How To...

13. Learn how to handle a sword.

14.Daydream about the most handsome pirate in the universe,and smile while thinking of him.

13. Call rum "a vile drink"

14. ...The end up lovin' it

15. Make up your last name eg. Turner

hehehe wrong numbers, why do I always stuff my posts up???

18. use "I can't breathe" sentence as normal sentence

19.tell Jack you are si ready to be married,so he may prpose to you.

20. shackle the most handsome pirate to his ships mast with the hottest kiss disney could ever film.

21.Drink rum with Jack Sparrow and dance around a bonfire singing a song.

22. Faint to get attention

23. Play hard to get, cause apparently that makes every guy that looks at u fall in love!

So True

24.when Will appears on isla de Cruces run to him and kiss him,to prove (at least to yourself if you are able to) that you still love Will and not the least Jack.
25.Tell yourself as a mantra again and again:I love Will,I'm not attracted to this pirate called Jack Sparrow.

26. Always end up in the wrong place, which then leads to everyone wanting to come to your rescue
27. Always try to be the "Damzel In Distress"

28. Pretend that you're a young lad
29. Use bottle of rum as a weapon