Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Robtard55 pages
Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Batman - 4
McClane - 2

anyone else?

Batman - 4
McClane - 1,456,987

Scythe The Goat

Benny - 167,323,299

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Robtard
McClane - 1,456,987

That number, though it seems prime, is NOT prime.

Unless I'm missing it and that is some obscure movie reference again.

Still futhers my point on selecting numbers the seem prime to make the more believable. It would appear that, even in jest, this selection still occurs.

Robtard Senor Member

Number was random. So STFU with that nonsense.

XanatosForever Steward of RP

No U.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

So whens the bat-funeral...?
Same bat-time..? Same bat-channel..?

McClane kills Batman SO ruthlessly (in the face with machinegun fire at like 6ft range), that Batman's spotlight signal is changed instantly and posthumously to a silhouette of a dildo with batwings on it.

Fact. 🙂

gobstakid777 Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So whens the bat-funeral...?
Same bat-time..? Same bat-channel..?

McClane kills Batman SO ruthlessly (in the face with machinegun fire at like 6ft range), that Batman's spotlight signal is changed instantly and posthumously to a silhouette of a dildo with batwings on it.

Fact. 🙂


which is fiction 😄

Quincy Debaser

Batarang the Machine gun. Take a pistol shot. Play dead. Get up. Rape McClane.

gobstakid777 Restricted

Originally posted by Quincy
Batarang the Machine gun. Take a pistol shot. Play dead. Get up. Rape McClane.
😄

Quincy Debaser

Acting like Batman has never taken out Armed Thugs.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So whens the bat-funeral...?
Same bat-time..? Same bat-channel..?

McClane kills Batman SO ruthlessly (in the face with machinegun fire at like 6ft range), that Batman's spotlight signal is changed instantly and posthumously to a silhouette of a dildo with batwings on it.

Fact. 🙂

They know.

Kaibs Oh Miley.
Originally posted by gobstakid777
which is fiction 😄

This coming from you who thinks a T-800 Can kill McClane.

gobstakid777 Restricted

Originally posted by Kaibs
This coming from you who thinks a T-800 Can kill McClane.

but it can! 😛

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa Pard......BB Batman? So it's the original Bale batsuit?

gobstakid777 Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa Pard......BB Batman? So it's the original Bale batsuit?

that's wat imp said

Rogue Jedi Restricted

OK...McClane unloads a full clip on the Bat, Bat goes down stunned, McClane walks over and puts two in his computer.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Quincy
Acting like Batman has never taken out Armed Thugs.

As if McClane fits "Armed thug" catagory. 🙄

Its much more likely that in McClane's world, Batman is easily as classifiable as "Nutter in mask".

(A Nutter in a mask with high lead content in wahts left of his bloodstream when McClane is done with him.. 😛 )

gobstakid777 Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
As if McClane fits "Armed thug" catagory. 🙄

Its much more likely that in McClane's world, Batman is easily as classifiable as "Nutter in mask".

(A Nutter in a mask with high lead content when McClane is done with him.. 😛 )

The antimatter bomb is dangerously close to ur house.now either say bats wins or i'll detonate it...

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK...McClane unloads a full clip on the Bat, Bat goes down stunned, McClane walks over and puts two in his computer.

*High fives RJ for the first time in all of history* 😕

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