Punisher vs Joker

Started by Creshosk36 pages

Hey Bada... Facebite. 🙂

Originally posted by Creshosk
Hey Bada... Facebite. 🙂
Hey Cresh. dur

this some sort of klingon mating ritual?

Originally posted by Raoul
this some sort of klingon mating ritual?
Jalous, for rell.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Yeah, alot of that rides on PUNISHER FINDING A SINGLE MAN IN THE 12TH MOST POPULATED CITY IN THE WORLD!

Do I need to use the [size] tag? CAuse I'm not sure how many times I've said that.

"Oh he's found plenty of people."

People that already lived in the Marvel universe that alreay had a history and paper trail.

Joker's NOT from the Marvel Universe he DOESN'T have the information on him to enable him to be tracked down.

It's a city of 8.2 million people. and he's just going to luck out and find the joker or someone that's seen him?

Either way its a 1 in 8.2 million chance of that happening.

joker creates this big cacophony that everyone believes he will do, then the moment he shows his distorted face, frank clubs him like a baby seal....but with a .50 cal bullet.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
joker creates this big cacophony that everyone believes he will do, then the moment he shows his distorted face, frank clubs him like a baby seal....but with a .50 cal bullet.
I don't think using a bullet as a club will hurt Joker enough to put him down.

Originally posted by Badabing
I don't think using a bullet as a club will hurt Joker enough to put him down.
i never said how he swings said bullet club did i?

he uses the barret swing, a technique used effectively only be the most elite of military men. he bats 500.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
joker creates this big cacophony that everyone believes he will do, then the moment he shows his distorted face, frank clubs him like a baby seal....but with a .50 cal bullet.
Because joker's that stupid.

See? What the hell is wrong with you punisher fans?

Why can't anyone on the punisher side come up with something better than "He shoots him."

That involves NO brainpower...

Originally posted by Creshosk
Because joker's that stupid.

See? What the hell is wrong with you punisher fans?

Why can't anyone on the punisher side come up with something better than "He shoots him."

That involves NO brainpower...

i'm not a "punisher fan" but i recognize that a discrete sniper can and will do the job right.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
i'm not a "punisher fan" but i recognize that a discrete sniper can and will do the job right.
Way to contradict yourself.

You still haven't answered any of the questions I've posed.

Did no one see the scans from Joker's Last Laugh?

Or read anything anyone has posted about the Joker whatsoever?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
i'm not a "punisher fan" but i recognize that a discrete sniper can and will do the job right.

If Joker used 'Crazy Rain', then you'd have just killed one Joker. Out of a city population of millions.

How can you find Joker in a city where EVERYONE is Joker? 🤨

White skin, red lips and green hair. all 10 million AFAIK people of NYC.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
If Joker used 'Crazy Rain', then you'd have just killed one Joker. Out of a city population of millions.

How can you find Joker in a city where EVERYONE is Joker? 🤨

White skin, red lips and green hair. all 10 million AFAIK people of NYC.

8.2 million.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I agree that Superman Returns was a waste of celluloid.
Ditto
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I don't know whether that's relevant to the thread though.
I do know. It's not 🙁
I think I could cover the K in lead and it won't be detected until supes digests the lead w/his Super stomach acid. Then he'd be all fvcked up. Anyways. It always seems like Supes isn't all that slick in the comics I've read. It just seems like he's not all that clever. I'd like to see him outsmarting someone who's known for being smart. Tricking MXY still doesn't seem all that impressive.

There isn't enough ammo in NYC to do that much damage. Even Frank can't kill that many people.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
There isn't enough ammo in NYC to do that much damage. Even Frank can't kill that many people.
well, if joker does that crap then obviously punisher isn't cut out for that type of situation. but how did that situation get righted anyway?

Punisher uses Deadpool's guns, they never run out of ammo. 🙂

Originally posted by brainchild81
DittoI do know. It's not 🙁
I think I could cover the K in lead and it won't be detected until supes digests the lead w/his Super stomach acid. Then he'd be all fvcked up. Anyways. It always seems like Supes isn't all that slick in the comics I've read. It just seems like he's not all that clever. I'd like to see him outsmarting someone who's known for being smart. Tricking MXY still doesn't seem all that impressive.
Superman can recognizes what human DNA looks like... I'm pretty sure he'd notice the lead in the cereal, especially if he goes to take a spoonful and the spoon bends. Lead's heavy by the way.

It would be lightweight & cleverly disguised lead. Who has he outsmarted that was smart?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
because if batman has a gun it would have been over sixty years ago
False. The caped enabler would never kill him. Hold on a sec.

Was Joker around in the really old days when Bats used guns & killed?

P.S. Ya'll cut out the name calling & shit

Light weight lead. 😬 Lead is lead, ergo it is always lead-weight or more accurately lead-massed.