Batman vs. John McClane

can McClane bend the nozzle of an submachine gun?

Can McClane leap off water, avoid submachine gun fire and then take them out?

Can McClane get back up after being shot?? Oh thats right, he hardly had a scratch on him..

Can McClane jump on top of a moving vehicle and said vehicle breaks apart..

More of Batmsn's uberness, peak humanness.. superhumanness

Batman gets shot.. knocks down a 6ft to 6ft 3=2 200+lb man, holds on to 10 year old boy WITH ONE HAND WHILE USING THE OTHER TO HOLD ON TO A LEDGE, lifts up the boy to safety, falls to the ground, gets up tells the Commish blame it all on him , runs away and skyrockets off..

my opinion on the matter.. i will give it

-No, neither can this Batman.

-When did Batman walk on water like Jesus?

-Yes, he has; he also wasn't wearing armour.

-No, but McClane can drive that vehicle up someone's ass and then the vehicle and said ass do break apart.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
can McClane bend the nozzle of an submachine gun?

Can McClane leap off water, avoid submachine gun fire and then take them out?

Can McClane get back up after being shot?? Oh thats right, he hardly had a scratch on him..

Can McClane jump on top of a moving vehicle and said vehicle breaks apart..

More of Batmsn's uberness, peak humanness.. superhumanness

Batman gets shot.. knocks down a 6ft to 6ft 3=2 200+lb man, holds on to 10 year old boy WITH ONE HAND WHILE USING THE OTHER TO HOLD ON TO A LEDGE, lifts up the boy to safety, falls to the ground, gets up tells the Commish blame it all on him , runs away and skyrockets off..

my opinion on the matter.. i will give it

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
can McClane bend the nozzle of an submachine gun?

That wasnt all Batman, he hdd servomotors in the Batsuit, you can hear them as he bends the barrel. FAIL.

Can McClane leap off water, avoid submachine gun fire and then take them out?

Can McClane get back up after being shot?? Oh thats right, he hardly had a scratch on him..

Sure, McClane only had his feet shredded and kept fighting and pwned. FAIL number 2.

Can McClane jump on top of a moving vehicle and said vehicle breaks apart..

More of Batmsn's uberness, peak humanness.. superhumanness

Batman gets shot.. knocks down a 6ft to 6ft 3=2 200+lb man, holds on to 10 year old boy WITH ONE HAND WHILE USING THE OTHER TO HOLD ON TO A LEDGE, lifts up the boy to safety, falls to the ground, gets up tells the Commish blame it all on him , runs away and skyrockets off..

Mac jumped off a high rise with nothing but a fire hose, pwned.

MY OPINION ON THE MATTER, I WILL GIVE IT

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That wasnt all Batman, he hdd servomotors in the Batsuit, you can hear them as he bends the barrel. FAIL.

Yeah.

Sure, McClane only had his feet shredded and kept fighting and pwned. FAIL number 2.

That was the Batsuit. Not Wayne. FAIL number 3.

His armor saved him, it absorbed the impact. FAIL number four.

Mac jumped off a high rise with nothing but a fire hose, pwned.

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bats is wearing the batsuit in this fight,so all feats apply.and note that that last feat was bats w/ his far weaker armor.the OP has said sevral times this is him w/ his BB armor

Originally posted by Robtard
-No, neither can this Batman.

-When did Batman walk on water like Jesus?

-Yes, he has; he also wasn't wearing armour.

-No, but McClane can drive that vehicle up someone's ass and then the vehicle and said ass do break apart.

Kilmer Batman did

He won't drive up Batman ass as Batman will avoid and then leap up on it

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That wasnt all Batman, he hdd servomotors in the Batsuit, you can hear them as he bends the barrel. FAIL.

Yeah.

Sure, McClane only had his feet shredded and kept fighting and pwned. FAIL number 2.

That was the Batsuit. Not Wayne. FAIL number 3.

His armor saved him, it absorbed the impact. FAIL number four.

Mac jumped off a high rise with nothing but a fire hose, pwned.

actually no pawneds.. you claim this and that about McClane and he is nothing but a lucky person while Batman HAS taken punishment
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Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Kilmer Batman did

He won't drive up Batman ass as Batman will avoid and then leap up on it

Only Batman Begins feats count.

Ninja-chic was as fast and agile, if not more so than Batman ever showed to be, yet her ass was spread by McClane and he drove an SUV up it. But again, this and your original points are irrelavant, as only the first films count.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker

Originally posted by Robtard
Only Batman Begins feats count.

Ninja-chic was as fast and agile, if not more so than Batman ever showed to be, yet her ass was spread by McClane and he drove an SUV up it.

if these are only Batman begins feats for bats , that means you can only use Die Hard 1 feats

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Kilmer Batman did

He won't drive up Batman ass as Batman will avoid and then leap up on it

Originally posted by gobstakid777
if these are only BB begins feats, that means you can only use Die Hard 1 feats

Originally posted by gobstakid777
if these are only BB begins feats, that means you can only use Die Hard 1 feats

Yes; that's what I said above.

You should also wait before nut-swiginging off a pro-Batman post, as likely RJ, Sadako and/or I will likely tear it to pieces.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes; that's what I said above.

You should also wait before nut-swiginging off a pro-Batman post, as likely RJ, Sadako and/or I will likely tear it to pieces.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes; that's what I said above.

You should also wait before nut-swiginging off a pro-Batman post, as likely RJ, Sadako and/or I will likely tear it to pieces.

And hey, didn't Mac get shot and stay on his feet, evade, and pwn? Hmm, Batman fell down when he got shot, AND he had armor on. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................

Glass doesn't bother his bare feet all too much, as least not enough to interfere with his killing ways.

I don't recall 1-3 all that well, he did take a shot at the end of 4, after he'd been through hell and back, then shot himself again.

When you did this:

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker

I think you were trying to say this:

actually no pawneds.. you claim this and that about McClane and he is nothing but a lucky person while Batman HAS taken punishment

Not sure what a pawneds is.

Also, McClane took FAR more punishment in DH1 than Batman did in BB.

Originally posted by Robtard
Glass doesn't bother his bare feet all too much, as least not enough to interfere with his killing ways.

I don't recall 1-3 all that well, he did take a shot at the end of 4, after he'd been through hell and back, then shot himself again.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Batman would be calling for Alfred...."I have an ouchie, send a limo."

He did just that, in Batman Begins. In case you didn't know.

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Ah. This is so much fun

Alright, i'll admit, McClane's feats in DH1 were better than Bruce's in BB, but that's not the issue here.Questions you should be asking include how fast is bats body and reflexes,and how strong was his BB armor.