John McClane versus Indiana Jones

Started by Sadako of Girth14 pages

Yeah but McClane is in an entirely different league to Indy.

Modern fitness and excercise are just one of many reasons.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah but McClane is in an entirely different league to Indy.

Modern fitness and excercise are just one of many reasons.

I would say they are pretty even.

Theres a clear difference in Die Hard 4.0 performance and Indy performance.

At least McClane can still stand assisted and isnt showing the early signs of dementia.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah but McClane is in an entirely different league to Indy.

Modern fitness and excercise are just one of many reasons.

Dude, stop. Just stop. Indy is in at least as good shape as Mac. Indy wins his h2h battles h2h. Indy throws one punch KO punches. You can deny it all you want, but you know, deep down, that Indy beats your hero 10/10 here.

Nah.

Your old guy, cant even stand.
GRAVITY is beating him.

And McClane had no embarrassing son, betraying his lack, like Indy did.

Face it. You set this up but, its technically euphanasia for Indy.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah.

Your old guy, cant even stand.
GRAVITY is beating him.

And McClane had no embarrassing son, betraying his lack, like Indy did.

Face it. You set this up but, its technically euphanasia for Indy.

Still waiting on on explaination on why Indy cant stand. And at least Indy's son wasnt trapped and captured in an elevator.

So am I. It was disgraceful.

Thats 'cause she was a girl, dumbass. 🙂

And she was still tougher than Mutt 'weepy for the dead greys' the Pussy.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So am I. It was disgraceful.

Thats 'cause she was a girl, dumbass. 🙂

And she was still tougher than Mutt 'weepy for the dead greys' the Pussy.

BS, Mutt would rape her with his sword. Lucy ka bob, anyone?

While he was ****ing around with his sword, Lucy'd just shoot him.

Sound ironically familiar..?

Yeah too bad Lucy is never shown using a gun. For all we know she sucks ass with a gun.

For all you know she is the guy in Wolverine Origins with a gun.
(The one who shoots bullets in half.)

What shes a chick and cant shoot...? YOU can cant ya..?

And Maybe Mutt can block bullets with his switchblade. Maybe Mutts hair is bulletproof. Maybe Riggs is a Chinese jet pilot.

1. Nah.

2. Nah also.

3. Possiblish.

.....but.....nah.

Hope this clears that up. 🙂

Sorta kinda. Mas o menos. More or less.

Nope.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude, stop. Just stop. Indy is in at least as good shape as Mac. Indy wins his h2h battles h2h. Indy throws one punch KO punches. You can deny it all you want, but you know, deep down, that Indy beats your hero 10/10 here.

WTF are you blubbering about, man. They made a point to show Indy's aging side in KOTCS, it was a running gag. Sure he's still hard as nails, but he's no McClane, which by all accounts gets tougher as he ages and is able to perform more and more outlandish feats.

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF are you blubbering about, man. They made a point to show Indy's aging side in KOTCS, it was a running gag. Sure he's still hard as nails, but he's no McClane, which by all accounts gets tougher as he ages and is able to perform more and more outlandish feats.
And? He performed feats in KOTCS Mac coudnt have. And this is not Indy from only KOTCS, it's Indy from all the movies.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And? He performed feats in KOTCS Mac coudnt have. And this is not Indy from only KOTCS, it's Indy from all the movies.

Your "he performed yadda, yadda, yadda" argument is faulty, as Indy couldn't have done shit McClane did in his movies as well. Sure though, McClane couldn't have broken the map that let to the Ark.

If this is McClane and Indy from all movies, then Indy is slowing down with old age, McClane isn't.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your "he performed yadda, yadda, yadda" argument is faulty, as Indy couldn't have done shit McClane did in his movies as well. Sure though, McClane couldn't have broken the map that let to the Ark.

If this is McClane and Indy from all movies, then Indy is slowing down with old age, McClane isn't.

Indy didnt look slow to me, he pwned Russians left and right. BTW Indy was older in KOTCS than Mac was in LFODH.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Indy didnt look slow to me, he pwned Russians left and right. BTW Indy was older in KOTCS than Mac was in LFODH.

And having the moniker "Russian" somehow makes them special in terms of beating them?

They made a point in the film to show his aging side, it was a gag. In the opening fight, him missing the landing while hanging onto the whip, Indy of 20 years ago wouldn't have missed that.

On the other hand and it pertains to the thread, McClane went from being 'tough as a coffin's nail' in DH1 to 'tough as adamantium nails' in DH4.

If we follow the scale of how tougher McClane's become film by film, by DH6, he should be able to shove a grenade up his ass, explode it and shit out shrapnel; all with a smile on his face.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And? He performed feats in KOTCS Mac coudnt have. And this is not Indy from only KOTCS, it's Indy from all the movies.

Naturally, as a man of reason, will dignify this with only this response............