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Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Jesus
Originally posted by Marth18
Why do i love you?
I'm handsome, witty, a stallion in bed, and I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
how much wood does a woodchuck if it never chucked a wood? 😕
Everyone's chucked a wood at some point in their lives

Marth18 Old School Cool

why are women only good for making babies and pancakes

Scottie poiuytrewq

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
why are women only good for making babies and pancakes
Because you're a sexist and a horrible person. 😐
Originally posted by Scottie
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Copyright Symbol Inc.©

Scottie poiuytrewq

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by ThePittman
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
lookaround

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius
Originally posted by ThePittman
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Originally posted by Strangelove
Because the government created these langauge paradoxes to keep you distracted from the real problems in life, you sheep.
Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Illiterates actually refuse to purchase Alphabits Cereal because they feel it discriminates against people of "different intelligence"

Marth18 Old School Cool

Why did Larry the cable guy give his dead grandmother a Get well soon card at her funeral

Scottie poiuytrewq

If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
Why did Larry the cable guy give his dead grandmother a Get well soon card at her funeral
Because Larry the Cable Guy (and everyone on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour) is a moron and only gets laughs because he's crude and makes the deep south feel like they're worth something.
Originally posted by Scottie
If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
Who are you asking, the building or the fire? Myself, being a huge pyromaniac, would say better droolio

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

If you run backwards do you still get tired?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ThePittman
If you run backwards do you still get tired?
No. And you get younger and a lose muscle definition

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Strangelove
No. And you get younger and a lose muscle definition
starts to run 😛

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

Why is XYZ a douche?

Marth18 Old School Cool

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Are jumbo shrimp really jumbo?

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

Why do people think MTV knows everything and is always cool? How did it start?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Why is XYZ a douche?
He's not. You only think he's a douche because he doesn't like you. Next question!

Ultraman Baltan Restricted
Originally posted by Strangelove
He's not. You only think he's a douche because he doesn't like you. Next question!

No. I don't care if he likes me. He's obnoxious, stupid, and irritating.