How To...

16. learn to open cells with tables.

17. Dont say "Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt" To ANYONE, or you'll be in trouble.

18. The minute u get word that a Handsome Pirate has threatened ur "CRUSH" i suggest u find her, and get the heck out of Port Royal because chances are she fell in Love with the Gorgeous Pirate in dreads the minute she saw him. If thats the case Ur in Trouble Mate!

19. Dont make swords if they're for you "crushs" fiancee

20. Get urself caught/captured by every Villian in the story!

20. be wary of the pirate, he'll get your girl and get you in a lot of trouble.

21. Use the line "Ay Avast" when u are trying to comandeer a ship that belongs to the Royal Navy!

23(its 23, coz 20 waz repeated). Dont look at your fiancee and your 'accquaintance' pirate kiss/smooch, or it will spoil the 3rd movie lol

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23. you don't know what she is planning when she kissed him, so don't be jealous!

25. Constantly find ways to get urself separated from ur fiance and the handsome pirate...so that they may spend more time together and slowly fall in love, thus pushing her away from u!

26 (23 repeated). Dont just sit there when ur fiancee is crying....it just makes you a pansie...not a eunich....

27. Be part of Turnett

27. If ever you really want your girl, make sure you marry her and don't let anything come between you. don't leave her alone, especially with the pirate.

29. Stay with ur fiance even though she clearly cheated on u! and Not tell her that u know about the kiss!!

30. Say 'aye' very softly

31. Get caught in a Pelegosto trap!!

HOW TO BE A VOODOO PRIESTESS!!!

1. speak very unclear
2. Eat food, and dont brush your teeth
3. Flirt with Jack Sparrow and william Turner
4. Bargain your all with Jack Sparrow
5. Give Jack a jar of dirt, just to get rid of the damn thing

6. Tie things in ur hair.
7. Live in a shack on a mystical swamp!
8. Get urself trapped in a human form

32. End up being a wannabe pirate.

8. Ressurect Jacks arch foe