Batman (Bale) vs Ozymandias

Started by Eminence12 pages

Originally posted by Darth Martin
No, Batman has absolutely shit in this fight.
No, Batman has bats. Ozymandias has no bats.

Ergo, Batman wins. You can't prove me wrong!

Ozymandias has a genetically customized tiger.

Genetically customized tigers defeat bats.

Ergo, Ozymandias wins. You can't prove me wrong.

Ozymandias genetically customized tiger has no on-screen feats except getting disintegrated. The bats pwned GCPD and SWAT teams at the same time, busted through a whole building, and once scared the goddamn Batman.

Ergo, the bats > lameass bluelynx"tiger". And since my punctuation is moar emphatic than yours, I win!

Any attempts to one-up my emphaticness by increasing font size, using bold or variably colored characters, or larger amounts of punctuation are anticipated and mocked.

Tony Montana had a tiger too.

Ozymandias would so destroy movies Batman...

The only Batman that stand a chance is Adam West's and only if he pulls out a "anti-villain bat bomb" or something like that.

Originally posted by Eminence
Ozymandias genetically customized tiger has no on-screen feats except getting disintegrated. The bats pwned GCPD and SWAT teams at the same time, busted through a whole building, and once scared the goddamn Batman.

Ergo, the bats > lameass bluelynx"tiger". And since my punctuation is moar emphatic than yours, I win!

Any attempts to one-up my emphaticness by increasing font size, using bold or variably colored characters, or larger amounts of punctuation are anticipated and mocked.

No, on all accounts.

The bats didn't so much pwn, as they annoyed.

Originally posted by Eminence
Ozymandias genetically customized tiger has no on-screen feats except getting disintegrated. The bats pwned GCPD and SWAT teams at the same time, busted through a whole building, and once scared the goddamn Batman.

Ergo, the bats > lameass bluelynx"tiger". And since my punctuation is moar emphatic than yours, I win!

Any attempts to one-up my emphaticness by increasing font size, using bold or variably colored characters, or larger amounts of punctuation are anticipated and mocked.


Joker's dogs>Batman>SWAT team>LYNX?

Someone should make a GAMMA Poodle from the Hulk movie vs. Batman thread.

😐

Adrian still stomps.

Originally posted by Prime#
bats>building>elevator shaft>Joker's dogs>Batman>SWAT team>LYNX?
Fixed.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Rorschac and Nit Owl had the same advantage and he took them both out at the same time w/o breaking a sweat.
No he didn't. Ozy knew they were coming from the moniters. You don't think Bats would be aware of this and prep against it?

Originally posted by Prime#
Joker's dogs>Batman>SWAT team>LYNX?

Wrong, Sir.

Those Rotts did not defeat Batman, the first one that charged, he back-handed and it went flying, the other two brought him down momentarily and then the Joker jumped in with his bit of pipe. He kicked Joker, and then tossed the dogs.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
No he didn't. Ozy knew they were coming from the moniters. You don't think Bats would be aware of this and prep against it?

Adrian was watching the telly, the news to be exact. He knew at the last moment they were coming, if anything.

What's Batman going to prep? Get extra-extra-extra quiet Bat-boots? Please, he's getting his ass kicked, no way around it.

Spite. Batman doesn't have a bat's chance in hell in this fight. Adrian displayed a level of speed and agility that Bruce would never be able to match. H2H Batman is dead.

B-But... the bats...!

Originally posted by Robtard
Adrian was watching the telly, the news to be exact. He knew at the last moment they were coming, if anything.

What's Batman going to prep? Get extra-extra-extra quiet Bat-boots? Please, he's getting his ass kicked, no way around it.


Puhleze, Batman wouldn't let Ozy choose the fighting location anyway. Until the OP rings in on how much preptime is involved, Bats still has a fighting chance.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Puhleze, Batman wouldn't let Ozy choose the fighting location anyway. Until the OP rings in on how much preptime is involved, Bats still has a fighting chance.

And you're still being ridiculous by arguing that only Batman gets prep here, if prep is allowed, then they both get it, you clownish bastard.

Originally posted by Robtard
And you're still being ridiculous by arguing that only Batman gets prep here, if prep is allowed, then they both get it, you clownish bastard.
And you're still using circular logic by saying the Ozymandias wins because he was the best in his continuity. Building a machine that could only affect Dr Manhattan is irrelevent in this fight.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
And you're still using circular logic by saying the Ozymandias wins because he was the best in his continuity. Building a machine that could only affect Dr Manhattan is irrelevent in this fight.

Now you're just ignorantly ranting again.

He set a plan to fool the entire planet and all its governments and he pulled it off flawlessly, ie he fooled/tricked everyone. He's clearly the more intelligent and has Batman beat (by a lot) in the "prep" department, the man can literally cover all angles and consider all factors. So in short, allowing prep in this fight only helps Ozymandias.

Hatch does this on every other thread I've seen him post in. Just ignore him.