How To...

lets start a thread where we can make how to guides and stuff...

like "how to.....be a eunich" or "how to... be a hor"

Lets start with "how to be a pirate"

1.Wear black eyeliner😉

2. Always travel with a catch phrase...savvy?

3. Always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.

4. Never ask 'why is the rum gone'...because you'll probably find out

5. Dont fling a coconut at a pelegosto, or you'll become a human Kebab*or as i say, kebob*

6. Saying 'Bugger' Gets you no where, and is unpirate-like

7. Always wait for the 'opportune moment'

8. Have the proper leverage when you are against Davy Jones

9. Always negotiate

10.Paint eyes on your eyelids and on your cheeks, its a way to sleep, while your eyes are "open"

11. Make sure u DONT have a Compass that points to what u want most in this world! apparently it confuses ppl!

LMAO!!!

12. Dont get your tongue cut off, and then get a parrot to speak for you, they leave you minding the boat.

13. Be addicted to Rum. 😉

14. Deep inside, long to be loved and have discipline in your life.

15. When your ship gets stolen, take a deep breath and remember that 'it's only a ship, mate.'

16. Swear an oath to Davy Jones, get the kraken to come after you, and achieve a kiss from that hor.

😂

17. Make sure that you have been to Tortuga.
18. Be careful of wenches.

19. Steal a boat from a man, not a woman, they bitchslap you

20. Make sure u have a signature walk!

21. Use hand movements when you talk
22. Make sure you explain something very disunderstandable, and when someone says what ur saying in an understandable way, say "your not making any sense at all"
23. When you say "set sail" add "in a general that way direction"

24. Make sure u overstock on RUM!! cause u never know when u'll need it to defeat a Kraken!!! and then still have enough left for the crew!!

24. always carry dirt with you. you never know when it will be needed.
25. make sure you get into trouble.