Will. Nobody asked you.
Connor McCloud: Ramirez. I don't like boats. I don't like water. I'm a man not a fish!
Mr. Gibbs: I am not Ramirez.
Connor McCloud: Still. I hate the water.
Mr. Gibbs: By the way, I think you have the wrong movie.
Connor McCloud: There can be only one! *suddenly an umbrella appears and he is whisked away like Mary Poppins*
Mary Poppins: Man! He stole my mojo! *turns to Mr. Gibbs* Hiya handsome.
Will:"I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain."
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Narrator: Will ponders life with a brain imagine all the things he could if he had one. Which in this case he doesn't much of.
Jack: If he had one he be dangerous!
Will: I heard that!
Narrator: Well Will Jack is just telling the truth
Will: That hurts!
Narrator: Well it always does Will
Jack:I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No,no,no.
I'm so tired I don't know what to do
I'm so tired my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired I'll have another cigarette
And curse William Turner
He was such a stupid git.
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
(mumbling)
Narrator: Life without Lizzie is painful sniff sniff
Lizzie😖omtimes, the feeling is right
You fall in love for the first time
Heartbeat, and kisses so sweet
Summertime love in the moonlight
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Now the summer is gone
You had to go back home
Please come and see me again
I never felt more alone
Baby, I am missing you
I want you by my side
And I hope you'll miss me too
Come back and stay
I think about you every day
I really want you too
You swept my feet right
off the ground, you're the
love I found
Captain Jack, Jack Calling Captain Jack
Captain Jack, Captain Jack, Get
up now (Wake up now)
Captain Jack, Jack Calling Captain Jack
Captain Jack, Captain Jack, Get
up now (Wake up now)
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
All I think of is you, and all
of the things we had
Jack, what can I do?
Why does it have to be like that?
Baby, I am missing you
I want you by my side
And I hope you'll miss me too
Come back and stay
I think about you every day
I really want you too
You swept my feet right
off the ground, you're the
love I found
Captain Jack, Jack Calling Captain Jack
Captain Jack, Captain Jack, Get
up now (Wake up now)
Captain Jack, Jack Calling Captain Jack
Captain Jack, Captain Jack, Get
up now (Wake up now)
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Please, please cure me
Please, please cure me
Please, please cure me
Please, please cure me
Captain Jack, Jack, Jack - (Wake up now)
Captain Jack , Jack- (Wake up now)
Captain Jack, Jack- (Wake up now)
Captain Jack, Jack
Wake up now!
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
Captain Jack, Jack Calling Captain Jack
Captain Jack, Captain Jack, Get
up now (Wake up now)
Captain Jack Jack, Calling Captain Jack
Captain Jack, Captain Jack
Wake up now (Wake up now)
Song😄r Jones By Aqua.
Pintel:Everybody, listen to me,
And return me, my ship.
I'm your captain, I'm your captain,
Although I'm feeling mighty sick.
I've been lost now, days uncounted,
And it's months since I've seen home.
Can you hear me, can you hear me,
Or am I all alone.
If you return me, to my home port,
I will kiss you mother earth.
Take me back now, take me back now,
To the port of my birth.
Am I in my cabin dreaming, or are you really scheming,
To take my ship away from me?
You'd better think about it, I just can't live without it.
So, please don't take my ship from me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah ...
I can feel the hand, of a stranger,
And it's tightening, around my throat.
Heaven help me, Heaven help me,
Take this stranger from my boat.
I'm your captain, I'm your captain,
Although I'm feeling mighty sick.
Everybody, listen to me,
And return me, my ship.
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm getting closer to my home ...
I'm getting closer to my home ...
I'm getting closer to my home ...
I'm getting closer to my home ...
Ohhhh ...
I'm getting closer to my home ...
I'm getting closer to my home ...
I'm getting closer to my home ...
I'm getting closer to my home ...
Repeated to fade
Captain Jack and Barbossa: *blinks* The Black Pearl is not your ship.