Punisher vs Joker

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
So now he has to find and break into a tanning salon and a beauty salon before doing anything! 😂 I sincerely hope this is what the thread starter intended. I'd love to hear a step-by-step basis of how exactly you believe Joker manages to poison the New York City reservoir or something to that effect while being utterly stranded in the Marvel Universe. I could seriously enjoy some xmarksthespot fan fiction now. I am not even kidding right now. I am so serious. Breaking into a tanning salon is the perfect start! *grabs some popcorn* And... ACTION!

😱

EDIT: He doesn't have enough Joker venom in his flower to do that to an entire mall full of people.

Reported for trolling by the way.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
So now he has to find and break into a tanning salon and a beauty salon before doing anything! 😂 I sincerely hope this is what the thread starter intended. I'd love to hear a step-by-step basis of how exactly you believe Joker manages to poison the New York City reservoir or something to that effect while being utterly stranded in the Marvel Universe. I could seriously enjoy some xmarksthespot fan fiction now. I am not even kidding right now. I am so serious. Breaking into a tanning salon is the perfect start! *grabs some popcorn* And... ACTION!

😱

EDIT: FYI... he doesn't have enough Joker venom in his single flower to do that to an entire mall full of people.

He couldn't possibly make more though.

This all being pointless when the response is "Punisher snipes him." "Punisher goes on TV and trash talks about Batman." "Punisher has guns."

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
But if he were to take advantage of his Joker toxin, he'd need appropriate chemicals.

FAIL.

Joker doesn't need that much resources to make Joker Venom.
All he needs to do is steal some household chemicals.

It's possible to make a bomb using the Zinc and Magnesium Oxide from a typical battery and a 25 cent bottle of hydrogen peroxide.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Thats a matter of opinion. Joker is obessesed with Batman if Batman is insulted theres a good chance that Joker will react, as already proved he also doesnt like his insanity questioned.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I could come up with an elaborate plan that could be singlehandedly carried out. Others have already in this thread. Boxcutters can take down a plane, kids take schools hostage and bombs can be made in drink bottles. None of us being the Joker, nor being privy to his chemical knowledge nor unique mindset.

He couldn't possibly make more though.

This all being pointless when the response is "Punisher snipes him."

Boxcutters can take down a plane... And Joker would go down with the plane too! 😂 Kids take schools hostage with guns. Where's Joker going to get a gun? Even if he does manage to get a gun, how is this a scenario that Frank couldn't simply defuse by confronting Joker and shooting him? Joker's going to cover himself in live child armor? That'd sure make it hard for him to shoot Punisher! 😆 So exactly how powerful a bomb can he make from drink bottles? Does he need like a truck full of Pepsi to create this "Pepsi-bomb" sufficient enough to kill Punisher? 😂

It's not pointless to me. Tell me how Joker wins this. You mentioned he could simply hold the city hostage or poison NYC's whole water supply a few pages ago. Tell me how he does this while stranded in the Marvel Universe! You left us all in suspense at Joker breaking into a tanning salon to tan his skin! 😆 *grabs popcorn again* AND... ACTION!

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
FAIL.

Joker doesn't need that much resources to make Joker Venom.
All he needs to do is steal some household chemicals.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
FAIL.

Joker doesn't need that much resources to make Joker Venom.
All he needs to do is steal some household chemicals.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
That doesn't mean that Joker goes out in the middle of time square but it may make his whereabouts more clear because it may force him to react.

haeyes

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Show me proof that Joker can make his Joker Venom through simple household chemicals.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
So now he has to find and break into a tanning salon and a beauty salon before doing anything! 😂 I sincerely hope this is what the thread starter intended. I'd love to hear a step-by-step basis of how exactly you believe Joker manages to poison the New York City reservoir or something to that effect while being utterly stranded in the Marvel Universe. I could seriously enjoy some xmarksthespot fan fiction now. I am not even kidding right now. I am so serious. Breaking into a tanning salon is the perfect start! *grabs some popcorn* And... ACTION!

😱

EDIT: FYI... he doesn't have enough Joker venom in his single flower to do that to an entire mall full of people.

Lol im just going to leave this thread to DumbGo. 👆

P.S. Ive never read any story where The Joker tries to hide his indentity, hell there are loads of examples in The Joker capability website where he doesnt bother to hide his indentity. CIS indicates he won't even bother.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
He somehow managed to make it from puking gas and some unnamed ingredient in the Arkham restraining collars as well.

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I was simply pointing out an instance whereby through random chemicals Joker generated Joker Venom enough to infect the inmates of Arkham's Slab. Indicating it's not exactly difficult for Joker to find what he needs to make it.

Meanwhile you're blatantly trolling, to a comment that wasn't even directed to you.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Cmon dude. Go for it. The only plans you came up with was holding the city hostage or poisoning NYC's whole water supply afew pages ago. You never elaborated how he would accomplish such plans without any resources whatsoever but what's in his pockets and stranded in a universe that he really won't recognize nor recognizes him.

Boxcutters can take down a plane... And Joker would go down with the plane too! 😂 Kids take schools hostage with guns. Where's Joker going to get a gun? Even if he does manage to get a gun, how is this a scenario that Frank couldn't simply defuse by confronting Joker and shooting him? Joker's going to cover himself in live child armor? That'd sure make it hard for him to shoot Punisher! 😆 So exactly how powerful a bomb can he make from drink bottles? Does he need like a truck full of Pepsi to create this "Pepsi-bomb" sufficient enough to kill Punisher? 😂

It's not pointless to me. Tell me how Joker wins this. You mentioned he could simply hold the city hostage or poison NYC's whole water supply a few pages ago. Tell me how he does this while stranded in the Marvel Universe! You left us all in suspense at Joker breaking into a tanning salon to tan his skin! 😆 *grabs popcorn again* AND... ACTION!

I would presumably steal requisite chemicals from school or university labs. Generate enough Joker Venom to afflict a small but effective population of people, use them as "goons" or simply as decoys. Or depending on the potency of the Joker Venom, and thus the requisite volume, disseminate it into the water supply without "goons."
But then I'm not the Joker.

Originally posted by Juk3n
Ive changed my verdict, Joker wins.

Ive been convinced, Frank could not possibly locate a Crime syndicates base of operations, in his home town. Frank a trained sniper could not possibly spot his target amongst the bustle of a New York Street, how ridiculous of me, i MUST be mad.

Joker wins, because Frank is aparently some blithering baffon who has survived and killed the villains he's faced by sheer pot luck and coincidense.

Joker all day long.

You are one strange fellow..

Originally posted by Creshosk

Strawmanning won't help you. You really need to learn how to use sarcasm better. You just come off sounding pathetic when you try.

once again Creshosk i must insist that you do not mis-interp my posts PLEASE, i am not being sacrastic, i am genuinly serious, there is NO WAY a joker goon can be seen and no way for someone like Punisher to track the movements of said goons even if they are seen, which they are not. Imo Joker and his merry bunch are some of the most stealthy people in the DC world.

If they are infact not stealthy and seldom seen by public all around the city, then i apologise, i am simply mis-informed.

Once again, not sarcasm.

Hydrogen Cyanide can by reproduced from hydrogen peroxide and cyanide found inside peach pits or apple seed. Strychnodide is an additive found in laxatives.

You'd be surprised at how easy it is to find or get chemicals...

But it's highly illogical to ask posters how to make a fictional chemical.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Lol im just going to leave this thread to DumbGo. 👆

P.S. Ive never read any story where The Joker tries to hide his indentity, hell there are loads of examples in The Joker capability website where he doesnt bother to hide his indentity. CIS indicates he won't even bother.

You got served.

pwned

Originally posted by Creshosk
Hydrogen Cyanide can by reproduced from hydrogen peroxide and cyanide found inside peach pits or apple seed. Strychnodide is an additive found in laxatives.

You'd be surprised at how easy it is to find or get chemicals...

But it's highly illogical to ask posters how to make a fictional chemical.

Im not arguing that he can't do it im arguing he can't do it without attracting attention to himself.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Which Joker appears to be able to simply formulate out of random chemicals at hand.