KMC Jokes

Originally posted by Mairuzu
awebrow you two know absolutely nothing do you

Aww can't take a joke.

Nah, i can take a joke stoned

Too bad yours makes no sense

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Nah, i can take a joke stoned

Too bad yours makes no sense

Too bad you're in denial. It makes perfect sense.

i thought it was a good joke

you guys got it.

Toku King, BruceSkywalker, and JacopeX all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins?

Everybody. stoned

crylaugh

HAH!

Originally posted by Wittig
Toku King, BruceSkywalker, and JacopeX all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins?

Everybody. stoned

😆

Wittig's like a car: He pulls out before he checks to see if anyone else is cumming.

So I say "Do you love me?" and she goes "No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"

Originally posted by Ax3l
So I say "Do you love me?" and she goes "No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"

HAH! Awesome.

Originally posted by Ax3l
So I say "Do you love me?" and she goes "No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest? Acne normally comes onto a boy after the age of 12.

Thats fudged up. O.o

Mairuzu smokes so much weed you could roll him up and smoke him and find out its the best sh*t you ever smoked.

now that makes sense stoned

Impediment goes to the doctor and says "I c-c-can't s-s-stop s-s-stuttering". The doctor checks him over and says "The problem is your penis is so big that it's pulling down on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. The way to fix it is to cut half of it off". Impediment says "W-w-whatever i-i-it t-t-takes".

Six weeks later, Impediment goes back to the doctor and says "I don't stutter anymore but my wife left me because I cant satisfy her anymore. I want you to put my giant penis back on". The doctor said "F-F-F*ck y-y-you!".

Originally posted by Impediment
Impediment goes to the doctor and says "I c-c-can't s-s-stop s-s-stuttering". The doctor checks him over and says "The problem is your penis is so big that it's pulling down on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. The way to fix it is to cut half of it off". Impediment says "W-w-whatever i-i-it t-t-takes".

Six weeks later, Impediment goes back to the doctor and says "I don't stutter anymore but my wife left me because I cant satisfy her anymore. I want you to put my giant penis back on". The doctor said "F-F-F*ck y-y-you!".

HAH!

Originally posted by Impediment
Impediment goes to the doctor and says "I c-c-can't s-s-stop s-s-stuttering". The doctor checks him over and says "The problem is your penis is so big that it's pulling down on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. The way to fix it is to cut half of it off". Impediment says "W-w-whatever i-i-it t-t-takes".

Six weeks later, Impediment goes back to the doctor and says "I don't stutter anymore but my wife left me because I cant satisfy her anymore. I want you to put my giant penis back on". The doctor said "F-F-F*ck y-y-you!".

Originally posted by Impediment
Impediment goes to the doctor and says "I c-c-can't s-s-stop s-s-stuttering". The doctor checks him over and says "The problem is your penis is so big that it's pulling down on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. The way to fix it is to cut half of it off". Impediment says "W-w-whatever i-i-it t-t-takes".

Six weeks later, Impediment goes back to the doctor and says "I don't stutter anymore but my wife left me because I cant satisfy her anymore. I want you to put my giant penis back on". The doctor said "F-F-F*ck y-y-you!".

JacopeX, Impediment, and Scythe had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

In the morning, Impediment said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"

Scythe replied "That's weird so did I"

Finally, JacopeX said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"