Originally posted by Marth18already answered
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Originally posted by ThePittmanthis is yet another language paradox designed to distract. Boy have they pulled the wool over your eyes.
Are jumbo shrimp really jumbo?
Originally posted by Ultraman BaltanIt started in 1981, and it actually was cool for a while. People still think it's cool because they represent the "young people", which really mean white kids who think they're black, and teenage whores
Why do people think MTV knows everything and is always cool? How did it start?
Originally posted by Marth18To sap our extra money and goodwill, dirty hobos shakefist
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Originally posted by Marth18No, because people sniff when they cry, and then you'd snort a bunch of water and die. so to rephrase, not unless you have a death wish.
Can you cry underwater?
Originally posted by Inspectah Deckyou're waiting for me to answer the question. Your wait is over
what am I doing right now?
Originally posted by Rölandbecause you are a shallow and pathetic human being. Go drown yourself in a puddle (try it, it's really hard, I don't know how drunk people do it)
Why am I attracted to LARGE boobs?
If i have a postive blood and rob has a negative, what does blobbert get?A neutral blood type, which gets +5 negotiation skill
Why do painters wear white clothes?it's a sign of skill, if you can come away without any paint, you are truly a master. Plus, they like to give their wives extra work. If it's a female painter, I got no f**kin' clue
Why are eggs and bunnies associated with easter?Jesus was a big fan of rabbit meat in his heyday. But after the whole 'resurrection thing,' he went vegetarian and only ate eggs. Poor sap.
And what's the deal with Swedish fish?they are chewy...and red?