Wow! It's a little long, but this will be fun.
GIBBS: Let's put some distance between us and this island, and head out to open sea.
TRANSLATION: Because nothing can get you out in open sea.
JACK: Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible.
TRANSLATION: Some rum sounds really good.....hint hint.
GIBBS: Uh, that seems a bit contradictory, Captain.
TRANSLATION: That was my big word for the day and I wasted it.
JACK: I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs, now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something.
TRANSLATION: And I can't very well shoot Will.
WILL: Jack
TRANSLATION: I just like saying it.
JACK: Ah.
TRANSLATION: Don't tempt me to shoot you. I'm cold and thirsty and mad.
WILL: Elizabeth is in danger.
TRANSLATION: I caught her thinking for herself yesterday!
JACK: Have you considered keeping a more watchful eye on 'er? Maybe just lock her up somewhere.
TRANSLATION: Cuz if she were mine, not saying I haven't fantasized about it....
WILL: She *is* locked up, in a prison, bound to hang for helping *you*!
TRANSLATION: Dun dun DUN!
JACK: There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes.
TRANSLATION: And part of taking responsibility means spanking, so if I were you, and man, I wish I was, I would go home now and spank her.
WILL: I need that Compass of yours, Jack. I must trade it for her freedom.
TRANSLATION: So she can be locked up by me instead.
JACK: Mr. Gibbs! We need to travel up river.
TRANSLATION: I promised you Playboys and rum.
GIBBS: By need, d'you mean a... trifling need, ?uh/?a... fleeting, as in say in a passing fancy?
TRANSLATION: Are we talking about fancy call girls here, or just hookers?
JACK: No, a... resolute and unyielding need.
TRANSLATION: It's time for some lucky hooker to let me pretend she's Elizabeth Swann for a few hours.
Barbossa: And ye'll not lay a hand on those under the protection of parley...
Translation: What is my number one rule? Captain gets first pick of wenches.
Bosun: Aye, sir.
Translation: Watch me flex my pecs!
Barbossa: My apologies, Miss.
Translation: Kidnapped in your nightgown? That's slightly cliche.
Liz: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilies against Port Royal.
Translation: All that training at the UN came in handy after all.
Barbossa: There were a lot of long words in that miss, and we're not but humble pirates. What is it you want?
Translation: If you're going to show off your language skills, you may as well show off your persuasion skills too.
Liz: I want you to leave and never come back.
Translation: I want you to take me away from this life if drudgery.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no.
Translation: If Jack gets to be a in a movie with MENSA, so do I.
Liz: Very well. I'll drop it.
Translation: I'm actually the one who will eventually host the Boston Tea Party.
Barbossa: My holds are bursting with swag. That bit of shine matters to us why?
Translation: We've all had our share of lovely ladies. Do you have some special talent we should know about?
Liz: Its what you've been searching for. I recognize this ship, I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England.
Translation: As you will soon find out, everyone in this series goes through a phase where they fall in love with me.
Barbossa: Did ye now?
Translation: Even your dad? That would be slightly off color for a Disney movie.
Liz: Fine. Well I suppose if it is worthless then there's no point to me keeping it.
Translation: Ha ha, very funny. Gee, it's actually kind of tacky now that I look at it. Just keep in mind that if i drop this, you'll all have to go skinny dipping.
Barbossa: No!
Translation: Do you know how bad the nightmares would be after skinny dipping with this crew?!
Liz: (smiles cooly)
Translation: I have a camera in my pocket. Those pictures would hit the internet in seconds.
Barbossa: You have a name, missy?
Translation: Cause we'll need to know what to put on your tombstone.
Liz: Elizabeth... Turner. I'm a maid in the governors household.
Translation: Does this mean I get to act dumb and irritating for the rest of the film?
Barbossa: Ms. Turner!
Translation: Is it kinky that I had an affair with your father AND I'm attracted to you?
Barbossa: And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as this... family heirloom perhaps?
Translation: Somehow I didn't think the daughter of Bootstrap would be able to afford platinum highlights.
Liz: I didn't steal it if thats what you mean.
Translation: I totally stole it, if that's what you mean. Or I could just say it was a lucky hand of poker.
Barbossa: Very well. Ye hand it over and we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'r return.
Translation: pass the bling or your old man'll look like swiss cheese.
Liz: (hands over the necklace)
Translation: To be honest, its the ugliest f-ing necklace I've ever seen. I'm going Channel shopping tomorrow.
Young Elizabeth: [standing at the bow of a ship and singing]...
Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up…
Translation: Pirates, pirates, when will you come? I’ve been singing till my voice is hoarse!
Gibbs: Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don't want to bring them down on us, now, do ya?
Translation: Oooh pirates! If only they come down on us!
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs, that will do!
Translation: Shut up or I’ll come down on you now!
Gibbs: She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.
Translation: We’ve been mired for so long still no one’s come down on us! Now that’s what I call bad luck!
Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.
Translation: Move along mate or I’ll mark you where you don’t want to be marked!
Gibbs: Aye, Lieutenant. It's bad luck to have a woman on board, too... even a miniature one.
Translation: Don’t want a woman distracting them from me when they come! Now that’d be something like bad luck!
Young Elizabeth: I think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
Translation: There must be some reason why Mr. Gibbs is so excited!
Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves - a short drop and a sudden stop.
Translation: Now I can see I’m getting you excited!
[Gibbs mimes a hanging- Elizabeth looks distressed]
Translation: Can’t you hang Gibbs instead?
Governor Swann: Lieutenant Norrington, I appreciate your fervor, but I'm, uh, I'm concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.
Translation: She’s got a dirty enough mind without you making it worse!
Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann.
Translation: Now that’s really exciting!
Young Elizabeth: Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Translation: No use fighting fate, daddy-o!
Governor Swann: Yes. That's what concerns me.
Translation: Let me try anyway! Corsets and stays, come to my aid!
haha nice work willofwisp and kate.
Master Gibbs, now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something.
TRANSLATION: And I can't very well shoot Will.
Barbossa: No!
Translation: Do you know how bad the nightmares would be after skinny dipping with this crew?!
Liz: (hands over the necklace)
Translation: To be honest, its the ugliest f-ing necklace I've ever seen. I'm going Channel shopping tomorrow.
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Hilarious! This thread is the greatest fun ever.