Me and my musician buddies sometimes get together and try to tell "Metal" jokes, pretty much horrible jokes that end in mutilation and killing and whatnot. Here's one of my faves:
So, there's these three guys at a bar talking about how much their wives b*tch at them. They then decide that when they get home, they're going to do everything that their women ask them to. A week goes by and they meet up at the same bar again.
The first dude says: "Man, I don't think we thought this through, I was sitting on the couch watching shit and when I dropped my f*ckin' cigarette on the couch, my wife b*tched: "why don't you just burn the whole house down?" That place is still smoldering..."
The second dude says: "Wow, I got one. I was working on the car, and I dropped my wrench and it dented the fender of our car. She b*tched: "Why don't you just tear the whole car apart?" It took me all f*ckin' night, but I did it...."
The third dude says: "You guys don't have shit, I can top that, and when I tell you, you'll know why I can't ever hang out anymore. When I walked in the door of my house after work, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little kinky, so I reached down and grabbed her crotch. She b*tched: "Cut that out!"
*He held out his hands*
"Ever seen one of these real close?"
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Heh.
Originally posted by Scythe
Me and my musician buddies sometimes get together and try to tell "Metal" jokes, pretty much horrible jokes that end in mutilation and killing and whatnot. Here's one of my faves:So, there's these three guys at a bar talking about how much their wives b*tch at them. They then decide that when they get home, they're going to do everything that their women ask them to. A week goes by and they meet up at the same bar again.
The first dude says: "Man, I don't think we tohught this through, I was sitting on the couch watching shit and when I dropped my f*ckin' cigarette on the couch, my wife b*tched: "why don't you just burn the whole house down?" That place is still smoldering..."
The second dude says: "Wow, I got one. I was working on the car, and I dropped my wrench and it dented the fender of our car. She b*tched: "Why don't you just tear the whole car apart?" It took me all f*ckin' night, but I did it...."
The third dude says: "You guys don't have shit, I can top that, and when I tell you, you'll know why I can't ever hang out anymore. When I walked in the door of my house after work, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little kinky, so I reached down and grabbed her crotch. She b*tched: "Cut that out!"
*He held out his hands*
"Ever seen one of these real close?"
...
....
...
Heh.
HEY-OH!!!