How To...

9. Help others Bring Back Jack from the dead too!
10. Have a thing for Crabs

watch out for the pirate, he secretly takes stuff from you.

12. Watch out for Ragetti and his goodness

13. Make sure you entertain all those pirates in your house with drinks while their captain is dead.

14. Make sure to wear a dress that barely covers yourself.
15. Have an affair with the most dreaded pirate on the seas, which will make him tear his heart out.
16. Be a goddess.

17. Lie to get what u want!

18. Keep Barbossa's boots close to you
19. NEVER CUT YOUR HAIR...EVER
20. Ask people that you just met if they want to know you

21. Keep an undead monkey out of its cage

22. Accept an undead monkey as a gift

23. Demand Payment!

25. Throw crabs limbs on a table and stare at them long enough for people to think you are reading them for a living

*Tia's still Cool*

*24*

im gunna start a new one

*How to....

Be a hor/wench*

1. Have red, blonde or goldish hair
2. Slap men

3. Not pronounce "EGREGIOUS" correctly
4. Wear heavy makeup

5.Send a message (slap) to Jack with Will.

6. live in Tortuga

7. Wear a dress with a super tight bodice, to make ur CLEAVAGE pop up more!

and so that your boobs look that they are about to explode.

Elizabeth: AH! Help me find the pieces!

Jack: Oi! I think I found yer nipple...

LMAO LMAO! 😆

8 or 9?. eh! Make sure u throw ur skirt over guys heads.
9 or 10. Make sure u drink a lot of rum.
10 or 11. Make sure ur reflexes are sharp because when u live in a place like Tortuga where there are always fights breaking out, u need to be able to move out of the way, or duck for cover, or throw in some punches...lol!