Pirates vs Ninjas (seriously)

Started by Symmetric Chaos10 pages
Originally posted by dadudemon
Because pirates pillage and killl at seeeeaaaaa ARRRRRR!

Can you pillage things at sea? I think of that as more the sort of thing you do to unsuspecting seaside villages.

if a pirate armed with a pistol and a blunderbuss with granados fought a ninja with all of his accessories on the beach in the middle of the day and they were standing thirty feet from each other, who do you think would win?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Can you pillage things at sea? I think of that as more the sort of thing you do to unsuspecting seaside villages.

You can certainly pillage at sea.

What is this nonsense about a pirate (well armed soldier) being shit while not at sea? They can shoot, cut, hack, slash, beat and bomb you just as well on land, as a ship's poop-deck.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
if a pirate armed with a pistol and a blunderbuss with granados fought a ninja with all of his accessories on the beach in the middle of the day and they were standing thirty feet from each other, who do you think would win?

Why would a ninja show up to that sort of fight in the first place?

Originally posted by Robtard
What is this nonsense about a pirate (well armed soldier) being shit while not at sea? They can shot, cut, hack, slash, beat and bomb you just as well on land, as a ship's poop-deck.

yeah. i really dont understand where hes going with this...

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
if a pirate armed with a pistol and a blunderbuss with granados fought a ninja with all of his accessories on the beach in the middle of the day and they were standing thirty feet from each other, who do you think would win?

Enter the ninja reality.

Truth is. The ninja would have rigged the bridge that the Pirate was going to take, to collapse, having him fall to his death.

OR

The priate would trigger a wire that launched a spring loaded, poinsed darts, right at the pirate, killing him rather quickly.

OR

The ninja would have killed the Pirate before he even woke up for the even that day.

FACT!

😆

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why would a ninja show up to that sort of fight in the first place?

why do people avoid answering that question?

no one has done so so far.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You can certainly pillage at sea.

Weird, I always though of it as a land based thing.

Originally posted by Robtard
What is this nonsense about a pirate (well armed soldier) being shit while not at sea? They can shoot, cut, hack, slash, beat and bomb you just as well on land, as a ship's poop-deck.

Show me your evidence that pirates had great battles on lands, AND also that it was a successful fighitng method for pirates. AAAARRRR!

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
why do people avoid answering that question?

no one has done so so far.

LIES!

I answerd asap!

how do you think they pillaged villages? they have to go on ground to do that and they have to get past the non-naval infantry that protects said villages. 😬

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
why do people avoid answering that question?

no one has done so so far.

In that case the pirate would win, obviously, it's hardly fair or neutral set up.

I think a fairer set up would be dropping them on either end of an island about three miles long (small forest in the middle) and telling them to kill each other. The pirates have their best weapons in top condition and are sobered up before hand. Ninja have their own best stuff in top condition.

Originally posted by Robtard
What is this nonsense about a pirate (well armed soldier) being shit while not at sea? They can shoot, cut, hack, slash, beat and bomb you just as well on land, as a ship's poop-deck.

Logical fallacy. You assume that a ninja would openly fight someone, 1 on 1.

You assume that they follow Bushido philsophy, when they do not.

They kill you dishonorably, not out the in open on even ground.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos In that case the pirate would win, obviously, it's hardly fair or neutral set up.

the only reason i brought it up is because it even though it seems obvious certain people say otherwise.

I think a fairer set up would be dropping them on either end of an island about three miles long (small forest in the middle) and telling them to kill each other. The pirates have their best weapons in top condition and are sobered up before hand. Ninja have their own best stuff in top condition. [/B]

i agree. if both parties are aware of the others presence on the island but not aware of their actual location itd make for a good fight.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
the only reason i brought it up is because it even though it seems obvious certain people say otherwise.

Crazy people 😄

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i agree. if both parties are aware of the others presence on the island but not aware of their actual location itd make for a good fight.

Glad we agree.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Crazy people 😄

Glad we agree.

time to break out the champagne (pronounced sham-pag-in)?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Logical fallacy. You assume that a ninja would openly fight someone, 1 on 1.

You assume that they follow Bushido philsophy, when they do not.

They kill you dishonorably, not out the in open on even ground.

No, it actually wasn't.

You're making scenarios specifically designed to dictate the outcome, obviously the ninja can win if it's a bunch of drunk sleeping pirates who get caught unawares.

Objectively though, pirates have the upper hand over ninjas in a fight, they've better weapons and arguably, better training for battle.

Pirates made a living by thieving, murdering adn fighting, they've no qaulms about using dirty tactics either, son.

Originally posted by dadudemon
The priate would trigger a wire that launched a spring loaded, poinsed darts, right at the pirate, killing him rather quickly.

I don't think you can argue that one side would commit some sort of elaborate suicide . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Right 🙄

People keep piling on the mystique for pirates in order to make them seem like the equals of ninjas. There's no hard evidence that pirates had anything of the sort. 😬

Who keeps piling on mystique for the Pirates? I dont see none of that goin on here. How is a ninja expected to stand up against black magic and flying boats with guns and shit?