Punisher vs Joker

Started by Creshosk36 pages

Originally posted by Juk3n
How does Batman do it?
Joker has a mancrush love/hate affair with batman. Plus Batman knows the joker.

Originally posted by Juk3n
And is it within Punishers abilities to do so?
Not in the space of a week.

Originally posted by Juk3n
Still Joker, because his goons are Uber Hide and seek players, and they are like ninjas, no one EVER sees a Joker goon commiting a crime EVER.
More sarcasm...

Strawmanning won't help you. You really need to learn how to use sarcasm better. You just come off sounding pathetic when you try.

I don't get why no one seems to grasp the fact that the Joker can in effect hold the entire city for ransom. N.B. yes, for ransom, not to ransom.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Oh look there's tht sterling memory of yours kicking in again... You're a riot... A troll but a riot none the less.

Whatever.

Originally posted by Creshosk

Like you've read anything with Mxy in it. 🙄

There are people in this thread who dont believfe that Mxy is that intellignet and he has a respect thread nothing there implies that he has even genuis level intelligence.

Originally posted by Creshosk

Oh look at that .. sweeping generalization. Nice...

In New York? You seem to think he'd be the only oddity there. Oh right, you're a brit...

Okay.. Joker would not be the only freak, sideshow attraction, oddity in new york.

Coney island has its own sideshow display of freaks and weirdos.

Plus you've got guys like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/516388307_6a0783e522.jpg?v=0
And this:
http://orangemime.com/files/images/OrangeMime-6.preview.jpg

Roaming around...

That might be the case but as soon as Joker tries to set a plan in motion hes going to turn up on the radar. Hell he might not be the only person in NYC that looks like that btu he is the only person in NYC that will need to make crime connections that looks like that.

Originally posted by Creshosk

Okay you're reported for trolling.

Well take it or leave it. What we know is that Joker doesn't like his isanity questioned that that hes obssesed with Batman.

Frank gets basic knowledge he knows Joker is insane and he knows hes obssesed about Batman, he can exploit the two.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Joker then proceeds to run outside screaming "I'm right here, come get me!" like he's Jennifer Love Hewitt in one of her B-scary movies, because he's a moron.

He's crazy, not stupid. And possible does not mean plausible.

Yup that exactly what I was trying to say. I said that he can lure him out therefore that means hes going to run otu waving his arms dur

I could say the samething about your arguments.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I don't get why no one seems to grasp the fact that the Joker can in effect hold the entire city for ransom. N.B. yes, for ransom, not to ransom.

Punishers attitude would be that The Joker would still kill everybody anyway. Its also going to he harder for him to do that in his own city,

P.S. By the way Joker gets no outside help that means he gets no goons to help him!

The arguments put forth by those arguing Joker would win the majority have been plausible. While yours have been laughable. Punisher brags on TV. Punisher snipes him.

The likelihood of Punisher being able to lure out the Joker is infinitesimal when compared to the likelihood of the Joker being able to lure out the Punisher, when one takes into consideration the lack of reverence for human life that the Joker holds, that Punisher is not Batman and cannot elicit the same attention, that there is no information on Joker in Marvel databases.

Intoxicating the population's water supply with Joker Venom, another recent accomplishable and simple strategy, again goes unanswered.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Whatever.

There are people in this thread who dont believfe that Mxy is that intellignet and he has a respect thread nothing there implies that he has even genuis level intelligence.

and yet you still seem to miss the point... but hey you're arguing for the punisher, you don't need to have actually read anything that you're arguing about... Just like all those times in the past.

That might be the case but as soon as Joker tries to set a plan in motion hes going to turn up on the radar. Hell he might not be the only person in NYC that looks like that btu he is the only person in NYC that will need to make crime connections that looks like that.[/b][/quote]You seem to think that Joker works with other criminals besides goons...

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Well take it or leave it. What we know is that Joker doesn't like his isanity questioned that that hes obssesed with Batman.
and the latter plays a larger part than the former does.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Frank gets basic knowledge he knows Joker is insane and he knows hes obssesed about Batman, he can exploit the two.
How?

You do realize That Joker, being obsessed with Batman will recognize sham attempts don't you?

Of course you don't. You have never even read anything with joker in it.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Yup that exactly what I was trying to say. I said that he can lure him out therefore that means hes going to run otu waving his arms dur
So what do you think is going to happen?

Punisher sets up an ambush and Joker just walks right into obviously.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
I could say the samething about your arguments.
You could but you'd be lieing.. not that tht's anything new to you.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Punishers attitude would be that The Joker would still kill everybody anyway. Its also going to he harder for him to do that in his own city,

P.S. By the way Joker gets no outside help that means he gets no goons to help him!

That means that punisher gets no contacts to help him! No tv station will air it or anything. 😱

Howe's he going to find the joker? Illegally take over a tv station?

Oh yeah real good frank, now YOU'RE the criminal...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The arguments put forth by those arguing Joker would win the majority have been plausible. While yours have been laughable. Punisher brags on TV. Punisher snipes him.

The likelihood of Punisher being able to lure out the Joker is infinitesimal when compared to the likelihood of the Joker being able to lure out the Punisher, when one takes into consideration the lack of reverence for human life that the Joker holds, that Punisher is not Batman and cannot elicit the same attention, that there is no information on Joker in Marvel databases.

Intoxicating the population's water supply with Joker Venom, another recent accomplishable and simple strategy, again goes unanswered.

Thats a matter of opinion. Joker is obessesed with Batman if Batman is insulted theres a good chance that Joker will react, as already proved he also doesnt like his insanity questioned.

That doesn't mean that Joker goes out in the middle of time square but it may make his whereabouts more clear because it may force him to react.

You're not answering my questions either.

1. How is he going to do it without his goons?
2. How is somebody with pale white skin and green hair going to make connections without being noticed in Punishers home turf?
3. The fact that Punsiher may not be able to save the population of nYC is irrelevant. As already stated he could kill The Joker anyway because he would think he would kill them all regardless.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Thats a matter of opinion. Joker is obessesed with Batman if Batman is insulted theres a good chance that Joker will react, as already proved he also doesnt like his insanity questioned.
Jason Todd is Robin.. Robin Is Batman's sidekick. Robin is tied to batman...

You've never even read a book with joker in it...

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
That doesn't mean that Joker goes out in the middle of time square but it may make his whereabouts more clear because it may force him to react.
React how then?

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
You're not answering my questions either.

1. How is he going to do it without his goons?

Who says he needs them? He came up with the plans not the goons, the goons merely act as another pair of hands for him.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
2. How is somebody with pale white skin and green hair going to make connections without being noticed in Punishers home turf?
Who says he needs to?

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
3. The fact that Punsiher may not be able to save the population of nYC is irrelevant. As already stated he could kill The Joker anyway because he would think he would kill them all regardless.
And you still haven't read the last laugh.. you still haven't answered any questions...

Punisher also is denied any outside help.. as in he can't ask other people for help. .. how's he going to taunt the joker no tv station will help him. that's outside help. Is he going to hold them at gun point?

If Joker poisons the water supply how is frank going to know?

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Thats a matter of opinion. Joker is obessesed with Batman if Batman is insulted theres a good chance that Joker will react, as already proved he also doesnt like his insanity questioned.
Lemons are yellow, yellow makes me sad, I hate oranges. That is the logical progression of your statement.

My god, is that your only refrain. "Joker is obsessed with Batman" seems to begin every post as if it's some sort of coherent argument.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
You're not answering my questions either.

1. How is he going to do it without his goons?
2. How is somebody with pale white skin and green hair going to make connections without being noticed in Punishers home turf?
3. The fact that Punsiher may not be able to save the population of nYC is irrelevant. As already stated he could kill The Joker anyway because he would think he would kill them all regardless.

The Joker a chemical and criminal genius can't poison a water supply "without goons."

Do you know how easy it would be to kidnap a man of the same height and build and Jokerize him then make him wander around as a target?

I originally stated that Joker should win this 7/10. Mainly because although Punisher is top notch at hunting criminals, I believed Joker would surpress his flamboyancy enough because he would recognize Punisher for who he is, a stone-cold killer who wouldn't hesitate to kill him. But now I amend that position. For two reasons. First, Frank is on his home turf and Joker is not. The relevance of this is that if either were hunting each other actively, Castle has the advantage. Castle knows NYC better. He knows the underworld better. He knows the avenues of escape better. Joker does not. It's more probable that Joker doesn't even have any established hideouts or gangs. His knowledge of the NYC underworld would probably be quite limited too. At best, he could use his reputation to take advantage of the underworld and do what he needs to do, i.e. escape, hire goons, set up a hideout.

The second reason revolves around the main debate. Who would be more effective at drawing the other out into a trap or into a battle setting most favorable to him? The obvious answer would be Joker. He could go on a mass murdering spree or hold innocents hostage, etc. Punisher, at the risk of his own life, would surely have to engage him unless he knew there was no way to save the innocents. And Joker would probably not overdo it to the point where he leads Castle to believe it's impossible.

But it's more complicated then that. Because simple efforts to ferret Punisher out like walking out onto Times Square with a girl and a gun would leave Joker too open. He's a genius. He'd know not to do that. So Joker would probably go about and set something up that's more elaborate. One of his trademark schemes that puts foes like Batman in a real twister. But that in itself is a problem. Joker needs resources, hired help and most of all, time. When I speak of resources, I don't mean money. He can probably withdraw money dozens of ways that are untraceable. But if he were to take advantage of his Joker toxin, he'd need appropriate chemicals. If he wants bombs, he needs them manufactured or he requires components. He'd need to either go get them himself, hire goons to do it or purchase them through the underworld. Each and every step leaves a trail that Punisher could trace back to Joker. The more elaborate the plot, the bigger the trail is. Would Joker be able to gather everything he needs AND set it up before Punisher tracks him down?

If this were Gotham City or a neutral city. I would say yes. But this is NYC. Punisher knows exactly who to sweat. Punisher knows exactly what databases to crack, i.e. shipping companies, chemical companies, Gotham PD for Joker venom and anti-venom recipe. Punisher also has got safehouses all over to ready himself up to tackle the Joker at a moment's notice throughout the city. Because this is NYC, I would say it's about even that Joker would finish and Joker would get caught.

However, despite this homefield advantage that I think effectively neutralizes any elaborate inescapable trap setup, I'll still call it a split. Why? Punisher has taken out worse. But Joker has better escape feats than Punisher. I don't believe Punisher would ever be able to draw Joker into a trap or completely ambush him in his sleep. Punisher would have to take him straight on or break into his hideout and such a scenario gives Joker a chance of escaping and/or fighting back. And while he may get captured by Batman an awful lot... and capturing Joker alive is harder than killing Joker... I think Joker would ramp it up, knowing he's facing an opponent who's out to kill him.

Stalemate 5/10. If this were a neutral city or Gotham, Joker 7/10 easy.

I don't get how you went from "But this is NYC..." to "...Gotham PD for Joker venom and anti-venom recipe." 😕

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I don't get how you went from "But this is NYC..." to "...Gotham PD for Joker venom and anti-venom recipe."
I'm not allowed to respond to him, but I thought that was amusing as well...

I wonder if we're to assume all other crime in the city ceases... Obviously no one can interfere with these two (IE no other hero tries to capture Joker or Punisher (Some see him as a criminal for killing the criminals.) As that would constitute outside interference...

On that same note would other crimes going on in the city make it harder for Frank? Or would it add a bit more coolness to the punisher because we'd get a page where he hears about some other non-joker related Crime and Punisher says that that's probably not him or something...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I don't get how you went from "But this is NYC..." to "...Gotham PD for Joker venom and anti-venom recipe." 😕
Why would Punisher be unable to hack into Gotham PD's police department records from New York? Are you arguing that he'd have to travel to Gotham City and look in some file cabinet inside the police precinct?

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Why would Punisher be unable to hack into Gotham PD's police department records from New York? Are you arguing that he'd have to travel to Gotham City and look in some file cabinet inside the police precinct?
Oh I see the source of confusion. You're apparently going by the scenario being DC's New York City.

In which case I don't see how we arrive at "Frank is on his home turf..."

^ Come again? This is Frank's home turf of New York City. I'm pretty sure the thread creator meant it to be Frank's New York City and not DC's New York City. If it were DC's New York City, than all of Frank's munitions, bank accounts and hideouts would disappear and he'd be left standing around... sayin, "Huh?" We could simply ask him what he meant if you disagree.

If you don't disagree then what's stopping Punisher from simply hacking into Gotham City's Police Department computer database and retrieve this information from one of his comfy hideouts in New York City?

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Come again? This is Frank's home turf of New York City. I'm pretty sure the thread creator meant it to be Frank's New York City and not DC's New York City. If it were DC's New York City, than all of Frank's munitions, bank accounts and hideouts would disappear and he'd be left standing around... sayin, "Huh?" We could simply ask him what he meant if you disagree.

If you don't disagree then what's stopping Punisher from simply hacking into Gotham City's Police Department computer database and retrieve this information from one of his comfy hideouts in New York City?

Are you drunk? I'm asking in seriousness. ermm

Double negatives are confusing. I'm assuming you're asking that, if I agree that this is apparently set in Marvel's NYC what's stopping Punisher from hacking across multiverses into DC's Gotham City PD's computers? Read that question out loud to yourself. 😑

Anyone else see the gaping flaw in this "I can have my cake and eat it too" argument?

So Frank is going to be in the Marvel Universe.. and hack a computer in the DC universe...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Are you drunk? I'm asking in seriousness. ermm

Double negatives are confusing. I'm assuming you're asking that, if I agree that this is apparently set in Marvel's NYC what's stopping Punisher from hacking across multiverses into DC's Gotham City PD's computers? Read that question out loud to yourself. 😑

Oh. So you're assuming that Gotham City does not exist here in what appears to be a merged universe hypothetical. So Frank... somehow knows about Joker... and has common knowledge of him being from Gotham... but Gotham City does not exist at all. There are no Gotham City computers Frank could hack. Is that really what you think the thread starter intended?

That Joker stepped through a portal into the Marvel Universe? Well, that's an odd... interpretation. We can simply ask the thread starter about it. But let's run with your scenario. Punisher is the only person aware of Joker's stepping into the Marvel Universe. Then that means Joker has no real knowledge of Marvel New York City. It's obviously different. Oscorp buldings, Avengers Tower, SHIELD headquarters, Raft prison, massive reconstruction due to 'World War Hulk.' Since the buildings and city layout are different, most likely, he'd have no idea where to start to get his supplies for munitions or chemical weapons. He obviously has no hideouts. He has no money to draw from since this is only the Marvel Universe and Gotham City apparently does not exist. He has no reputation to take advantage of in the underworld. When people see him, they'll assume he's some nut in a suit.

In that case, Punisher 9/10. Joker is left in a desert with pretty much nothing to begin from. For him to come up with an intricate trap for Frank, he'd need money. Lots of it. And no idea of how to cover his tracks through use of his own accounts or his connections to the underworld. Frank nabs him trying to steal money from banks or armored cars. That's pretty darn unfair.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
in what appears to be a merged universe hypothetical.
Where was it ever indicated that this is a merged world? ermm How does that even work? I don't think anyone has been using a "merged world" scenario.

Strychnine is in pesticides. Cyanide is in plastic fumes. I don't get why Batman being the world's greatest detective doesn't just trace Joker's apparent bank accounts or use ATM video camera surveillance tapes.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Where was it ever indicated that this is a merged world? ermm
From Frank knowing about Joker due to common knowledge. And from the obvious handicap that Joker would confront if he were simply dropped into the Marvel Universe. I think that such a thread would be spite. Heck... Joker trying to rob a bank or armored car to get some start-up capital will probably get him nabbed by the police or Spiderman or Daredevil. 😂

Punisher 9/10 then. This is a spite thread.

Basic Knowledge
Each side receives basic knowledge of the other. A good measure of this would be what the general population of the character's homeworld knows. For example, that Superman has a weakness to Kryptonite is general knowledge, but that he's Clark Kent is not.

I like how everyone assumes he needs these connections... I can't imagine they'd be too useful for him with Batman as his arch enemy... Paper trails make you easier to track.

Joker's good at hiding.. so I have to ask... What connections?

Punisher would only know about the joker what the common people know... he wouldn't know everything about him, just that he's an insane serial killer. Not like the common people know everything about him.

And other heroes interfering would qualify as outside prep.

Dumb, you really live up to your name.