KMC Jokes

Originally posted by Kram3r
No, see, this is where you fail. Mine made light of you dating girls younger enough to be your daughter. It directly targeted you, it had relevance. Yours is a general remark that is typical enough of jocks who spew out such remarks to nerds as they cross the halls.

haermm Riiiiiiiiight. The whole point and laugh at others attack, which you excel at, is high school bullshit. Take a look in the mirror, Bub, time for some self reflection.

So I'd do better to aim a joke directly at you?

K

The closest you have ever come to sex is the discovery channel.

Your turn.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Riiiiiiiiight. The whole point and laugh at others attack, which you excel at, is high school bullshit. Take a look in the mirror, Bub, time for some self reflection.

So I'd do better to aim a joke directly at you?

K

The closest you have ever come to sex is the discovery channel.

Your turn.

The closest relationship you've had is 3,000 miles away.

Originally posted by Kram3r
The closest you've been to a relationship is 3,000 miles away.

Try again.

don't **** with RJ, kram3r, he can kill batman

Play nice guys.

WTF am I doing? I ain't got no authority anymore!

KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!! rip his head off and drink his blood and shit all over his face!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
don't **** with RJ, kram3r, he can kill batman

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wrong!!! haermm

Try again.

So you're not going to Trinidad to showcase yourself to the weary parents (who are likely closer to her age than you) of your so-called girlfriend?

Originally posted by Kram3r
So you're not going to Trinidad to showcase yourself to the weary parents (who are likely closer to her age than you) of your so-called girlfriend?

So called girlfriend? crylaugh And the age card. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Big time lame. Lame lame lame.

Tell you what, GET a girlfriend and THEN you can talk smack to me.

You implied that the closest I had EVER been to a relationship is 3000 miles away, not true, you FAIL.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So called girlfriend? crylaugh And the age card. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Big time lame. Lame lame lame.

Tell you what, GET a girlfriend and THEN you can talk smack to me.

You implied that the closest I had EVER been to a relationship is 3000 miles away, not true, you FAIL.

Nice to see you still haven't rebutted with an insult.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Nice to see you still haven't rebutted with an insult.

What do you call Kram3r on a waterbed? A cherry float.

Thats three times.

Remember when you guys were all "OMG, Kram3r, I feel so bad for you and your girlfriend in a coma."

That was a good joke.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Remember when you guys were all "OMG, Kram3r, I feel so bad for you and your girlfriend."

That was a good joke.

Arguments always keep KMC interesting 😄

Originally posted by Ax3l
Remember when you guys were all "OMG, Kram3r, I feel so bad for you and your girlfriend in a coma."

That was a good joke.

haermm

what was the original name for the awesome smilie?

Spoiler:
piggle

I win teh threadz hands down.

It's a light-saber toothed tiger.

Originally posted by Impediment
Impediment goes to the doctor and says "I c-c-can't s-s-stop s-s-stuttering". The doctor checks him over and says "The problem is your penis is so big that it's pulling down on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. The way to fix it is to cut half of it off". Impediment says "W-w-whatever i-i-it t-t-takes".

Six weeks later, Impediment goes back to the doctor and says "I don't stutter anymore but my wife left me because I cant satisfy her anymore. I want you to put my giant penis back on". The doctor said "F-F-F*ck y-y-you!".

this one pwms all

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Don't like the taste of your own medicine, do you? 😉

Considering his joke, it'd be bubblegum flavored, and that stuff's delicious.

What's plump, looks like bewbz, and has the innate ability to talk without thinking?

Spoiler:
your ass

So I was trying get this sixteen year old girl to have sex with me. Well she had sex with me, but she didn't want to give me head, so I bought some banana and cherry flavored condoms. Dumb ***** was allergic to latex and her tongue swelled and my naturally large black penis got caught between her tongue and teeth. I tried to pull my cock out and after 5 minutes, I finally dragged it out. Her teethmarks were all over it. She had blood stains on her teeth. I turned her over and put my cock up her ass and she started to cry. I was about to kill her. Then her 12 year old sister came in the room and she said she'd Gitrdone. Best 10 hours of sex I've ever had. You've never had sex until you've heard a hymen crack, or maybe that was one of her still developing ribs...