Translating the Movie...

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Here it is.

Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away in my ship?
Translation: Sounds pretty sweet. I could use a tan.......wait a minute!

Jack: No, I expect to leave you on some beach with no name at all, watching me sail away on MY ship and then I shout the name back to you, savvy?
Translation: Jeez, what pasty skin.

Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Translation: Can I get a tan while cursed? (picks up "Curses and What They Mean to You" by JK Rowling)

Jack: Of the two of us, I am the only one that hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although I suppose I should be thanking you because, in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse, same as you (bites into an apple). Funny ol' world, innit? (offers him apple)
Translation: Ah, I love milking this scene. It makes me the confident ******* that will turn out to have a heart of gold. Mmmm....apple.

Bosun: Captain, we're coming up on the Interceptor.
Translation: And Jack has his feet on your table!

(everyone runs on deck)

Jack: I'm having a thought, Barbossa. What say we run up the flag of truce? I scurry over to the Interceptor and negotiate the return of your medallion, eh? What say you to that?
Translation: Here comes the heart of gold bit. Damn, I hate these parts.

Barbossa: Now you see, Jack. That's exactly the attitude that cost you the Pearl. People are easy to search when they're dead.
Translation: Easy to search....among other things.

Note: I looked up the script on two websites, but is something missing? Isn't there a part when Jack tries to bargain to make Barbossa a commodore and he'll give him half his plunder so long as he gets back the Pearl? Am I just dreaming that?

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Barbossa: Why, thank you, Jack.
Translation: Who's my wittle, itty bitty monkey? Who's my itty bitty monkey? You are! Yes, you are! Yes, you are.

Jack: You're welcome.
Translation: Baby talk? And you've won an Oscar and I haven't. Whatever.

Barbossa: Not you. We named the monkey Jack. Gents, our hope is restored.
Translation: Not only an Oscar, but I'm a better rapist and pillager than you, too. You, B pirate. Me, A pirate.

Pintel: If any of you so much as think the word parley, I'll have your guts for garters.
Translation: Sigh, I'm so alone.

Elizabeth: Will! (to Barbossa) You've got to stop it! Stop it!
Translation: He's only a child. He can't handle loud noises and explosions.

Barbossa: Welcome back, miss. You took advantage of our hospitality last time. It holds fair that you return the favor.
Translation: That means we're going to rape you.

Will: Barbossa!
Translation: I just like saying it. It reminds me of Barbados. Damn, I could use a pina colada.

Elizabeth: Will
Translation: Wish I could say saying Will reminded me of anything fun.

Will: She goes free
Translation: As free as the wind blows. As free as the grass grows. Free to follow her heart.

Barbossa: What's in your head, boy?
Translation: Because no one else knows where to even begin.

Will: She goes free.
Translation: As free as the wind blows.....I don't know the rest of the song.

Barbossa: You've only got one shot, and we can't die.
Translation: At least he doesn't have a jar of dirt. I HATE those things.

Jack: Don't do anything stupid.
Translation: Ask for a new ship, the Ark of the Covenant, and an owl. Heh heh heh, my very own owl.

Barbossa: Don't dare impugn my honor, boy. I agreed she goes free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don't it lads? So I'll be taking that dress back.
Translation: (singing) Somebody, somebody, can anybody find me....somebody to love.

Elizabeth: It goes with your black heart
Translation: Man, I have to remember to ask for a sword for Christmas

Jack (to pirate): I always liked you.
Translation: Not every day we get to see a girl in her underwear, huh? Huh? And this is my SECOND time seeing her.

Barbossa: Ooh, it's still warm.
Translation: And later tonight, it will also be moist.

Crew: Off you go! Too long! (mess up the plank and she falls in)
Translation: Woo hoo! Free show!

Jack (his turn): I really rather hoped we were past all this.
Translation: I'm not one for diving boards, or circling sharks, or cold water, or another dose of heat exhaustion.

Barbossa: Jack, did ya notice? That be the same little island we made you governor of on our last little trip.
Translation: Ain't I a bastard?

Jack: I did notice.
Translation: Between takes of seeing Lizzie's skirt fly up when she fell.

lmao...that was great willo😄

oh my gosh that was SOOOOO brilliant... you've really outdone yourself. you continue to amaze and amuse me!!!! 🙂 HOORAY!!!!

haha1 "free! as free as the wind blows1" i luv that! hey guys, i found a mistake. when Barbossa and liz are on the Black Pearl after the dinner he says "For too long i've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. too long ive been starvin to death and havent died. i feel nothin. Not the wind on my face, nor the spray of the sea nor the warmth of a women's flesh." but then, when Jack and Liz are about 2 be stranded on the island, and Liz throws the dress to Barbossa and he says "Oo! it's still warm!" but, he can feel the warmth, can he?

I think he was bein a sarcastic bastard lol

u never know. it could b just stupid T&T again. i wanna try one. its probably already been done though

Liz:everything u said to me. every word was a lie?
trans.:you know, him lying to me is somehow sexi....

Jack😛retty much. time and tide, luv
t:hhmm..time and tide.....i am so slick!

jack😮i! what are you doing?
tr:yes, what are you trying to do, you pansy skipping sesame street watching gaywad?

Will:im gonna kill Jones
tr:i need to try and win back a girl that doesnt even want me by stabbing a knife into a gross slimy beating thing. and hey! sesame street is VERY educational!

Jack:i cant let you do that William.cause if Jones is dead, who's to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh? Now. If you please: The key.
tr:dude, no wait, dudette....,why do you insist on being such a pain in my a**? You are like a little 5-year old that keeps yelling "Im a teenage mutant ninja turtle!" you think you're gonna save the world, but ur really just a toddler dressed up as a turtle with fake numbchucks, if you will.

Will:I keep the promises I make, Jack. I intend to free my father. I hope you're here to see it.
tr: why am i such a pain in his a**? i feel like a 5-year old dressing up as a teenage mutant ninja turtle. HEY! another stupid childish, yet EDUCATIONAL show i STILL watch even though im over 20 years old!

Norri:I can't let you do that, either. So sorry.
tr: hhm.. i wish i was as pretty as Jack. or at least as muscular. maybe if i point this pointy thing at someone, they will consider me more manly! hold on, im starting to sound like Will....

Jack:I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
tr:why do i feel like the only intelligent life form here?

Norri:Lord Beckett desires the contents of that chest. I deliver it, and get my life back.
tr: and maybe he'll even buy me some dreads, like Jack's! ya mon!

JAck: Ah. The dark side of ambition.
tr:you know, i think Norri is crushing on my dreads. i feel icky...

Bwa:did someone say ichy?!

Norri😮h, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.
tr:i have no clue what redemption means, but i think it makes me sound more manly!

lol what do u think?

Haha everyone picks on Will! LOL!

y not? almost everyone here thinks hes a pansy boy! thats his nickname! just wait til u see my comic "The Adventues of Bwa ha ha and Pansy boy" that will def. make u support bwa more!

Don't get me wrong, I detest the try-hard!

me not likes either look at what a friend sent me...

lol

hold on wrong pic sorry that ones funny though...

here 😄

Rofl at the 1st n 2nd one.

holy fruck! i luv /em both!

i can show you more stuff if u want but they might not be as funnie.....

i like this one