John McClane versus Indiana Jones

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Indy always achieves his goals, he never loses, what difference does it make if his enemies are dead or not? Victory is Victory.

To bad this isn't a 'who can achieve a goal first' Vs. thread. It's a fight; to the death. McClane has the clear advantage when it comes to killing.

Indy always fails. Thats why the holy grail is not on his mantlepiece.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No its just proved my point, if anything.
And that you have been dodging admitting it in the past through sheer and willful McIgnorance.

Finally you have no excuse, having now admitted to Mcunderstanding this analogy, for your ninja chick superiority claims.

Originally posted by Robtard
To bad this isn't a 'who can achieve a goal first' Vs. thread. It's a fight; to the death. McClane has the clear advantage when it comes to killing.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indy always fails. Thats why the holy grail is not on his mantlepiece.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If you say so. The difference is that as towelhead fell into the rock crusher thingie, Indy was beating holy shit outta him. where as McClane had just gotten his ass kicked before using the SUV.

Seriously dude, still?

Here, let me make it even simplier than all those other times.

1) She disarmed him
2) She judo-tossed him into some computer gear
3) She walked away
4) McClane (never being knocked out) gets right back up
5) McClane grabs, beats and tosses her into some shelving
6) She's down and out, KO'd, helpless, at McClane's mercy etc
7) She wakes up
8) he kicks McClane out a window
9) He gets up (he wasn't KO'd this time either)
10) He drives a truck up her ass

Now, where in any of those 10 points can you find me a spot where "ninja-girl defeated McClane H2H"?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Actually his goals changed. He realized what would happen if the grail was removed so he decided to leave it.

Literally shifting goalposts in an argument...?

Wow. I'd never seen that McDone before.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And Indy clearly has the advantage as a pugilist. Not to mention he regularly KO's people with one punch.

McClane's never been knocked out, iirc. Indy has.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Literally shifting goalposts in an argument...?

Wow. I'd never seen that McDone before.

Yeah but he was really REALLLLLLY reaching for it, and lost it.

He failed.

McClane is luckier than that.

Sure, McClane mighta gotten it, then Indy woulda beat the piss outta him and gave the grail back to the old knight. Once again Indy saves the day.

Indy would have used Elsa to smack Indy down the McHole, and I bet McClane's Dad would be bulletproof, and would not be succeptible to Germanic blackmail/coersion.

I always did wonder about the effects of the sip Jones Sr. took. Like what other things it did to him. Apparently nothing, death pwned him.

It repaired him while he stood in the seal limits, but he was just as mortal as the rest of us when he stepped outside it.

Indy collaborated with Nazis, McFact.

McClane kills baddies.

Indy is a better h2h combatant, itso facto.

Nah. McClane has more variety in his attacks and punches with the same sledgehammer force.

A match up of fourth movie incarnations'd illustrate why McClane is the baddest mofo of the two.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And Indy clearly has the advantage as a pugilist. Not to mention he regularly KO's people with one punch.

Indy has had his fair share of ass beatings. I would be willing to bet that he and McClane are about even on that level. Although, it doesn't really matter because they both end up winning the fight. McClane may have driven an Suv up that Asian girls ass but Indy got just as lucky with that big nazi in Raiders. Had it not been for the Propellers he would have been beaten to death. McClane only resorted to the SUV because he was very limited on time. He had to get back upstairs before Justin Long was killed.

Indy has also never fought a martial artist from what a i can remember. McClane stays fighting martial artists and mercs with special forces training and he always rocks their world.

Has McClane ever KO'd someone with one punch? Nope.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Indy has had his fair share of ass beatings. I would be willing to bet that he and McClane are about even on that level. Although, it doesn't really matter because they both end up winning the fight. McClane may have driven an Suv up that Asian girls ass but Indy got just as lucky with that big nazi in Raiders. Had it not been for the Propellers he would have been beaten to death. McClane only resorted to the SUV because he was very limited on time. He had to get back upstairs before Justin Long was killed.

Indy has also never fought a martial artist from what a i can remember. McClane stays fighting martial artists and mercs with special forces training and he always rocks their world.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Has McClane ever KO'd someone with one punch? Nope.

Dude. The vast amount of soldiers in the Germany army in WW2 meant that there were loads of people who were clueless h2h and how to take punches.

McClane's standard of opposition would kill those same nazis.