Batman vs. John McClane

Started by gobstakid77755 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*High fives RJ for the first time in all of history* 😕

fine.u wanna play like that.i'm detonating the bomb...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'm batman

*McClane leaps out, shoots Mairuzu in the face then quickly disposes of the body*

Originally posted by gobstakid777
fine.u wanna play like that.i'm detonating the bomb...

*Puts fingers in ears and ducks expectantly*

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*Puts fingers in ears and ducks expectantly*

anti-matter bomb,bitches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos 😄

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Originally posted by Quincy
Batarang the Machine gun. Take a pistol shot. Play dead. Get up. Rape McClane.
Originally posted by Quincy
Batarang the Machine gun. Take a pistol shot. Play dead. Get up. Rape McClane.

love this post a whole lot

Ha! Your over confident words mean nothing 'til you can prove that Batman can outmanueveur 30 odd lead slugs fired in literally machine gun succession. 😖hifty:

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'm batman
I'm Greedo. I shot first.

Han shoots first. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*High fives RJ for the first time in all of history* 😕
Innit funny how I am being referred to as a McClane fanboy? Obviously some people have never read the McClane/Pikey thread or the Riggs/McClane thread.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
love this post a whole lot

me too 😄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ha! Your over confident words mean nothing 'til you can prove that Batman can outmanueveur 30 odd lead slugs fired in literally machine gun succession. 😖hifty:

😛

They cant 😉

you keep saying how does batman out manuver bullets... wouldnt it be more, how does he out manuver McClanes Aim? I mean if he doesnt Lead the shot then if Batman is running full on the bullets would miss if McClane is aiming right on.

Yes, and I am sure McClane knows nothing of leading his target 🙄

Well you dont mention that. You just say dodging bullets. and im sure if McClane, just being a normal guy in DH1, is in a Terrorist situation he isnt thinking clearly that much and when he sees some nut job in a bat suit he might lose it some more. I mean if i had a gun and saw some random big guy dressed like a bat running around in a building full of terrorists im gona shoot the muda fuka. But i wont be thinking so ill just shoot right on...

And dont say "Well your not McClane." I didnt say I was I simply said an average human being would put dislogic before actual logic, and McClane is no exception. He is just a Normal cop with a 4 leaf clover on him somewhere.

Originally posted by ShadowFiend
Well you dont mention that. You just say dodging bullets. and im sure if McClane, just being a normal guy in DH1, is in a Terrorist situation he isnt thinking clearly that much and when he sees some nut job in a bat suit he might lose it some more. I mean if i had a gun and saw some random big guy dressed like a bat running around in a building full of terrorists im gona shoot the muda fuka. But i wont be thinking so ill just shoot right on...

And dont say "Well your not McClane." I didnt say I was I simply said an average human being would put dislogic before actual logic, and McClane is no exception. He is just a Normal cop with a 4 leaf clover on him somewhere.

On the contrary, seeing Batman would make McClane incredibly focused. McClane doesnt panic, he just gets better under pressure.

McClane, Riggs, Swagger, Mills, Bond, pressure and overwhelming odds make them even more deadlier.

I remember a part in DH1 where he is panicing and he keeps tellign himself outloud to "Think"

Indeed. He thought, he pwned.