How To...

26. Dont go to a voodoo priest for help, they bring back your arch foe.

27. If ever you really need to go to a voodoo priest for help, don't forget to steal a few things.

^^yes and watch ur FRONT!

28. Call urself a CAPTAIN even when ur ship is Missing!!

29. Always wear your lucky captains hat

(lets make up to 30, and if you can, add more, or just start a new guide)

30. Actually i take that back dont introduce urself a Captain while ur ship is missing, That way ur 13 years count only when u actually have a ship!

😂 right!

31. Don't forget to get yourself a girl...

are you guys making a new one now?

How to be a eunich

1.Get someone else to cut them off...its more painful that way😉

2. Spend 3 hours a day practicing with Swords that u make!

3. be a blacksmith....or lord

😂

4. make sure a pirate left a 'mark' on you.

5. Makes sure you wear an ice-cream looking wig and call orself lord, or wear anything a blacksmith would...lol...couldnt think of anything

6. Wear High Socks

7. Wear little pansie shoes
8. Be one of the ones with very short hair lol

7. try to get the girl, but before you guys get married, make sure you get arrested first so she won't find out your little 'secret'.

10. When you get hit by an oar, dont let anyone use you to hit something with

11. never show anyone a picture of you wearing fur and make-up.

12. Dont wear dreadlocks or a bandana, it points out ur a wanabee aswell
13. Dont say you cnt have it...it makes it obvious

14. don't let yourself be fooled by that pirate.

15. Dont be leverage for a pirate