KMC Jokes

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Originally posted by Toku King
JacopeX, Impediment, and Scythe had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

In the morning, Impediment said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

Scythe replied "That's weird so did I"

Finally, JacopeX said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"

Originally posted by Toku King
JacopeX, Impediment, and Scythe had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

In the morning, Impediment said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

Scythe replied "That's weird so did I"

Finally, JacopeX said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"

HAH!

Q.) How many chicks does RJ pick up at a bar?

A.) None they're all too old.

OH SHI-

Q.) What kind of chicks does Barker like?

A.) The kind that plays with her balls...her volley balls. crackers

Originally posted by Kram3r
Q.) How many chicks does RJ pick up at a bar?

A.) None they're all too old.

OH SHI-

Q: What kind of girls does Kram3r sleep with?

A: Ones that have "Inflate to 30 pounds" printed on their forehead.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm That was so lame I actually chuckled a bit.

Yeah, the truth is sometimes lame.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Q: What kind of girls does Kram3r sleep with?

A: Ones that have "Inflate to 30 pounds" printed on their forehead.

Wow, of all the jokes you could have made, you chose this? Sad.

Why does RJ and Kram3r wear glow in the dark condems?

Cause RJ keeps bitching about wanting to play star wars

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, the truth is sometimes lame.

Wow, of all the jokes you could have made, you chose this? Sad.

Uh oh, I guess I should try harder to look for someone to laugh at to feel better abot myself then haermm

No wait, that's lame......

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Why does RJ and Kram3r wear glow in the dark condems?

Cause RJ keeps bitching about wanting to play star wars

crackers

starwars

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Uh oh, I guess I should try harder to look for someone to laugh at to feel better abot myself then haermm

No wait, that's lame......

Laugh about me all you want for all I care. Just, with all the jokes you could have made, even about my virginity, even my mom could have came up with something better.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Why does RJ and Kram3r wear glow in the dark condems?

Cause RJ keeps bitching about wanting to play star wars

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Originally posted by Kram3r
Laugh about me all you want for all I care. Just, with all the jokes you could have made, even about my virginity, even my mom could have came up with something better.

You dish it out, I take it.

I dish it out, you take it.

See?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Speaking of your mom.....

You dish it out, I take it.

I dish it out, you take it.

See?

You obviously didn't get what I'm saying. Joke about me all you want. All I'm saying is, is that the joke was awful. Could have been applied to anyone.

Originally posted by Impediment
Impediment goes to the doctor and says "I c-c-can't s-s-stop s-s-stuttering". The doctor checks him over and says "The problem is your penis is so big that it's pulling down on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. The way to fix it is to cut half of it off". Impediment says "W-w-whatever i-i-it t-t-takes".

Six weeks later, Impediment goes back to the doctor and says "I don't stutter anymore but my wife left me because I cant satisfy her anymore. I want you to put my giant penis back on". The doctor said "F-F-F*ck y-y-you!".

Originally posted by Toku King
JacopeX, Impediment, and Scythe had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

In the morning, Impediment said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

Scythe replied "That's weird so did I"

Finally, JacopeX said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"

Hahaha!

Originally posted by Kram3r
You obviously didn't get what I'm saying. Joke about me all you want. All I'm saying is, is that the joke was awful. Could have been applied to anyone.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Don't like the taste of your own medicine, do you? 😉

No, see, this is where you fail. Mine made light of you dating girls younger enough to be your daughter. It directly targeted you, it had relevance. Yours is a general remark that is typical enough of jocks who spew out such remarks to nerds as they cross the halls.