Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Impediment55 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
We need a more precise sceanrio. like WHERE in Nakatomi plaza?

Well, Bats wouldn't be in the conference room where Mr. Nakatomi was murdered just la de da'ing around. I think more of where Gruber pretended to be a civilian and "teamed up" with John.

Not that it really matters, if you ask me. I mean, a room's a room.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Batman wins. For one he will know that going into the building with Terrorists there will be Automatic weaponry. So he isnt going to walk out into open space so carlessly and as soon as Batman sees McClane, or rather some guy with an Automatic weapon, hes going to assume he is a terrorist and then pacify him. Either with his little throwing "Bats" ,hitting in the arm so McClane drops the gun, and yes Batman is THAT accurate hes a freakin ninja for cryin out loud, or by using smoke pellets to obscure Johns sight. John hasnt had training with smoke and Batman has so it would be no great feat for Batman to find and take John out. Batman has the experience dealing with guys with guns. And if you followed the DH story even John Mcclane said he was lucky to have survived.

Yes! This is the argument I've been looking for!

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Batman uses HIS car to crush Johns like a Monster truck Vs a Clown car.

Scarlet Fox u da man, or woman idk
😄

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
McClane doesn't have a chance here. It's the motherfooking Batman, man. Yeah, McClane has luck and ingenuity but Batman IS luck and ingenuity. I think McClane is a near crack shot but Batman focuses his tactics around defending against guns. Guns have never been a problem for Batman before so there is no reason to believe they will be now. McClane is still the coolest though 😉
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait a second, is Batman trying to kill or apprehend McClane?

He doesn't kill. Period.

Batman would be trying to incapacitate John and, possibly, get some info.

I say rooftop

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I ask again, for the umpteenth time. When has Batman ever faced someone half as skilled with a gun as McClane, armed with a machine gun to boot?

Bale's Batman has not.

However, who is to say that McClane is such a sharpshooter? A lot of his feats in the Die Hard movies were luck. ESPECIALLY the final shoot out in DH3 when he shot the wires down onto the helicopter. Man, that's one damn LUCKY shot.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Batman uses HIS car to crush Johns like a Monster truck Vs a Clown car.

Yeah but I don't think Batman is using his car in this fight. Batman is in a building wondering where the heck John went and suddenly hears an engine noise. McClane rams through the wall with a van while shouting "Yippee Kiyay mother(you know the rest)!" and rams Batman.

But seriously, Batman might easily beat the **** out of McClane and tells him "Fifth Element was terrible".

Originally posted by gobstakid777
Yes! This is the argument I've been looking for!

Scarlet Fox u da man, or woman idk
😄


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Originally posted by Impediment
He doesn't kill. Period.

Batman would be trying to incapacitate John and, possibly, get some info.


and true. Batman doesnt kill at all. But he doesnt mind hurting the guy to get him down. I mean he dropped a guy off the side of a building, breakign the guys leg, JUST to get a little bit of information. Now if Batman saw a serious threat to his life im sure he will do something Similar to ensure survival all the while NOT killing the person.

Originally posted by Impediment
Bale's Batman has not.

However, who is to say that McClane is such a sharpshooter? A lot of his feats in the Die Hard movies were luck. ESPECIALLY the final shoot out in DH3 when he shot the wires down onto the helicopter. Man, that's one damn LUCKY shot.


I said Johns experiences were luck.. I said all that already....
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Yeah but I don't think Batman is using his car in this fight. Batman is in a building wondering where the heck John went and suddenly hears an engine noise. McClane rams through the wall with a van while shouting "Yippee Kiyay mother(you know the rest)!" and rams Batman.

But seriously, Batman might easily beat the **** out of McClane and tells him "Fifth Element was terrible".


How did he get the car all the way up to the top floors? I mean the party wasnt on the ground floor and all the cars are in the lower parking deck.

I was just saying if McCane did have a Car, we assume he is outside cause how else did he get a car?, then Batman uses his own vehicle.

Furthermore, the goddamned Batman (heh) is not Superman. Bats is not faster than a speeding bullet, however, I would like to argue, I'm pretty sure that Batman would be throwing batarangs/shurikens all the while he is jumping for cover. I mean, John would shoot, yes, but John also has to conserve his ammo. McClane doesn't shit bullets, you know. Although some would argue that he does. awesome

OKAY! I CAN SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW!!

.... Batman and John McClane start to fight. Bullets flying, Batarangs being slung.... SUDDENLY... Chuck Norris comes and knocks them both out with the fist behind his beard. o.o DUN DUN DUNNNN

Batman would Bat Rape Chuck Norris. 😐

Yeah, that's right. I said it.

Batman forces Chuck Norris to make him a turkey sandwich,w/ the promise of a Bat-Bitchslap it's unsatisfactory

Chucky, however, makes McClane his man-whore.

Well I dont care much for chuck norris... I just like the jokes...

I think Batman would beat chuck norris personally.. But back to the matter at hand.

Batman wins against McClane. Batman is stronger, smarter, better equippet.. OH! almost forgot... He has SHOEs on!

HA! True that. Bats throws some shit on the floor.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Well I dont care much for chuck norris... I just like the jokes...

I think Batman would beat chuck norris personally.. But back to the matter at hand.

Batman wins against McClane. Batman is stronger, smarter, better equippet.. OH! almost forgot... He has SHOEs on!


where were u guys when rogue jedi was on.he and whatever that other dude's name was were ganging up on my ass

Every man for himself.

I was preoccupied with dinner.

Originally posted by Impediment
Every man for himself.

I was preoccupied with dinner.

i can respect it 😄

I was at the Superman Vs Hancock thread.

Originally posted by Impediment
He doesn't kill. Period.

Batman would be trying to incapacitate John and, possibly, get some info.

You just dug the hole deeper for Bat. McClane has two guns and a shitload of ammo.

Originally posted by Impediment
Well, Bats wouldn't be in the conference room where Mr. Nakatomi was murdered just la de da'ing around. I think more of where Gruber pretended to be a civilian and "teamed up" with John.

Not that it really matters, if you ask me. I mean, a room's a room.

No, it very much matters. A storeroom, a hallway, an office, these different scenarios are of importance.