John McClane versus Indiana Jones

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Has McClane ever KO'd someone with one punch? Nope.

that's so cheap man 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The gospel truth /\

McClane has his ass handed to him on a regular basis h2h, whereas Indy wins 99% of his h2h battles.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
that's so cheap man 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Dude. The vast amount of soldiers in the Germany army in WW2 meant that there were loads of people who were clueless h2h and how to take punches.

McClane's standard of opposition would kill those same nazis.

All the ones he shot for a start.
Colonel Stuarts special forces buddy in Die Hard 2.

Likewise, name one martial artist that has ever killed McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Really now? Name one martial artist McClane beat h2h, not with an SUV, not with a zippo, only killed with his hands. Name one, I dare you.

McClane has his ass handed to him on a regular basis h2h, whereas Indy wins 99% of his h2h battles.

Yes. Against Pussies.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
All the ones he shot for a start.
Colonel Stuarts special forces buddy in Die Hard 2.

Likewise, name one martial artist that has ever killed McClane.

He didnt kill him with a gun, did he...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He didnt kill him with a gun, did he...?

McClane cant one punch KO anyone!!! Not even a girl!!!! crylaugh

His character was a highly trained marine, dude. Thats all that counts.

Niow name me one martial artist who ever lived against McClane AND one who has ever killed him, please.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
John Amos? He was shit, Indy woulda KO'd him with one punch.

McClane cant one punch KO anyone!!! Not even a girl!!!! crylaugh

Mmmmmmmmm except he did. He sparked out ass out.

Indy was jabbed half to death by a fat german in Raiders. With a JAB.

And even Indy's hardest shots couldnt do shit to the guy.
The plane saved Indy as he hid under his hat and sprawled on the floor like a pussy..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
His character was a highly trained marine, dude. Thats all that counts.

Niow name me one martial artist who ever lived against McClane AND one who has ever killed him, please.

Name me one person McClane one punch OK'd. Oh yeah, name me one person who ever killed Indy h2h, please.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Mmmmmmmmm except he did. He sparked out ass out.

Indy was jabbed half to death by a fat german in Raiders. With a JAB.

And even Indy's hardest shots couldnt do shit to the guy.

And neither would have McClane's. McClane would have been killed in microseconds.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Really now? Name one martial artist McClane beat h2h, not with an SUV, not with a zippo, only killed with his hands. Name one, I dare you.

McClane has his ass handed to him on a regular basis h2h, whereas Indy wins 99% of his h2h battles.

The German dude in Die Hard 1.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
The German dude in Die Hard 1.

Karl.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The one that fell down the stairs? Karl? Who?

Yeah, the one that McClane put down like three times during the movie. He beat the hell out of him and knocked him out. Then later he even hung him 😂

As if just to make a point.... after all the ass kicking. 😛

Yeah, the one who McClane failed to kill numerous times, the one who should have killed him if it hadn't been for Al. LUCK.

McClane strangles Indy with his whip.