How To...

Omg lol to Minie Mina

11. Have bright coloured hair (no matter what colour, as long as it's fluoro)

12. Wear a dress that's so long, that you have a fear of tripping over it

13. Fight with every other girl you see

14. Try to land the Bestest and Least disgusting and most handsome pirate-client of them all...Captain Jack Sparrow!!!

15. Always remember to entice the men. 😉

New One!!!

"How to be JACK SPARROW"

1.Make

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*make funny hand gestures

2. Always seem drunk

3.Always call yourself Captain and tellothers to callyou Captain,even if you don't have a ship.
4.Frequently say 'savvy'.

5. wear eyeliner.
6. pick invisible things out of the air and examine them.

7.Ask:Why is the rum always gone?
8.When speaking to Elizabeth,always call her :love or darling.

9. Always stay in trouble
10. always be dishonest

11.Take a ship.
12.Wear a bandana.

13. ble slapped by whores

14. Always strike a comprise.

15. Be sneaky.

16. Talk in Confusing Sentences.

17. Owe a lot of other Pirates Money!!!

18. Make sure not many people know what you are actually saying, unless daft like you

19. Wear alot of rings, and other stuff

20. Tie things onto yourself

New one!

How to... make an Elizabeth Swann. 🙂

1. Have orange skin

2. Make all the hot guys fall in love with you (JACK)

3. Same as two, but them either kill them or break their heart

4. Seduce men to get what u want.

5. Kill the most Handsome Pirate in the whole Universe (Jack) and then loose urself in Grief!

6. Fall in Love with a Notorious Pirate

7. Have fake extensions in ur hair.

8. Talk back to every man u come in contact with.

AMEN

9. Teach Jack a song on island just in uderwear

10. burn the rum.

11. explode the rum.

12. drink the rum