Punisher vs Joker

Originally posted by psycho gundam
well, if joker does that crap then obviously punisher isn't cut out for that type of situation. but how did that situation get righted anyway?

Took alot of issues. JLA, JSA, US military, various other groups. And a little help from Harley because Joker backstabbed her again. No idea how many people were jokerized or killed.

Dude, you don't understand. Joker did that easily. He does shit like this alot. He's fully capable of killing off half the world's population, he just doesn't want to at times.

Joker is a genius at chemistry, he's made toxins that have hurt high end metas, like Firestorm.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
If Joker used 'Crazy Rain', then you'd have just killed one Joker. Out of a city population of millions.

How can you find Joker in a city where EVERYONE is Joker? 🤨

White skin, red lips and green hair. all 10 million AFAIK people of NYC.

Assuming that Pun is in NYC (as the thread starter states), he gets himself Jokerized as well.

edit: spelling

Originally posted by brainchild81
It would be light weight & cleverly disguised lead. Who has he outsmarted that was smart?

How will you disguise lead so that he won't be able to see it?

"X-Ray vision.. gee I can't look through this cereal."

One time these guys were trying to hide something from superman. Superman used his X-ray vision and found right where it was because they hid it in lead.

You'd think that people would know that superman has super intelligence.

Originally posted by brainchild81
False. The caped enabler would never kill him. Hold on a sec.

Was Joker around in the really old days when Bats used guns & killed?

P.S. Ya'll cut out the name calling & shit

Yeah, everybody had a good laugh at Joker's boner... then we had a laugh at them using the word boner.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Light weight lead. 😬 Lead is lead, ergo it is always lead-weight or more accurately lead-massed.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Luthor.

How will you disguise lead so that he won't be able to see it?

"X-Ray vision.. gee I can't look through this cereal."

One time these guys were trying to hide something from superman. Superman used his X-ray vision and found right where it was because they hid it in lead.

You'd think that people would know that superman has super intelligence.

when was this? Pre-crisis batman?

Yeah, everybody had a good laugh at Joker's boner... then we had a laugh at them using the word boner.

Originally posted by brainchild81
I should have said a small amount. Just enough to cover the KI know Supes is real good at computations & had a perfect memory. But humans are always pulling the wool over his eyes

Originally posted by Creshosk
And I'm sure that Superman's Super sense of smell wouldn't be able to smell the lead, kryptonite and paint in the cereal...

He knows what lead smells like?

I've seen both Bats & DS lose him. He couldn't smell them?

Originally posted by Mindset
He knows what lead smells like?

Originally posted by brainchild81
I've seen both Bats & DS lose him. He couldn't smell them?

Originally posted by Creshosk
He knows what human DNA looks like. You tell me.

I've seen a diagram of human dna, I'm sure if I had vision like Supes it's possible I could know what it looks like.

I'm not sure what that has to do with him knowing what lead smells like though.

Originally posted by Mindset
I've seen a diagram of human dna, I'm sure if I had vision like Supes it's possible I could know what it looks like.

I'm not sure what that has to do with him knowing what lead smells like though.

😐

And here I was waiting for someone to tell me that the feat I mentioned was stupid.

Originally posted by Creshosk
You've seen a diagram.. of what ACTUAL human DNA ACTUALLY looks like...

😐

And here I was waiting for someone to tell me that the feat I mentioned was stupid.

I said a diagram and I said it's possible if I had microscopic vision and I see a double helix I'd think it was dna. It's also very possible that he's seen human dna before, w/ equipment.

Do you have the scan of him doing it btw?

Or a scan of him recognizing lead by smell or anything that would be similar.

Why are we debating this ludicrous plan?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Why are we debating this ludicrous plan?

I don't know, I don't think it would work...I just didn't know where he got Supes would recognize the smell of lead.

It's been used against him enough. He should know the smell

We should stop talking about that though. My main point was that tricking MXY don't mean much. He's always seemed like an extremely powerful but also gullible dude

Originally posted by Mindset
I said a diagram and I said it's possible if I had microscopic vision and I see a double helix I'd think it was dna. It's also very possible that he's seen human dna before, w/ equipment.

Do you have the scan of him doing it btw?

Or a scan of him recognizing lead by smell or anything that would be similar.

Originally posted by brainchild81
We should stop talking about that though. My main point was that tricking MXY don't mean much. He's always seemed like an extremely powerful but also gullible dude

Whic is was one of my questions. Its an impressive feat, how intelligent is Mxy?

Originally posted by Creshosk
ka-dur

So that would be a no you don't have scans.

Originally posted by Mindset
So that would be a no you don't have scans.

No, that's me durring you in lieu of me bashing you.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Yeah, alot of that rides on PUNISHER FINDING A SINGLE MAN IN THE 12TH MOST POPULATED CITY IN THE WORLD!

Do I need to use the [size] tag? CAuse I'm not sure how many times I've said that.

"Oh he's found plenty of people."

People that already lived in the Marvel universe that alreay had a history and paper trail.

Joker's NOT from the Marvel Universe he DOESN'T have the information on him to enable him to be tracked down.

It's a city of 8.2 million people. and he's just going to luck out and find the joker or someone that's seen him?

Either way its a 1 in 8.2 million chance of that happening.

Joker is obesessed with Batman, so he tells Joker Batman aint **** Know what it feels like to fight a real crimefighter.