Superheroes (without powers) slug fest

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I laffed at 'jabs'

That's the word I remembered. Heh.

Thor will win.

Without their powers, Thor would presumably not be 600 lbs but more like 300 lbs. He will still be athletic and he is close or equal to WW in skill.

It doesn't even matter if Wonder Woman actually is more skilled, the fact is size, strength and athleticism matters, and it especially matters when the latter has fighting skill himself.

A skilled 300 lb man vs a slightly more skilled 130 lb woman? A superheavyweight vs a flyweight? I hope no one has any illusions about the woman having enough power to even hurt the guy.

It would be literally be like pitting Brock Lesnar against Gina Carano in an mma fight.

Human Thor would wade in quickly ignoring any offense Diana could throw, he would initiate a greco-roman clinch like he's sure to have learned from sparring with Hercules and he will simply slam her putting her into a coma.

Piotr may be able to give Thor a run for his money however with his judo training and his comparable size.

Even when put in a human body for some reason has like peak human stats.

Most when transformed human are fit, but not like Captain America fit.

Thor on the other hand stomps huge grizzly bears, takes on Dragons, keeps up with Captain America.

Thor being a comic book peak human is too much spite.

Making him have actual peak human stats like a Brock Lesnar is spite enough as it is.

Originally posted by h1a8
Thor is a moron. All those years of experience and CA still fights better. He's a super slow learner.

Dude's wielding a hammer.

You want him to use roundhouse kicks and pressure point strikes? His hits can kill a planet 😐

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supes is a pretty great fighter, havent seen him get the respect he deserves so far.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Heh, that's funny. Thor doesn't use fancy moves but he is still as effective at the least. When he was powerless he was doing just as well as Captain America, keeping up with him at the least etc. against an army of opponents (Even Captain America is surprised by how impressive Thor is.). Heck as I recall, Thor even took down opponents that dropped Captain America in the beginning of the issue as I recall.

Thor also has genuis level I.Q. when he wants to.

No, not really from what I've seen. Prove it.

That's nice. Thor has lived for like millions of years going by some interpretations.

Debatable at the very least that she has superior knowledge. Superman also has pressure point knowledge, and Thor has shown to use jabs etc. before as well.

Nice try. But I believe there is no evidence that remotely suggests that Thor is millions of years old. All evidence points to only thousands of years.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Dude's wielding a hammer.

You want him to use roundhouse kicks and pressure point strikes? His hits can kill a planet 😐

Why do people say dumb stuff like that? Thor only manages to destroy a small moon. So I guess that makes him a planet leveler 🙄

Originally posted by h1a8
Nice try. But I believe there is no evidence that remotely suggests that Thor is millions of years old. All evidence points to only thousands of years.

That's why it pays off to read more than like 5 Thor comics. There's comics that state he has lived long to see Sun's explode and world's die.

Originally posted by h1a8
Why do people say dumb stuff like that? Thor only manages to destroy a small moon. So I guess that makes him a planet leveler 🙄

Except we have seen him hit Bill enough to destroy the planet their on. Break Celestial armor when in the same issue their armor was shrugging off planet destroying blows from the Destroyer.

Originally posted by h1a8
Why do people say dumb stuff like that? Thor only manages to destroy a small moon. So I guess that makes him a planet leveler 🙄

You probably consider Superman a planet destroyer yet as I recall the biggest he's ever destroyed is a small moon of Saturn. I believe Superman can destroy the Earth but so can Thor.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
That's why it pays off to read more than like 5 Thor comics. There's comics that state he has lived long to see Sun's explode and world's die.

That is ambiguous. Hell mankind has seen star's explode. Now if he was there when the star was just born until it exploded or when the world was new until its end then you have a point.

I would seriously thought that he was there since the birth of the star until its death as that would imply that he's older than Earth itself which he isn't.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
You probably consider Superman a planet destroyer yet as I recall the biggest he's ever destroyed is a small moon of Saturn. I believe Superman can destroy the Earth but so can Thor.

Maybe Thor can. There is hardly any evidence to support it though.

Moving a planet takes a lot more force than destroying it though.

Originally posted by h1a8
That is ambiguous. Hell mankind has seen star's explode. Now if he was there when the star was just born until it exploded or when the world was new until its end then you have a point.

I would seriously thought that he was there since the birth of the star until its death as that would imply that he's older than Earth itself which he isn't.


We've never "seen" stars explode as far as I can tell. If we were close enough to a Nova or supernova to see it within our lifetime then we'd also be close enough to die from the resulting gamma burst.

Originally posted by h1a8
Maybe Thor can. There is hardly any evidence to support it though.

Moving a planet takes a lot more force than destroying it though.


Post Crisis Superman has never moved a planet the size of Earth without help.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Except we have seen him hit Bill enough to destroy the planet their on. Break Celestial armor when in the same issue their armor was shrugging off planet destroying blows from the Destroyer.
Like I said, a small moon sized planet. Celestial armor is not to the level of durability as the only way to penetrate it is at least planet smashing force.

Sorry I don't believe in hyperbole (the Destroyer planet destroyer blows). I need to see the actual planet destroying blows destroy a planet.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Post Crisis Superman has never moved a planet the size of Earth without help.
Well he did once without pulling help. The help he got was not of the pulling kind.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
We've never "seen" stars explode as far as I can tell. If we were close enough to a Nova or supernova to see it within our lifetime then we'd also be close enough to die from the resulting gamma burst.
No. Do you know what Supernova are? There are many of them, some freshly new some not. Yahoo posted news about man seeing it some time ago (I can't remember when though). And gamma bursts are harmless more than 1000 light years away (Im not sure of the exact number).

Originally posted by h1a8
Like I said, a small moon sized planet. Celestial armor is not to the level of durability as the only way to penetrate it is at least planet smashing force.

Sorry I don't believe in hyperbole (the Destroyer planet destroyer blows). I need to see the actual planet destroying blows destroy a planet.

A moon sized planet? A piece of it was shown to be planet sized. What makes you think the entire planet was moon sized? That one panel where we see the pieces of the planet flying as Thor destroys it?

What makes you think so? Nothing short of planetary destroying force penetrating Celestial armor doesn't sit right with you?

Now you're just being stupid. The Odin Destroyer was powered by all of the Odin Force, all of the Asgardians, and by a portion of power from each and every Skyfather. With all that energy put in the Destroyer armor, you think it's hyperbole that it's blows are capable of destroying a planet?

Christ you're dumb.