Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Scarlet Fox55 pages

... Standard Fire arms training for Standard Police officers is with a handgun. NOT automatic weaponry.

incorrect.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then my answer to your question is "no", I'm not picking a fight; it's also blatantly obvious.

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Originally posted by Impediment
Ninja combat is movement + evasion + attack = kill the mug.

Thug combat? I dunno. Swoop in. Scare the prick. Drop him.

I still say that the Bat could, at the very least, maneuver around a steam of auto fire, but he would still, I have to say, take a few hits. He is NOT faster than a speeding bullet.

Where you say he would maneuver I say McClane would easily just lead him into his shot. Now on to the people who claim McClane would know nothing about a machine gun. I wont hold this against you since you're not a cop nor have you done training to be one (I assume) prior to the DH1 he was already a cop for 11 years. Thats 11 Years worth of experience. And he wasnt just a beat cop either. Now back to the training. Cops train with an assortment of weapons not just Handguns. Even in the actual academy depending on whch one it is they train with more htan just handguns.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Something you should also consider... His luck will definitely play into this as well. Which you and I both know he has up his ass as you just said.

I think Batman is almost as lucky as McClane, in BB he was set on fire and chased by the cops. In TDK he had to have been lucky as all hell to pinpoint the time when Joker shot at the truck Dent was in with the bazooka for it to be stopped with the Batmobile.

I never had extensive training with an automatic weapon. I was onyl trained with the standard 9mm. A Normal police officer doesnt walk around with Automatic weapons. Thats the Special Units and they have diffrent training.

Originally posted by Scythe
I think Batman is almost as lucky as McClane, in BB he was set on fire and chased by the cops. In TDK he had to have been lucky as all hell to pinpoint the time when Joker shot at the truck Dent was in with the bazooka for it to be stopped with the Batmobile.

First of all TDK doesnt even matter so throw that out right now. Secondly being set on fire? Who teh **** doesnt know how to stop drop and roll. Even Kindergartners know how to stop drop and roll. Being Chased by the cops? Not that im proud of it, but I have been chase by the polic eand have gotten away pretty easily. Tons of regular ass people have. Those are nothing worthy of saying he has McClane luck.

We are getting off track here anyway.

My final say is Batman Wins.

Batman - 1
McClane - 0

lets put it to a vote then be done with it

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
I never had extensive training with an automatic weapon. I was onyl trained with the standard 9mm. A Normal police officer doesnt walk around with Automatic weapons. Thats the Special Units and they have diffrent training.

Of course normal cops dont walk around with them, however they get trained with them. And I am takling about normal cops not Swat officers.

Vote for Batman because of armor, equipment, and hands on BRUTAL training via ninjas and Ra's Al Ghul.

Batman - 2
McClane - 0

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
I never had extensive training with an automatic weapon. I was onyl trained with the standard 9mm. A Normal police officer doesnt walk around with Automatic weapons. Thats the Special Units and they have diffrent training.

regular police officers are trained to have at least basic proficiency with all automatic and semi-automatic weapons...

Originally posted by Kaibs
First of all TDK doesnt even matter so throw that out right now. Secondly being set on fire? Who teh **** doesnt know how to stop drop and roll. Even Kindergartners know how to stop drop and roll. Being Chased by the cops? Not that im proud of it, but I have been chase by the polic eand have gotten away pretty easily. Tons of regular ass people have. Those are nothing worthy of saying he has McClane luck.

I meant in the fact that his mouth hole was unburned. He did stop drop and roll, but his eyes and mouth were unharmed that seemed lucky. At least to me.

Didn't know TDK was thrown out, alright. Works for me. The way he was driving on rooftops trying to evade the cops and almost falling off was pretty lucky as well.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Batman - 2
McClane - 0

im voting for McClane.

vote for bats.
armor,equipment,intelligence,skills>>>>>>>>>>a cop w/ a machine gun

Vote for McClane because of luck, the fact that he can and would pop batman in the head, and the fact that he's had extensive experience at what he does, and that's being McClane.

Originally posted by Impediment
Vote for Batman because of armor, equipment, and hands on BRUTAL training via ninjas and Ra's Al Ghul.

What I basically said, yeah. Vote for Batman, although if Benny were an option, dear god!

Batman - 4
McClane - 2

anyone else?

just out of curiosity why are you keeping score? youre not committing an appeal to majority fallacy are you?

If we're really going with votes then im sure Bats will win. As there are way more McClane haters than Batman haters.