they paddle to Tia's shack. Natives stand outside mourning.
Translation: Now all our babies dont have daddies...
inside the shack,
Will is tearing up Tia's table with his knife
Translation: Maybe I'll take up wood-carving. Maybe that would make me more interesting in my online dating profile.
Tia enters with drinks
Translation: (mission impossible music plays) step 1 of my evil plan... drunk crewmates.
Tia: Against the cold, and the sorrow...
Translation: you do realize the Jack fans are outside with pitchforks, right?
Elizabeth takes mug.
Translation: My life is over anyways. let them come and finish me off.
Tia: Its a shame. I know your thinking with the pearl, you could have captured the devil and set free your fathers soul...
Translation: Why this pretense about your dad? If you're in love with Jack, just admit it. We all are, actually.
Will: Doesnt matter now. The pearl is gone, along with its captain.
Translation: OF COURSE IT BLOODY MATTERS. this franchise will die without Jack.
Gibbs: He fooled us all, right till the end. but i guess that honest streak finally won out. to Jack Sparrow!
Translation: honestly, i never really knew where his preferences were. But that kissed sealed the deal. and all i can think about is how I'll never get to experience the magic of Jack's lips.
Ragetti: Never another like Captain Jack!
translation: he taught me everything i know about, er, sailing.
Pintel: he was a gentleman of fortune, he was.
translation: he spent a lot of time in gentleman's clubs, anyway. One time he actually danced with the strippers. oh gee. good memories.
Liz: He was a good man.
Translation: He was the best I'll never get to have. Would it be way too Romeo and Juliet if I killed myself right now?
Will looks at her.
Translation: I'm guessing now would not be a good time to ask her about re-setting the date...
They all take a drink except Elizabeth.
Translation: The last thing these lips touched was Sparrow. I'll never wash them again.
Will looks at Elizabeth again.
Translation:awe crap. guess its up to me to save the franchise then.
Will: If there was anything to be done, to bring him back... Elizabeth...
Translation: This is only if you agree to a threesome though.
Tia: Would you do it? What would you? What would any of you be willing to do? Would you sail to the ends of the earth and beyond to fetch back with ya witty Jack and him precious pearl?
Translation: We already know how far Elizabeth would go--- how about the rest of you?
Gibbs: Aye.
Translation: Is this a trick question?
Pintel: Aye
Translation: As long as I get more comic relief scenes
Ragetti: Aye
Translation: Me eye! its popped out again.
Cottons parrot: Aye!
Translation: I know I don't have a tongue, but there are other ways of kissing.
Will looks at Elizabeth
Translation: Who wears the pants? Who makes the decisions?
Elizabeth: Yes.
Translation: I do. *snaps out of daydream* oh shoot, i mean yes of course i want to get Jack back. I'll finally get to wear that incredibly lingerie. And Will, that would be me. I say jump,
Will: Aye.
Translation: i get out the trampoline... i know i know.
Tia: Allright. But if you're going to brave the wierd and haunted shores at worlds end, then you're going to need a captain who knows those waters.
Translation: I peed my pants last time i tried to go to worlds end. i'll pack my night light.
Barbossa walks down the stairs
Translation: I know it looks like there wouldnt be an upstairs to this place, but there's more square footage than you'd guess.
Barbossa: So, whats become of my ship?
Translation: With all this J/L shipper talk, I think everyone forgot the original Elizabeth/Pirate pairing... which involved me!!!!
Originally posted by katelovespirate
they paddle to Tia's shack. Natives stand outside mourning.
Translation: Now all our babies dont have daddies...inside the shack,
Will is tearing up Tia's table with his knife
Translation: Maybe I'll take up wood-carving. Maybe that would make me more interesting in my online dating profile.Tia enters with drinks
Translation: (mission impossible music plays) step 1 of my evil plan... drunk crewmates.Tia: Against the cold, and the sorrow...
Translation: you do realize the Jack fans are outside with pitchforks, right?Elizabeth takes mug.
Translation: My life is over anyways. let them come and finish me off.Tia: Its a shame. I know your thinking with the pearl, you could have captured the devil and set free your fathers soul...
Translation: Why this pretense about your dad? If you're in love with Jack, just admit it. We all are, actually.Will: Doesnt matter now. The pearl is gone, along with its captain.
Translation: OF COURSE IT BLOODY MATTERS. this franchise will die without Jack.Gibbs: He fooled us all, right till the end. but i guess that honest streak finally won out. to Jack Sparrow!
Translation: honestly, i never really knew where his preferences were. But that kissed sealed the deal. and all i can think about is how I'll never get to experience the magic of Jack's lips.Ragetti: Never another like Captain Jack!
translation: he taught me everything i know about, er, sailing.Pintel: he was a gentleman of fortune, he was.
translation: he spent a lot of time in gentleman's clubs, anyway. One time he actually danced with the strippers. oh gee. good memories.Liz: He was a good man.
Translation: He was the best I'll never get to have. Would it be way too Romeo and Juliet if I killed myself right now?Will looks at her.
Translation: I'm guessing now would not be a good time to ask her about re-setting the date...They all take a drink except Elizabeth.
Translation: The last thing these lips touched was Sparrow. I'll never wash them again.Will looks at Elizabeth again.
Translation:awe crap. guess its up to me to save the franchise then.Will: If there was anything to be done, to bring him back... Elizabeth...
Translation: This is only if you agree to a threesome though.Tia: Would you do it? What would you? What would any of you be willing to do? Would you sail to the ends of the earth and beyond to fetch back with ya witty Jack and him precious pearl?
Translation: We already know how far Elizabeth would go--- how about the rest of you?Gibbs: Aye.
Translation: Is this a trick question?Pintel: Aye
Translation: As long as I get more comic relief scenesRagetti: Aye
Translation: Me eye! its popped out again.Cottons parrot: Aye!
Translation: I know I don't have a tongue, but there are other ways of kissing.Will looks at Elizabeth
Translation: Who wears the pants? Who makes the decisions?Elizabeth: Yes.
Translation: I do. *snaps out of daydream* oh shoot, i mean yes of course i want to get Jack back. I'll finally get to wear that incredibly lingerie. And Will, that would be me. I say jump,Will: Aye.
Translation: i get out the trampoline... i know i know.Tia: Allright. But if you're going to brave the wierd and haunted shores at worlds end, then you're going to need a captain who knows those waters.
Translation: I peed my pants last time i tried to go to worlds end. i'll pack my night light.Barbossa walks down the stairs
Translation: I know it looks like there wouldnt be an upstairs to this place, but there's more square footage than you'd guess.Barbossa: So, whats become of my ship?
Translation: With all this J/L shipper talk, I think everyone forgot the original Elizabeth/Pirate pairing... which involved me!!!!
LMAO awesome translation. I liked it