Batman vs. John McClane

Originally posted by dadudemon
Movie evidence from DH1 says that he will believe that he is dead.

You're forgetting about the part where Karl seemingly dieded but came back alive to finish off John.

When did we see John unload a clip, for good measure? I can't recall a time that he did that to a seemingly dead body.

Because this time he' shooting a guy who's wearing head-to-toe high-tech looking body-armour. But if we have to gimp McClane into a retard so he can certainly lose because he falls for a "playing possum" trick, okay.

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Originally posted by dadudemon
Movie evidence from DH1 says that he will believe that he is dead.

You're forgetting about the part where Karl seemingly dieded but came back alive to finish off John.

When did we see John unload a clip, for good measure? I can't recall a time that he did that to a seemingly dead body.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane was racing to save Holly, he isn't doing that here.

Nah. He was racing to dah roooof.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nah. He was racing to dah roooof.

Thats right.... ✅

After gunning down that guy who tortured Riggs in Lethal Weapon with the sort of merciless point blank savagery that Batman is to expect, McClane is then told by Holly's collegues that Holly was taken to the vault. 'Til then McClane assumes she is with the other hostages on the roof.

Oh shit, it just hit me, Riggs and Mac pwned the same chin haermm

Yes. They were both in LA.

Pwning him in the eighties was like visiting Mann's Chinese theater or going to see the hollywood sign etc.... just one of those things that badass cops would do when in town, it seems.

For the record................Riggs kill was more pwnage. 😂

Nah McClanes was pwntastic as the guy nearly shits himself physically then is blown away six times without a second thought from McClane.

Riggs clearly tried to initiate the sexy times with the guy, then strangled him with his feet.

I mean: They both pwn, just that McClane "pwns hard".

Dude is in alot of 80's-90's movies, ALWAYS being killed.

Originally posted by Robtard
You shouldn't, as it assumes several [silly] things.,

-Can Batman batarang McClane's machine-gun before it unloads on him?

-After Batman takes a pistol shot and plays dead, who says McClane is going to fall for the 'play dead' game?

McClane could upload the pistol for good measure, he could pick up the machine-gun and unload that, or he could do both, as McClane tends to over-kill his opponents.

-Yes awew00t

And that's all there is.

Batarang. BYAM. /endgame.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I said before, when Mac is facing an opponent and armed with an HK, or a gun in general, his desicions are split second.

But Batman's aren't? Who has to think faster?

A gun-weilding man being held at gunpoint?

Or an unarmed man being held at gunpoint?

NYONG NYONG?!

Originally posted by Robtard
Because this time he' shooting a guy who's wearing head-to-toe high-tech looking body-armour. But if we have to gimp McClane into a retard so he can certainly lose because he falls for a "playing possum" trick, okay.

We have to go by movie feats, bro.

We can't give McClane actions and behaviors that he never had. He falls for the feux death. Fact.

You can't over power him because you're a McClane fanboy.

Originally posted by dadudemon
We have to go by movie feats, bro.

We can't give McClane actions and behaviors that he never had. He falls for the feux death. Fact.

You can't over power him because you're a McClane fanboy.

McClane shooting someone dead isn't "overpowering", son.

Originally posted by Quincy

But Batman's aren't? Who has to think faster?

A gun-weilding man being held at gunpoint?

Or an unarmed man being held at gunpoint?

NYONG NYONG?!

I say again, for the millionth time, Batman has never faced a gunman half as skilled as McClane, armed with a machine gun.

Originally posted by dadudemon
We have to go by movie feats, bro.

We can't give McClane actions and behaviors that he never had. He falls for the feux death. Fact.

You can't over power him because you're a McClane fanboy.

McClane walks away, cue the music:

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane is in a building full of terrorists trying to kill him, and who have his wife as a hostage. Everyone who isnt a hostage is out to kill him. He is WAY on edge. When he sees Batman (who is very intimidating) standing there, he is NOT gonna **** around, he's gonna open up right away and riddle Bat with HK fire before Bat can react. Even if Bat throws a batarang or two, the HK bullets are much faster, They will find Batman, they will kill Batman.

I say again, for the millionth time, Batman has never faced a gunman half as skilled as McClane, armed with a machine gun.

Nah Nah Nah man.

You're pretty much assuming that Batman is retarded. Can't have that shit. It's kind of weak of you to think that Batman will not try to avoid bullets. I mean...dodging gunfire and taking out armed dudes is like, his THING. He's the god damned Batman. His armor is high resistant, and his Batman Begins armor is tolerable to gunfire

The Dark Knight: "This new suit will give you more mobility, but you'll be susceptible to gunfire now"

Bats isn't just going to chill. He can avoid the bullets and hide, and then he'll do what he does best.

Never faced a skilled gunmen. Shite.

The begins cowl is bulletproof.

Originally posted by Quincy
Nah Nah Nah man.

You're pretty much assuming that Batman is retarded. Can't have that shit. It's kind of weak of you to think that Batman will not try to avoid bullets. I mean...dodging gunfire and taking out armed dudes is like, his THING. He's the god damned Batman. His armor is high resistant, and his Batman Begins armor is tolerable to gunfire

The Dark Knight: "This new suit will give you more mobility, but you'll be susceptible to gunfire now"

Bats isn't just going to chill. He can avoid the bullets and hide, and then he'll do what he does best.

Never faced a skilled gunmen. Shite.

The begins cowl is bulletproof.

Originally posted by Quincy
The begins cowl is bulletproof.

It's "lighty armoured", so that would stop small arms fire, at best, probably just for strikes and the occasional brick to the head though.

The face area isn't at all, unless your "he's wins because he's the god damn Batman" batboyism has you believing Batman can catch bullets with his teeth.

Originally posted by Quincy
Nah Nah Nah man.

You're pretty much assuming that Batman is retarded. Can't have that shit. It's kind of weak of you to think that Batman will not try to avoid bullets. I mean...dodging gunfire and taking out armed dudes is like, his THING. He's the god damned Batman. His armor is high resistant, and his Batman Begins armor is tolerable to gunfire

The Dark Knight: "This new suit will give you more mobility, but you'll be susceptible to gunfire now"

Bats isn't just going to chill. He can avoid the bullets and hide, and then he'll do what he does best.

Never faced a skilled gunmen. Shite.

The begins cowl is bulletproof.