Batman vs. John McClane

Started by gobstakid77755 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I ask again, for the umpteenth time. When has Batman ever faced someone half as skilled with a gun as McClane, armed with a machine gun to boot?

He incapacitated a SWAT team at the Prewitt building. I'm pretty sure SWAT is more skilled than mcclane

Originally posted by gobstakid777
He incapacitated a SWAT team at the Prewitt building. I'm pretty sure SWAT is more skilled than mcclane

They were there to apprehend Batman. If they had been there to kill him, he would have been dead. McClane is gonna open fire right away. BAD example.

bats is gonna duck soon as he sees mcclane lift the gun

wanker Not fast enough. It's not a pistol, its a full auto machine gun, dude.

which is heavier than a handgun,and although it would take not even 2 seconds more to lift,it would give bats a headstart to the clerk's desk

Dude, McClane had his HK at the ready throughout the DH movies. It takes him MAYBE half a second to open fire.

i think bats can take down mcclane.the ONLY thing bats has to do is get the HK out of McClane's hands and it is over

crylaugh And HOW does he do that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh And HOW does he do that?

BECAUSE HE'S THE ****ING BATMAN!

Originally posted by Robtard
BECAUSE HE'S THE ****ING BATMAN!

😄

Originally posted by Robtard
BECAUSE HE'S THE ****ING BATMAN!
Just cuz, right?

I might start an Ash versus Batman thread 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just cuz, right?

I'm still trying to think of a reasonable way of bats winning.but since i can't, U win 4 now 😉

Originally posted by Impediment
Some people say that Batman is way overrated. Maybe. However, John has, oh, almost NONE of the training that Batman has save for his police training and experiences.

I say that McClane is way too overrated.

But I'm not going to be a fanatic about it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Batman wouldn't let that happen, says I. He's a trained ninja, FFS. Once John and Batman see each other, they are both gonna attack and/or duck for cover.
Originally posted by Impediment
I don't need to. The same thing can be said for McClane. It's not fanboyism, it's common damn sense. Nobody is just going to stand there and become a target.

ITA

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
ITA

I believe so too

Originally posted by gobstakid777
I'm still trying to think of a reasonable way of bats winning.but since i can't, U win 4 now 😉
It's not impossible for Batman to win, just highly improbable.

Batman wins. For one he will know that going into the building with Terrorists there will be Automatic weaponry. So he isnt going to walk out into open space so carlessly and as soon as Batman sees McClane, or rather some guy with an Automatic weapon, hes going to assume he is a terrorist and then pacify him. Either with his little throwing "Bats" ,hitting in the arm so McClane drops the gun, and yes Batman is THAT accurate hes a freakin ninja for cryin out loud, or by using smoke pellets to obscure Johns sight. John hasnt had training with smoke and Batman has so it would be no great feat for Batman to find and take John out. Batman has the experience dealing with guys with guns. And if you followed the DH story even John Mcclane said he was lucky to have survived.

All McClane needs is a car.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
All McClane needs is a car.

Batman uses HIS car to crush Johns like a Monster truck Vs a Clown car.

McClane doesn't have a chance here. It's the motherfooking Batman, man. Yeah, McClane has luck and ingenuity but Batman IS luck and ingenuity. I think McClane is a near crack shot but Batman focuses his tactics around defending against guns. Guns have never been a problem for Batman before so there is no reason to believe they will be now. McClane is still the coolest though 😉