Batman vs. John McClane

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Is Batgirl there too? Does he kill her or rape her? Buttsecks? Does he do her in her Bathole?

Probably not. That wouldnt be very "McClane like"... he has a strong sense of where the line is drawn, y'see....

But he may drive a firey vehicle up her though. 😛

I dunno, man. Batgirl lying there, one bewb hanging out, legs spread wide open.....

That be indecent assault.

That you'd say that says toooooo much, my happy handed friend...... 😛

You beast, you....!

Mhm, like you'd sit there and do nothing as her Batbewb jiggles up and down.

Thats correct.

'Cause Im not a rapist.

I definitely would have to jerk off about it later though. 😛

Thats the McClane thing to do in that situation.

haermm Man's gotta have morals I suppose.

Indeed.
Only thing that seperates us from the animals.

Fanboyism aside, Batman stomps. The original scenario is vague enough to argue that John isn't properly positioned to shoot him in time.

But there will qucikly be a time.
Also, equally there is enough room for argument that Batman couldntdo anything substantial to McClane.

Yet still, we debate.

i still go w/ my batarang theory.basically all bats has to do is disarmed the submachine gun,then bruce will be feeding mcclane his fist

I still say "Mac shoots first!". 😛

and bats moves out the way

and i'm sending people to gas-bomb ur house 2guns

Go ahead. Im insured.
And like Batfink, my wings're like a shield of steel. 😉

Originally posted by gobstakid777
and bats moves out the way

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Go ahead. Im insured.
And like Batfink, my wings're like a shield of steel. 😉

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude NO he doesn't. Batman is NOT faster than a speeding bullet, that's Superman. Batman gets a full clip of hot lead here.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
and bats moves out the way

Into Mcclanes trap as he falls onto the chair with the C4 on it, and McClane kicks it back down the elevator shaft, muttering outloud to Hans "Lets see you take this under advisement, Jerkweed.." and watching Batman's corpse (which it'd be when it hit the bottom) explode sending a massive c4 explosion up the shaft.*

Also Batman cant dodge bullets.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Into Mcclanes trap as he falls onto the chair with the C4 on it, and McClane kicks it back down the elevator shaft, muttering outloud to Hans "Lets see you take this under advisement, Jerkweed.." and watching Batman's corpse (which it'd be when it hit the bottom) explode sending a massive c4 explosion up the shaft.*

Also Batman cant dodge bullets.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
i'll put launch an emp on ur insurance building

😂 Then I guess I'd just uppercut the bomb until it gets to your house, where it will detonate, flattening it and causing £1.22 worth of collatoral damage.... 😛