Pirates vs Ninjas (seriously)

Started by Grand-Moff-Gav10 pages
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
not in direct combat probably not. definitely not if the pirate in question has a gun.

A gun he can likely shoot once...

im pretty sure a gun only needs one bullet to kill. mmm

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
im pretty sure a gun only needs one bullet to kill. mmm

Only if it hits you. Rarely in short order.

But it is an advantage over close combat.

I mean if I shot you in the chest with a T/C Encore (this) your arms would probably fly off. But a pirate would probably have a Tower Sea Service revolver (this) and if it didn't misfire and didn't miss it wouldn't kill you very quickly unless I hit a major organ.

Flint locks were actually quite powerful and the slug is of a decent size, so a shot to the chest or stomach will drop you; while you may not die, you're probably going to be severely incapacitated.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I mean if I shot you in the chest with a T/C Encore (this) your arms would probably fly off. But a pirate would probably have a Tower Sea Service revolver (this) and if it didn't misfire and didn't miss it wouldn't kill you very quickly unless I hit a major organ.

it all depends on the period of time

Muskets were standard issue military weapons in the 17th-18th century, but piracy goes beyond the 1700s. By the 19th century, most guns had rifled barrels.

by mid 1800s you are seeing the invention of cartridged ammo, meaning the powder is contained in the projectile, making reload/fire rates way better. Breach loading ammo became available in the mid 1800s as well, meaning no longer having to jam ammo down the barrel of a gun, and loading it directly into the chamber.

depending on the make of gun and the time the battle happens, pirates could have an overwhelming advantage with their firearms. Not to mention a bayonet can be attached to a musket. A 1855 model musket (still muzzle loaded) could accurately target a person at 300 yards.

(strange that I was reading this exact thing on wiki when you posted)

Originally posted by Robtard
Flint locks were actually quite powerful and the slug is of a decent size, so a shot to the chest or stomach will drop you; while you may not die, you're probably going to be severely incapacitated.

But even if for a really good shot only a fraction of the slugs will hit and not all of those will hit a place that incapacitates the target immediately, cops are still trained to double tap a target. Flintlocks aren't exactly a decisive advantage, though I imagine they would be frightening for the ninjas.

Originally posted by inimalist
it all depends on the period of time

Muskets were standard issue military weapons in the 17th-18th century, but piracy goes beyond the 1700s. By the 19th century, most guns had rifled barrels.

by mid 1800s you are seeing the invention of cartridged ammo, meaning the powder is contained in the projectile, making reload/fire rates way better. Breach loading ammo became available in the mid 1800s as well, meaning no longer having to jam ammo down the barrel of a gun, and loading it directly into the chamber.

depending on the make of gun and the time the battle happens, pirates could have an overwhelming advantage with their firearms. Not to mention a bayonet can be attached to a musket. A 1855 model musket (still muzzle loaded) could accurately target a person at 300 yards.

(strange that I was reading this exact thing on wiki when you posted)

Which I guess raises the question of exactly what we mean by "pirates". For example, I define "pirate" as "a person who can be defeated by a ninja".

I'd imagine the thread starter was thinking of the "classic" pirate look, flintlocks, eye patches, cutlass, "argh" etc.

Because if we get down to it, Somali pirates armed with Chinese-knockoff AK47s and RPGs, are still pirates.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I define "pirate" as "a person who can be defeated by a ninja".

not at 200 yards, apparently

pirates vary from each indiviual. Obviosuly a ninja can become a pirate and so can other other type of person

Ninja pirates?

Originally posted by Robtard

lol

something about plunder and booty that I'm not witty enough to articulate

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Ninja pirates?

Awesome.

Originally posted by inimalist
lol

something about plunder and booty that I'm not witty enough to articulate

"I'd plunder that booty with my sphylitic 17th century penis."

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
"I'd plunder that booty with my sphylitic 17th century penis."

How witty of you.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Ninja pirates?

ninjas who became pirates

Originally posted by inimalist
lol

something about plunder and booty that I'm not witty enough to articulate

The 'X' should really be lower, ie right over the anus/groin area. That would have been witty for the designers.

Originally posted by jalek moye
ninjas who became pirates

Impossible.

Originally posted by Bardock42
How witty of you.

I am, in a nutshell, imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen.