Scythe tried puppy love once. Unfortunately, their @$$holes are too small.
Rogue Jedi said to his girlfriend "When I'm gone, you'll never find another man like me!"
His girlfriend replies "What makes you think I'd want another man like you?"
Kram3r is like fine wine: Gets better with age. That's why I locked him in the wine cellar.
I wonder what fish smelled like before Blaxican went swimming.
As an airplane is about to crash, Selphie jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Originally posted by Toku King
Scythe tried puppy love once. Unfortunately, their @$$holes are too small.Rogue Jedi said to his girlfriend "When I'm gone, you'll never find another man like me!"
His girlfriend replies "What makes you think I'd want another man like you?"Kram3r is like fine wine: Gets better with age. That's why I locked him in the wine cellar.
I wonder what fish smelled like before Blaxican went swimming.
As an airplane is about to crash, Selphie jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
lol @ first and last one. But seriously, women should know their place.
Originally posted by Toku Kinghaermm
Scythe tried puppy love once. Unfortunately, their @$$holes are too small.Rogue Jedi said to his girlfriend "When I'm gone, you'll never find another man like me!"
His girlfriend replies "What makes you think I'd want another man like you?"Kram3r is like fine wine: Gets better with age. That's why I locked him in the wine cellar.
I wonder what fish smelled like before Blaxican went swimming.
As an airplane is about to crash, Selphie jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".