Tortuga from POTC 1:
Jack : More importantly, it is indeed a sad life that has never breathed deep this sweet, proliferous bouquet that is Tortuga , savvy? What do you think?
TRANSLATION: you haven't been here yet?! damn you're missing out on life, kid. You should stay here and I'll go get Elizabeth for myself.
Will : It'll linger.
TRANSLATION: I'm not sure I like it here. I'm quite wussy about somethings...
Jack : I?ll tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted.
TRANSLATION: I'm really lonely, but here I'm not as lonely. You should really just hand over your bonnie lass and you stay here and I'll run away with Izzie. Wha'd'you say to that?
Jack : Scarlett ! [she slaps him] Not sure I deserved that. Giselle!
TRANSLATION: What was that for?! Oh hey I know her too!
Giselle: Who was she?!
TRANSLATION: Whats a good excuse to slap this sexy pirate?
Jack : What? [she slaps him] I may have deserved that.
TRANSLATION: I'm not really sure I deserved it. I hope I don't have a permanent hand print on my face in the morning.
Gibbs : [ Jack throws a bucket of water at him] Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot! Mother?s love! Jack ! You should know better than to wake a man when he?s sleeping. 'S bad luck.
TRANSLATION: Good morning Piggies! Aw, Jack, do I have to leave?
Jack : Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
TRANSLATION: Look at how amazingly hott I am speaking incoherently to someone who is sleeping with pigs and smells like he hasn't bathed in 30 or 40 years... If you get up, I'll give you some rum, how's that?
Gibbs : Aye, that'll about do it. [ Will throws another bucket of water at him] Blast! I?m already awake!
TRANSLATION: rum? Ok. No more cold water... we all know how that affects a man.
Will : That was for the smell.
TRANSLATION: When did you take a bath last, man? We might need about 40 more buckets of water for you...
Guard: Lord Beckett. The prisoner as ordered.
Tr: Lord Vader, we have your son.
Beckett: Those won’t be necessary.
Tr: Yet… (evil laughter)
(manacles are removed)
Tr: Will sings “take these shackles off my feet so I can dance…”
(beckett pours some liquor)
Tr: It’s always best to discuss business drunk.
Beckett: The East India trading company has need of your service. We wish you to act as our agent in a business transaction with our mutual friend, Captain Sparrow.
Tr: Now I know you’re just a simple blacksmith with no education, but you understand you are being blackmailed, right?
Will: More acquaintance than friend. How do you know him?
Tr: Okay, don’t imply that Jack and I are anything more than casual acquaintances. Were you two lovers at some point? I wouldn’t be surprised.
Beckett: We’ve had dealings in the past. And we each left our mark on the other.
Tr: Lovers? I wish. I’m scarred for life cause of him.
(beckett studies pirate brand in the fire)
Tr: It was the hottest thing when I branded him. Gee, why am I such a sadist?!
Will: What mark did he leave on you?
Tr: I’m not asking cause I’m dumb, I just want you to whip it out.
Beckett: By your efforts Jack was set free. I would like for you to go to him and recover a certain property in his possession.
Tr: This is a Disney flick. I cant whip it out. Erm, anyways, its time for you to go on the quest of mount doom… er, I mean, I pointless mission.
Will: Recover. At the point of a sword?
Tr: Pointless? I doubt that. This movie is full of pointy things.
Beckett: Bargain. Letters of marquee. You will offer what amounts to a full pardon. Jack will be free— a privateer in the employment of England.
Tr: Hasn’t Elizabeth taught you the fine art of persuasion? Just tell Jack you have something shiny for him in Port Royal and BAM, he’s my slave.
Will: Somehow I doubt Jack will consider employment as the same thing as being free.
Tr: He needs to be free to fly, man. (takes a roofie and starts doing interpretive dance) Spread his wings and fly away!
Beckett: Freedom. Jack Sparrow is a dying breed. The world is shrinking, the blank edges of the map filled in. Jack must find his place in the new world or perish. Not unlike you Mr. Turner. You and your fiancé face the hangman’s noose.
Tr: Freedom? America hasn’t been invented yet. (starts singing It’s a small world after all!) Jack is going to be my slave or else. Or else what, you ask? Or else I will poke you with annoying objects, turn your fiancé into a bar dancer, and eat your donkey!
Will: So you get both Jack and the Black Pearl.
Tr: Your mom never taught you to share? There’s enough Jack Sparrow for both of us.
Beckett: The Black Pearl?
Tr: I am SO not cool enough to have that ship. I drive a flipping Toyota. That’s like, a T-bird.
Will: The property you want that he possesses.
Tr: So what is it you want? And remember, I don’t trade body parts.
Beckett: A ship? Hardly. The item in question is considerably smaller and far more valuable… something Jack keeps on his person at all times. A compass.
Tr: I have like 50 ships. It’s all about compensation. But I want Jack’s… um… how do I put this…
Will reacts.
Tr: I HOPE you mean to say compass. Not that Jack really has a moral compass or anything.
Beckett: Ah, you know it. Bring back the compass, or there’s no deal.
Tr: Screw the compass. You know what I want.
i wanna try! ill do the very beginning Jack scenes:
*Jack sails in on the sinking ship and steps onto dock*
TR: Look how ssexxi that entrance was! i mean, who else can do that?
Chancellor dude:Hey! hold up there, you!
TR:d*** i wish i was gay! he is FINE!
Chancellor dude:Its a shilling to tie up your boat to the dock!
TR:but if you dont have a shilling, i could always lend you one!
Chancellor dude:And i shall need to know your name
TR: and you can leave your number, if you wanna too!
Ssexxi man:what do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name
TR: I think this dude is hitting on me(i mean, who wouldnt,but) ill give you three shillings if you just leave me alone!
Chancellor dude:Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!
TR:Call me anytime! I'll be home!
aaannndddd.................
*Jack walks towards ships but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy*
Murtogg:This dock is off limits to civilians
TR:i really wish i could let u pass, but just cuz ur ssexxi, i cant let u go
JAck:Im terribly sorry, i didnt know. if i see one, i shall inform you immediatley!
TR:are you kidding me?do you even know who i am? im Captain JackSparrow, savvy?
*Murtogg and Mullroy block his way*
Jack:apparently theres some kind of high-toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? how could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
TR:I feel sorry for these guys, poor weenies didnt get invited to the frilly little party.
Murtogg😖omeones got to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians
TR:He is making it increasingly hard to focus. he is blinding me with ssexxiness
Jack:Its a fine goal to be sure. but it seem to me, that a ship like THAT makes this one look a bit superfluous,really
TR:hahahaha! im blinding them with my ssexxiness!!!!
Murtogg😮h, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But theres not as can match the interceptor for speed!
TR:It is a pretty lil ship, innit? i bet the Black Pearl is better though!
JAck:I've heard of one! Its supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable.....the Black Pearl!
TR:My ship can f*** yours anyday! Black sails, man! and they got holes in 'em!
Mullroy:Well, theres no REAL ship, as can match the interceptor
TR:except the Black Pearl, cuz its awesomeness
Murtogg:Black Pearl is a real ship.
TR:How dare you insult Captain Jack's ship of awesomeness!
Mullroy:No its not
TR:I dont know what im saying. i think im going psycho
Murtogg:Yes it is, i've seen it!
TR😮k, maybe i havent, but i KNOW its the most awesome!!
Mullroy:You've seen it?
TR:I bet he has, im just a stupid little girl who likes frilly parties. im sad i didnt get invited to that party
Mullroy:You havent seen it!
TR:WHAT AM I SAYING!
Murtogg:Yes, i have!
TR: HE WONT LISTEN! *puts on a puppy dog pout*
Mullroy:You've seen the ship, with Black sails, thats crewed by the damned? and captained by a man, so evil, that hell itself, spat hi mback out?
TR:Basically the coolest ship in the world
Murtogg:No
TR😖top being mean to me!!
Mullroy:No
TR:I knew he hadn't! wait..............
Murtogg:But i have seen a ship with black sails!
TR:this is probably a really stupid comeback
Mullroy😮h! and no ship thats not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldnt possibly be any other ship than the black pearl, is that what your saying?
TR:I dont even know what im saying!
Murtogg:No!
TR:Im an idiot!
Mullroy:Like i said, theres no real ship as can match the intercep................
TR:im blubbering on about nothing, so im jusy gonna stop
Murtogg:Hey! You!
TR:He got on our ship!! wah!!
Mullroy:You dont have permission to be aboard there,mate!
TR:Actually, he can go wherever he wants! hes Captain Jack Sparrow!
Jack:Im sorry, its just, its such a pretty boat.........ship!
TR:I can see it now! im gonna crash this ship because of a girl and a guy that fall in love, and sooner or later im gonna steal the girl!
Mullroy:Whats you name?
TR:I bet his name is pretty hot
JAck😖mith! or Smithy, if you like
TR:I think these guys r crushin on me too. its kinda sick. tho i am pretty irrisistable!
Mullroy:Whats your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
TR:I wanna become his purpose!
Murtogg:Yeah, and no lies!
TR:No, me!!!!
Jack:Well then, i confess. it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid pilliage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley, black guts out!
TR:I am SO smooth!
Murtogg:I said no lies!
TR:I actually believe every word, and i think its ssexxi
Mullroy:I think hes telling the truth
TR😮f course hes telling the truth!
Murtogg:If he were telling the truth, he wouldnt of told us!
TR:well, considering this is Jack Sparrow, i would say he would. hes so clever that way
Jack:Unless of course he knew you wouldnt believe the truth, even if he told it to you!
TR: these guys are probably so dumb, they didnt even understand what i said. but they are nothing to that bloody, stupid Will Turner!
Cannibal island: throne
[Will is carried while hung from a bamboo pole, his head hanging back]
TR: Whoa...this feels like im in the movie KING KONG...and i would have been if Peter Jackson was still talking to me...if only i hadn't of made him into a human dartboard with my bow and arrow...
[human skulls line the path along which Will is taken]
TR: oooh...lovely decour.....
[Will is carried over a roap bridge]
TR: Bloodyhell this is a long way to be carried....i can feel my tootsies going numb....
[one cannibal is wearing an English white wig and using a Western style fan]
TR: HAHAHA! I love it when people openly make fun of beckett....
Cannibals: Hurry-hurry tan daga!
TR: Hurry up lads! The longer the food stays alive, the more time we have to spend wanting to eat it!
[Will is brought before Jack, who sits on a throne]
TR: A throne?? Wow Jack...thats one almighty toilet seat you have there...
[the music stops, Jack pops his eyes open, revealing that his closed eyelids were painted to look like open eyes]
TR: Oh god...not this whelp again...
Will Turner: Jack? Jack Sparrow! I can honestly say I'm glad to see you!
TR: Actually that's a lie...but at this moment in time beggars can't be choosers...
[Jack says nothing, arises from his throne, walks over to Will, carrying a scepter that looks like a feather duster]
TR: I'd watch it if i were you, or you might to see my feather duster take a trip to where the sun don't shine....
[Jack pushes one finger into Will's shoulder, as if testing how much meat Will has on him]
TR: If Jack even THINKS about going there..again...I will attempt to kill him...and obviously not succeed for plot reasons...
Will Turner: Jack! It's me! Will Turner!
TR: You should remember my name....EVERYONE should remember my name.....I am the reason this movie exists!!!...according to the Will and elizabeth shippers, anyway....
Jack Sparrow: Wah-say kohn.
TR:You are an idiot
White-faced cannibal: Een dah-lah. Eeseepi.
TR: And so are the Will and Elizabeth shippers! Agreed?
Cannibal crowd: Eeseepi.
TR: AGREED!!!!!!!
Will Turner: Tell 'em to let me down.
TR: So i can flaunt my masculine ways within the film...but never quite shine bright enough when next to you, Jack....
Jack Sparrow: Kay-lay lam. Lam piki-piki. Lam meensy weensy. Lam say-say... eunuchy. Snip-snip.
TR: Heres the low-down, lads....the whelp wants me to help find his woman - who by the way quite fancies me, if i do say so myself- and then rescue the whole film by jumping fearlessly into a giant vagina-shaped monster....oh, and he's had unmentionable things done to his private-parts...which is the reason why he can't jump into the giant vagina himself...savvy?
[Jack makes a scissors motion with two fingers]
TR: How is it everyone knows what i mean when i make this sign?
Cannibal crowd: Ahhh... eunuchy!
TR: Ouch! The poor sod!
[Jack begins to walk away, as if disinterested, his Compass hangs from his waist]
TR: I'll pretend to ignore him now, and then maybe he will go away....
Will Turner: Jack! The Compass! That's all I need, Elizabeth is in danger. We were arrested for trying to help *you*. She faces the gallows!
TR: basically, if you let me go i'll let you have elizabeth...shes not that important to me, anyway!
[Jack halts, pauses, turns around and casually walks back]
TR: Not too casual, mind...I have to make a scene....
Jack Sparrow: Say-say lam shoop-shoop sha smalay-lama shoo-koo. Savvy? Ball licky-licky.
TR: Lads, she's got a big mouth, big hair and big breasts...is that not good enough of a reason to rescue her?
Green-faced cannibal: Ball licky-licky?
TR: Big breast?
Cannibal crowd: Ball licky-licky!
TR: BIG BREASTS!
[the cannibals begin chanting, repetitiously]
Cannibal crowd: Boom-shoo-boo, boom-shoo-boo, boom-shoo-boo...
TR: Big breasts! big breasts! big breasts!
Jack Sparrow: [whispered urgently to Will] Save me!
TR: If i stay here any longer I'LL end up having unmentionable things done to MY private parts! ...oh, and goodluck in the hamster ball, by the way...let me know how you get on with that....
Will Turner: Jack, what did you tell them? No! What about Elizabeth? *Jack...!*
TR: Hamster ball?? Jack, are you giving me the run around again!?!
[Will is carried across a rope bridge, still hanging underneath the bamboo pole]
TR: Oh B***ocks!
Funny stuff. I love this thread. Okay, I propose we make up scenes for AWE if we have truly run out of scenes.
Sao Feng: Jack! You're alive!
Translation: This Bruce Lee body is so kick ass. I hope he fights me.
Jack: When you thought I was dead and took all my crew you forgot one thing. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Savvy?
Translation: Wonder if people are getting tired of that line?
Sao: By crew I am guessing you mean primarily HER? (reveals Liz tied up)
Translation: Alas, mine is one of the many hearts broken by Elizabeth Swann.
(Liz struggles with her bonds, a knife tucked under her sleeve)
Translation: If I get out of this, I am so working Vegas as a magician.
Jack: You drive a hard bargain. I would sword fight you.
Translation: But you'll probably just kick me.
Sao: I'd rather settle this by martial arts (does a stance)
Translation: Jet Li never got to do a pirate movie.
Jack: Fine. (takes out the gun and just shoots him)
Translation: Worked in Raiders, worked for me.
(Will comes in and starts untying Elizabeth)
Will: Thank God I saved you!
Translation: In spirit.
Once again.
(Jack fires the gun at Barbosa)
Barbosa: You carry that pistol with ya all these years and ya waste it.
Translation: Turns out I'M the smarter one....ass.
Will: He didn't waste it! (stands over the chest)
Translation: But I probably wasted the last 20 minutes just fighting one guy and needing a girl to help me do it.
(Jack smirks as Barbosa starts to bleed)
Jack's translation: No one fires on my girl.
(Barbosa sees himself bleed)
Translation: Oh shit
Barbosa: I feel cold
Translation: But Tia can fix that....in more ways than one! ZING!
Originally posted by willofthewisp
Once again.(Jack fires the gun at Barbosa)
Barbosa: You carry that pistol with ya all these years and ya waste it.
Translation: Turns out I'M the smarter one....ass.Will: He didn't waste it! (stands over the chest)
Translation: But I probably wasted the last 20 minutes just fighting one guy and needing a girl to help me do it.(Jack smirks as Barbosa starts to bleed)
Jack's translation: No one fires on my girl.(Barbosa sees himself bleed)
Translation: Oh shitBarbosa: I feel cold
Translation: But Tia can fix that....in more ways than one! ZING!
haha! Short, but good!
the cave scene POTC3 jack's back from the island
jack pushes pirates aside as they look at him in amazement.
TR:what?! never seen anyone as good looking as me?...I thought not
jack:excuse me.
TR:excuse me...I have eunich to rescue, his girl to steal, your captain to kill..move out of my way for god's sake..capt'n jack coming through!
will:jack!
TR:wow your name IS really sexy no wonder liz...anyway have you come to save me? steal my girl and kill this dude?
barbossa:it's not possible.
TR😮k..ok lets rewind here.I gave up!you were the better looking one..the sexier one.I leave you on a white sand beach with lots of rum and the pretty girl..all I had going on for me was torturing the whelp..you've come to take that away as well?!!!
jack:not probable!
TR:well DUUUUUUUUH! I honestly don't know if I mentioned this or not but I'm captain jack sparrow! I get the girl,I get the rum I get the girl to RESCUE me with no effort on my part.......HEY! that's MY whelp your torturing!!! no one tortures jack's whelp but JACK!
will:where is elizabeth?
TR:have you done it with her and then left her on the island OR ...comeon tell me I can take it!
jack😖he's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
TR:yup sorry to break it to you mate but she IS a women I took her girlhood away on a white sandy beach.
barbossa😖hut up you're next!
TR😮ooops..sorry I forget. you've done on a sandy beach a bijillion times...lucky bastard!
goes to slit will's throat again.
jack:you don't want to be doing that mate.
TR:I already told you! he's MY whelp!
barbossa:No I really think I do
TR😮h my god you ARE smarter than me! why don't I wanna be doing it?tell me! tell me!PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE!
Jack:your funeral!
TR:gosh I'm good with the lines no wonder the ladies are all over me!
barbossa:why don't I want to be doing it?
TR:wheeeeeeeew...I feel so much better now that I finaly came out and asked you.
Jack: Well, because [pushed a pirate's arm off his shoulder] ...because the HMS Dauntless, pride of the Royal Navy, is floating just offshore. Waiting for you.
TR:well cause...[dude I know you can't get your arms off of me but at least TRY ok?] I planned this whole thing to kill you save the whelp and get my pearlie back!
Jack: Just hear me out, mate. You order your men to row out to the Dauntless. They do what they do best. Robert 's your Uncle, Fannie 's your Aunt, there you are with two ships. The makings of your very own fleet. 'Course you'll take the grandest as your flagship, and who's to argue? But what of the Pearl? Name me Captain, I'll sail under your colors, I'll give you ten percent of me plunder and you get to introduce yourself as...Commodore Barbossa. Savvy?
TR:look..hear me out...I'm charming..I'm sexy and right now I'm SO lying even about fannie and robert cause fannie was in fact my former lover and robert?! well...there was this time that I go REALLY drunk and...
Barbossa: I s'pose in exchange, you want me not to kill the whelp
TR:I knew there was a catch...you aren't gonna let me torture the whelp are you?!
Jack: No, no, not at all by all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait to lift the curse until the opportune moment. For instance... [picks up a few medallions] after you've killed Norrington's men... [throws them back as he speaks] every... last... one. [pockets one]
TR:If you kill the whelp then whose to be my stupid sidekick for the next film?HUH?wooooooow you seem to be as dumb as the whelp..you didn't even see me pocket that did you?!
Will: [sees Jack take a piece of the gold] You've been planning this from the beginning. Ever since you learned my name.
TR:wow it took me this long to figure it out! hey did jack just pocket a gold?I wonder why...oh well he likes shiny stuff!
Jack: Yeah.
TR:you really are THAT dumb aren't you..yup!
Barbossa: I want fifty percent of your plunder.
TR:why do I even try you're gonna outsmart me anyway...
Jack:fifteen.
TR:why do I even try I'm gonna out smart you anyway...
Barbossa: Forty.
TR:yeah RIGHT!
Jack: Twenty-five. And I'll buy you the hat. A really big one...Commodore.
TR:I'm tired of this none sense..I'm gonna kill you anyways and right now I'm gonna trick you to do what I want...
Barbossa: We have an accord. [they shake hands]
TR:I giveup!
Jack: All hand's to the boats! [sees Barbossa look at him askance] Apologies. You give the orders.
TR:I knew you would...now go to the boats like I planned[oh shit he's still not dead] sorry I didn't realize I haven't killed you yet..
Barbossa: Gents...take a walk. [the pirates walk away]
TR: I bet you weren't planing THIS part.
Jack: Not to the boats?
TR:I really wasn't planning this part....gee wizz did YOU just out smart ME!!!! 🤨
oh no you guys here I go again it'a just that no one ever did this scene I can't stop myself LOL
[in the cave; Jack examines the treasure] Barbossa: I must admit, Jack, I thought I had ye figured. But it turns out that you're a hard man to predict.
TR:to tell you the truth I thought you would spend a few more days on that lovely beach, with the lovely girl...comeon tell me the truth I know you wouldn't pass THAT up for saving a whelp!
Jack: Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid
TR:to tell YOU the truth I wouldn't have come but the girl got totally drunk and burned all the rum and the icecream cone guy found us...anyways it was totally bizaro...I should have known better to give rum to a girl who has only had sparkling wine all her life...
[unsheathes a pirate's sword and throws it to Will ; Jack starts fighting with Barbossa]
TR:What do you think I am...batman..although I am as HOT but...never mind my point is why do I always have to save the day HUH?...how do you think I would look in a dark strechy outfit..uuuuuuuh and the batmobil...
Barbossa: You can't beat me, Jack. [Jack impales him, Barbossa sighs and, taking out the sword, impales Jack]
TR: wow I thought you were smart but COME ON even the whelp knows I can't die..yeeeeeeesh...uuuuuuuuh I just killed jack sparrow..nana nana nanaaaaaaaa
Jack: [staggers into the moonlight to reveal a skeleton] That's interesting. [reveals the medallion] I couldn't resist, mate. [Barbossa and Jack fight; Jack runs upsets an end table] Sorry.
TR:[this is so cool I'm just like that girl I almost married in corpse bride]I AM smart dude! YOU'RE too dumb to realize it.yup I couldn't resist...just like I couldn't resist the girl..what was her name again? YOU KNOW the one in the bodice and all...
Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Hmm?
TR:if you plan on kiling me tell me now so I can surrender...
Jack: Or you could surrender.
TR:I'm not kidding cause you'll be SO dead if you don't.
Barbossa: Arr. [laughs and runs after Jack]
TR:I WOULD..but I'm too dumb to realize when you actually ARE telling the truth.
Pirate: [to Will] I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
TR:YOU'RE CUTE! I mean no patch to Jack but...did I mention I am a eunich too?we're a perfect match.
Elizabeth: [enters] Do you like pain? [knocks the pirate with heavy staff] Try wearing a corset. [helps Will up and sees Jack as a skeleton] Whose side is Jack on?
TR:if you like pain you should do it with jack HE makes pain FUN.[oh this whelp needs a GIRL to save him...how pethetic is THAT?]did I mention when jack was taking my corset off his hand brushed my mangos?[oh my gosh it might be that I have an obssesion with jack but...but he looks great even as a skeleton!] should I tell will about me and jack on the beach and that whole coconut/pineapple thing we did?
Will: At the moment?
TR:it's ok jack already told me..it's painful but...WAIT!!!! he didn't mention coconuts OR pineapples being envolved....I can't even imagine what you would DO with either of those things...
Jack: [cuts his hand and bleeds on medallion, tosses it to Will; Barbossa aims pistol at Elizabeth; Jack shoots Barbossa while he's looking at Elizabeth]
TR:BANG BANG I shot you down!
Barbossa: Ten years you carry that pistol, and now you waste your shot.
TR😖top singing that bloody song! I'm an immortal you're so stupid...hey wait..your not stupid...is there a catch?
Will: He didn't waste it. [drops both medallions into the chest]
TR:BANG BANG you hit the ground.
Barbossa: [drops his sword and looks at the blood spreading from his wound] I feel...cold. [falls dead, an apple rolling from his hand; the curse now lifted]
TR:My baby shot me down.