Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Sadako of Girth55 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Everyone would have ended up dead.

Yup.

The dialogue would have been better, also.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Everyone would have ended up dead.

i would have luved to see the chase and subsequent interrogation scene

Originally posted by gobstakid777
i would have luved to see the chase and subsequent interrogation scene

it never would have gotten that far. McClane would have shot him and killed him the first time he met him when joker crashed bruces party.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
i would have luved to see the chase and subsequent interrogation scene

No cameraman could survive filming somthing that violent.

And also:

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
it never would have gotten that far. McClane would have shot him and killed him the first time he met him when joker crashed bruces party.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
so now mcclane is bullseye.i don't think so
Not necessarily, but he is a crack shot.

Martial arts against guns? Come on. Just watch The Last Samurai and see what happens when a buncha martial artists armed with no guns go up against guns. Think about Kill Bill. What would have happened to Black Mamba if the crazy 88 all had guns?

Someone like McClane, the only thing that beats him is someone armed with guns, who is better with guns than he is. Batman can throw batarangs all day, he can flash his ascension gun, he can use all his gadgets for hours, but in the end, he has no guns.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yup.

The dialogue would have been better, also.

Rachel would have lived, Harvey would have never went bad.

but he does have gadgets which can incapacitate mcclane long enough for him to take control of the situation and he can move fast enough to use them

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
it never would have gotten that far. McClane would have shot him and killed him the first time he met him when joker crashed bruces party.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
but he does have gadgets which can incapacitate mcclane long enough for him to take control of the situation and he can move fast enough to use them
You're reaching now. McClane is gonna be mowing down the area with his HK, Bat'll never have a chance to use them.

well here's the thing.i know batman can win,but i don't know how to word my argument.so i guess u win for now ,RJ.i'm hittin the sack.peace out

How much more of a bullseye do you need to be in order to shot an electicity pylon cable from the range he did at the end of Die hard 3..?
And even the taking out of Hans was impressive, drawing the way he did.

The claims of McClane lacking Bulleye skills are silly.

I said good day,sir!

And a good day to you too, sir...!

alrighty then.as i said RJ wins for now,cause he presents a stronger arguement, and i need to go sleep,so yea.

I think he meant Bullseye, DD's nemesis.

Ahhhhhhhhh. I see.

My argument still stands though.

Anyone good enough to make the kind of shots that McClane is shown making regularly, stands a good chance of face/head shotting Batman.

Can we have Robin there too so McClane could shoot him too..? 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Can we have Robin there too so McClane could shoot him too..? 😛

the hot one from batman and robin?

The one with the verrrrry dodgy nipple costume that the suspect old man Alfred had made for the "boy wonder".

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
it would have been a lot shorter.

Joker: You got a little fight in ya. I-i-i like that.

"Then youre gonna love me. Dickhead."

*jokers head explodes in a hail of bullets.*

McClane: Yippie kay yay muther****er.

- - Credits Roll - -

😂 I missed this the first time I read through...

Nice one.

Very McClane-esque.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhhhhhh. I see.

My argument still stands though.

Anyone good enough to make the kind of shots that McClane is shown making regularly, stands a good chance of face/head shotting Batman.

Can we have Robin there too so McClane could shoot him too..? 😛

Is Batgirl there too? Does he kill her or rape her? Buttsecks? Does he do her in her Bathole?