Ask Strangelove

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Originally posted by Marth18
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Can you cry underwater?

Originally posted by Marth18
Can you cry underwater?

Good question.

what am I doing right now?

Originally posted by Marth18
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
already answered
Originally posted by ThePittman
Are jumbo shrimp really jumbo?
this is yet another language paradox designed to distract. Boy have they pulled the wool over your eyes.
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Why do people think MTV knows everything and is always cool? How did it start?
It started in 1981, and it actually was cool for a while. People still think it's cool because they represent the "young people", which really mean white kids who think they're black, and teenage whores

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
No. I don't care if he likes me. He's obnoxious, stupid, and irritating.
this is the "Ask Strangelove" thread, not the "Ultraman Whines about XYZ" thread

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Originally posted by Marth18
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
To sap our extra money and goodwill, dirty hobos shakefist
Originally posted by Marth18
Can you cry underwater?
No, because people sniff when they cry, and then you'd snort a bunch of water and die. so to rephrase, not unless you have a death wish.
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
what am I doing right now?
you're waiting for me to answer the question. Your wait is over

Originally posted by Marth18
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Because banks are the trees that money gorws on, it's all a lie

I'm heading out, guys, so don't ask too many questions while I'm gone or I'll never catch up

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm heading out, guys, so don't ask too many questions while I'm gone or I'll never catch up
cry

Originally posted by Strangelove
this is the "Ask Strangelove" thread, not the "Ultraman Whines about XYZ" thread

I'm not whining. You answered a question incorrectly, which you are not supposed to do.

Why am I attracted to LARGE boobs?
If i have a postive blood and rob has a negative, what does blobbert get?
Why do painters wear white clothes?
Why are eggs and bunnies associated with easter?
And what's the deal with Swedish fish?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I'm not whining. You answered a question incorrectly, which you are not supposed to do.
Originally posted by Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.

I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.

Originally posted by Röland
Why am I attracted to LARGE boobs?
because you are a shallow and pathetic human being. Go drown yourself in a puddle (try it, it's really hard, I don't know how drunk people do it)

If i have a postive blood and rob has a negative, what does blobbert get?
A neutral blood type, which gets +5 negotiation skill

Why do painters wear white clothes?
it's a sign of skill, if you can come away without any paint, you are truly a master. Plus, they like to give their wives extra work. If it's a female painter, I got no f**kin' clue

Why are eggs and bunnies associated with easter?
Jesus was a big fan of rabbit meat in his heyday. But after the whole 'resurrection thing,' he went vegetarian and only ate eggs. Poor sap.

And what's the deal with Swedish fish?
they are chewy...and red?

Why is saturday night live still on the air and its not funny?

ok so what it is 19283790129828956347895693459873984759729879387597239579073987+29859783496980476749786948694876987469872098?

a really big number plus another really big number

Is jello a liquid or a solid?
When did wild poodles roam the earth?
Since blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?