The Unforgivable Diaries Of DMC!

we got it on 20th nov lol.

Maybe you guys have to wait longer? whats the waiting time for yours in the uS? ..i think ours is something like 4 months?

as usual it gives NOTHING away...ALTHOUGH when watching disk 2 and listening to the writers having a convo about barboza, they state something along the lines of (because i dont have the dvd atm coz its at my dads lol)

"But the way barboza sees it, hes done good just by getting them there so his debt is paid"

....hmmmmmm....

I got the feeling there were no deleted scenes and no commentary from the actors coz they were filming bk to bk...so they might have got confused or something and may have given something away?

they shed NO LIGHT WHAT SO EVER on the 'triangle' ...which is technically more of a square if u include norrie....they dont even actually mention it, and there are NO interviews given by ANYONE that suggests ANYTHING .....so bad 🙁

*pouts with kate*

dvd is coming next tuesday...either way I wont be able to get it 🙁 I have finals the next day

hey mina why pout when you have an orbit fresh smile!! 😄

Dont worry when you do eventually get the dvd u will watch it...and watch it...and watch it...and watch it....

where the hell does everyone think ive bin for the past week?? 😄 hehe

oo gee let Mina guess 😄

mmm lets see we could play by guessing the words 😄

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Not with my Johnny, I presume 😕

OmG T.Maria that was Hilarious!!! Pleeeeease Write MoRe!!!!!

Geoffrey Rush

I don't know what day; they have all run together day.

Dear Joey:

Lovethemtigers showed up this morning before I got up to prepare breakfast and commenced to burn the eggs and bacon. Peeeeeeeeeew toast too.

PirateDiva is sleeping in a chair on the back of this swaying bucket and Willo is sleeping on Johnny's little couch. There is entirely too much togetherness on this tub.

Do I hear that silly Keira singing again. Who is she singing to now. Oh, it's Norri and uh oh, there's Sailor and a sheep with her chasing Norri out of the trailer. Keira is laughing her head off while holding it with both hands. Has that gurl started drinking?

Lovethemtigers is now making some kind of sweet rolls and coffee and oh, I could use a good cup of java. Well here we go again, she is humming "Zippidy do da........zippidy ay............." Please dear Lord make this whole day go away and let me go back to sleep.

PirateDiva came in to brush her teeth and to get a cup of coffee. Not in the coffee, Joey. How silly. She told me we would be leaving tomorrow because Johnny's electrical problems were going to be fixed and we would have to move somewhere else. Funny thing about those electrical problems. All I need now is a seasick tablet and maybe I will be good to go. Where, I don't know.

Willo has a new pair of pants and has her wrench safely restored.

I am going to get dressed like Anamaria again and we are going to go into town for a while after I drink my coffee and eat a sweet roll.

Geoffrey Rush

Later than the last time I posted here

Dear Joey:

On the way to town Lovethemtigers kept laughing at me in my get-up and told me I made a great gurl. "Yea, I guess I could be Tootsie. It's better than being the Marquis DeSade and being naked through half of that film," I told her.

We wound up in an open air market with all kinds of fruit, vegetables and strings of hot peppers hanging from the roofs.

TeePirate walked up and said "Hey, pardner what's up with you." She startled me so bad, all I could do was stare at this little cowgirl in the middle of this spit of land with islander's and metal drum players. She asked if she knew me and Willo told her "there'll be no knowing here" and the little cowgirl just looked at me like she could see through my disguise. There is something strange going on here, but I just can't figure it out.

Lovethemtigers bought fresh fruit and veges and we walked to the cantena to see what was going on and there was Johnny on stage in a calypso outfit singing Bab-ba-loo. I almost LMAO. LovelyOne was there and she said Johnny wanted to play a strumpet before the end of the movie and was auditioning for the part. Seems he loves playing girls in movies. 'Before Night Falls' Johnny will be doing his Bon-Bon act and maybe will wear his cashmere sweater from 'Ed Wood'.

LovelyOne said that my script has it a bit of a snag and now there is a further delay. Blast! Don't these people know I need to study my lines.

Here's TeePirate again. "I thought you weren't in DMC Anamaria?" LovelyOne spoke up and told her "Yea, she is part of the end sequence."

Geoffrey Rush

Just later than last time

Dear Joey:

Katelovespirate walked in and sat down with us and told us that all the electrics on Johnny's yacht were fixed and that we had to move to a temporary quarters in the back of the cantena tomorrow. Oh great, I get to drink all the little island rum drinks I want, and don't forget the umbrellas.

Kate told us that Chiki Mina could get us anything we wanted on e-bay. Seems Chiki has sold all of Keira's stuff in her trailer and Keira is hopping mad at Johnny. Kate also said that Johnny has been bunking at Keira's since his electrics were out and has taken to sleeping with her pink frilly panties on his head at night like a night cap. Me thinks Johnny likes playing the trans-sexual too much. And he thinks the seasick pills are the cause of the hair on the palm of his hand. Huh!

Here's TeePirate again. She has a beer in one hand and a six-shooter in the other and is talking about making someone dance to her tune. Good gracious alive, I hope it isn't that Rap stuff.

I asked her "How does a lass come to own a triket such as that. Family heirloom, perhaps."

She told me real quick, "I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean."

So, I told her "Hey, fine with me, but don't go shooting any chairs in here like Willo did."

Willo scowled at me and said "Don't be so cute. I don't do parley.

Geoffrey Rush

Yea, Yea, Yea it's extended again

Dear Joey:

TeePirate said "Hey, Buckaroo can you two-step with me to this new George Straite song. "

I replied "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'NO'. Don't you need a male partner for that?"

She said "You will dance with me anyway and like it." She then bent down and whispered in my ear "Hector". Well, I lost it right there. My cover was blown and Gore would have my guts for garters.

"How did you guess my identity TeeP? I thought I made a pretty good Anamaria."

"You smell like a cowboy, Pardner. And I can always tell a cowboy in disquise. And by the way, do you really 'tie your kangaroo down' down under in Australia? Why?"

Now I am dancing the two-step with this cowgirl and she is giggling up a storm. After two dances I excuse myself and everyone leaves to head back to the yacht. Pretty good dancer, if I say so myself. Oh, I mean TeeP of course.

On the way we meet up with Sailor and Jack and that guard dog type sheep. Jack looks like he is in a trance and Sailor looks absolutely giddy. I guess I would too with a $3000. diamond ring on my finger.

"Oh, my stars, who is that screaming like a gurl," I asked. PirateDiva told me it was Orly and he was always like that at night.

Geoffrey Rush

Almost over day of the day we started with burnt eggs, bacon and toast.

Dear Joey:

I seems that Orly has been grounded to his trailer and only has a DVD of Elizabethtown to watch. Hey, I would scream too.

Willo is not too happy that TeeP found out who I was, but maybe with me moving tomorrow it will be okay. I did dance with her though. Does that count for anything?

At last my swaying bed is in sight. I cannot wait to shower, brush teeth, comb what hair I have left and into bed at last. I told the ladies I would see them in the morning before I layed down, but I sat up strait in the bed.

"Who is that screaming now?"

PirateDiva said, "Oh that's Johnny. Keira must have pulled the clowns out to get him back for having Chiki Mina sell all her stuff on e-bay. Serves him right the sod."

Lovethemtigers was right the first night I met her and she said "Strange things happen on this island at night."

Oh, blessed sleep. Night to you Joey and T. Maria. Sweet dreams. And a special good night to TeeP.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I come back here today and there are SIX..SIX new enteries...LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE it...calypso you guessed my personality soooooo perfectly...I giggle ALOT, I dance ALOT and I guess that kind of stuff ALOT and I go all cowgirl ALOT!!! so teehee

anyways I LMAO as I was imagining Johnny singing...and I loved that line "strange things happen on this island at night."

oh and T.Maria I LEEERVE your JackD enteries...."who ever said it wasn't painful to be hit with a tennis racket over the head?" LOOOOOL

LMAO....LOl!! YaY MoR New entries...w0o00o0o0o0o!! Loved Them KeeP It Up!!

loving the diaries!! 😄 😄 ah this is so de-stressing me right now!! 😄

Johnny

Day - such a good one!!

Dear Ichy

Life couldnt be much better...keira has been degraded, and although i feel slightly sorry for her, its still funny to see people giving her the finger in the middle of the street...call me an a$$hole but i find ridicule of other people VERY entertaining...

She's starting to get a little weird around me now though...i caught her staring at the new official poster for DMC yesterday, and i dont know if i imagined it or not, but everytime she looked at the picture of me a minimal amount of drool escaped her mouth....

i always said that the first sign of rabies was drooling ...

maybe i need a tetnus...

Orlando's reign of being admired didnt last very long...especially when he decided to go and relieve his bladder in one of the bushes next to the set and didnt realise that school children on a field trip were on the otherside....

suffice to say that the man officially has no dignity left.

I ran into jack yesterday...he had a neck brace on and several bruises to his face....apparently he was safe from having to film though because his stunt double was filling in for him.
He claimed that whilst out on a walk yesterday through the dark and freightening woods surrounding our trailors

- (in other words the little spit of woodland that basically comes to knee height) -

that he was anonymously attacked by a savage bear...

However, my closer sources have informed me that his newly betrothed had signed him up on 'the board'...poor soul...the man really has no modesty left...

Speaking of modesty, i feel the need to sleep in the nuddy and wait for keira to walk through the door....that should put the $h!t$ up her!!

....either that or give her the wrong impression...

...but either way it will humiliate her, so technically i win!!

LMAO!!!!

haha, hilarious!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMGOOOOD...LOL LITERALLY Can't wait to see what happens

be funny if Orbit Gum Chick was added lol

yes please keep writing!

Orlando

Day- A Dreadful One

Dear Nobody,

*snaps his fingers* …………………………………………………..

NOTHING!!! If I did that yesterday somebody would be fetching me my tea!

Why oh Why did I have to be so stupid!! I had the world at my finger tips! Everyone wanted a piece of me! My 6 hours of fame where the best 6 hours of my life….I BELONGED!!! I was somebody and not just another pretty face on the POTC posters…that is until I did the most shameful thing….I-I peed in front of children!!

You should have seen it in the newspapers this morning, a big picture of me smiling like a fool (hey when the photographers came up to me I thought I was finally getting noticed for the beauty that I am, so I posed, that was before I found out that children had seen my shlong while I was pissing in the bushes and whose mothers had reported me to the police) and a headline that read “POTC’s Orlando Bluem Arrested for Child Molestation” ….GOSH could things get any worse, i cant believe they misspelled my name!! *throws a hissy fit*

Anyways here I am in a cell with only you my dear Nobody…….(Johnny was kind enough to bring me my diary, along with this mornings dreadful newspaper…he said he was sorry to see me in this situation [although I don’t think his appologies were entirely honest seeing as though he kept laughing at me] ) and a big bulky man who calls himself FREDDY!! Johnny also gave me the bad news that Gore demanded Ted and Terry to write me out of the AWE script because of the bad propaganda im bringing to the franchise…Gore also said he can’t afford to get me out of another scandal! so who knows how long i'll be here!!

Oh gosh Nobody I think I should fear for my bum….Freddy keeps winking at me!! Oh why must I be so Bloody Beautiful!!!