KMC Jokes

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Kraken Wraith

How do you properly eat a vegetable?

You take it out of the wheelchair first.

Scythe The Goat

Hahaha!

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Kraken
How do you properly eat a vegetable?

You take it out of the wheelchair first.


That's mean, but I lul'd anyway.

What are three words you dread the most while making love?

"Honey, I'm home."

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
That's mean, but I lul'd anyway.

What are three words you dread the most while making love?

"Honey, I'm home."

OH SHI-!

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Scythe
OH SHI-!

I won't tell if you won't. 😛

PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON AND TOSS ME OUT THE WINDOW!

Scythe The Goat

Dun Dun Dun!

Lord Knightfa11 Restricted

There are four people who will rise from the dead if you kill them:
Superman, Doctor Who, Jesus Christ, and Lord Knightfa11. Of course the validity of the latter two's death will always be questioned.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
There are four people who will rise from the dead if you kill them:
Superman, Doctor Who, Jesus Christ, and Lord Knightfa11. Of course the validity of the latter two's death will always be questioned.

Cue Crickets... now.

Wittig Restricted

bitties

Mairuzu Old School Cool

thread sucks

Rogue Jedi Restricted

What did the blonds ankles say to each other?

They never met.

Quincy Debaser
Originally posted by Mairuzu
thread sucks

I was hoping for more jokes about KMC and it's members shrug

Mairuzu Old School Cool

I got nothin.

Toku King Senior Member

Bruceskywalker walks into the South. PERIOD.

How many ScarletSpeedsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just call an electrician, the SS's are still looking at themselves in the mirror.

Rogu Jedi and another guy jump off the building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The other guy, Rogue Jedi stopped to ask for directions.

I'm so ugly that when I was a kid, my bath toys were a hair dryer and a toaster.

Mairuzu's so stoned that when he smokes weed, he can think clearly.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

what

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

Originally posted by Toku King
Bruceskywalker walks into the South. PERIOD.

How many ScarletSpeedsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just call an electrician, the SS's are still looking at themselves in the mirror.

Rogu Jedi and another guy jump off the building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The other guy, Rogue Jedi stopped to ask for directions.

I'm so ugly that when I was a kid, my bath toys were a hair dryer and a toaster.

Mairuzu's so stoned that when he smokes weed, he can think clearly.


the lasts ones so true crylaugh

i like the RJ one the best

Mairuzu Old School Cool

awebrow you two know absolutely nothing do you

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

two doods are sitting at a table in a restauraunt when a chick walks up to them and asks, "Why are you staring at me?"
the one dood says, "What?"
flustered, she repeated, "Why are you staring at me?"
"I was just thinking." he said innocently.
"Well can you stop?"
"Sure, do you mind giving me some advice?" he asks.
"On what?"
"On how to stop thinking?"

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Jokes are suppose to be about KMC and its members. But whatever.

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

trying to think of a welsh one mhmm