Batman vs. John McClane

Started by BruceSkywalker55 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lets see, lets say they are facing each other, twentyish or so feet away. Bullets travel at the speed of sound. How fast do the bullets cover the twenty feet?

*grabs calculator*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK kiddies, math time.

Speed of sound = 1,125 feet per second.

An H&K MP-5 has a muzzle velocity of 1,312 feet per second.

Gee whiz, it fires FASTER than the speed of sound!!!

The HK bullet reaches Batman in .0152 seconds.

THIRTY OF THEM.

This is the part where Dadudemon comes in and gets all Mr. Wizard on me haermm I love that guy.

unfortunately real world physics DO NOT MATTER in movies

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK kiddies, math time.

Speed of sound = 1,125 feet per second.

An H&K MP-5 has a muzzle velocity of 1,312 feet per second.

Gee whiz, it fires FASTER than the speed of sound!!!

The HK bullet reaches Batman in .0152 seconds.

THIRTY OF THEM.

This is the part where Dadudemon comes in and gets all Mr. Wizard on me haermm I love that guy.


Don't call it a comeback,RJ's been here for years,rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear

Originally posted by basy132
Don't call it a comeback,RJ's been here for years,rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Momma said knock YOU out haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Momma said knock YOU out haermm

I don't listen to momma

f course ya gotta love that scene where that guy shoots his uzi and Batman is already behind him ready to knock him out

I love that dock scene in batman begins
so badass...

Jumpy Thug: Where are you?!
Batman: [hanging upside down, right behind him] Here.

Gotta also love the fact that the guy aint McClane. Also that Batman aint behind McClane here, he is standing in the open.

Pay attention.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Gotta also love the fact that the guy aint McClane. Also that Batman aint behind McClane here, he is standing in the open.

Pay attention.

I can't just talk about how I enjoyed a scene from a movie? Jeez

Originally posted by basy132
I can't just talk about how I enjoyed a scene from a movie? Jeez
Not you, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Gotta also love the fact that the guy aint McClane. Also that Batman aint behind McClane here, he is standing in the open.

Pay attention.

no you should pay attention... that ignorant crap about this or that person not being some dumb ass lucky cop don't mean squat...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not you, dude.

oh my bad. sorry 😮

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
no you should pay attention... that ignorant crap about this or that person not being some dumb ass lucky cop don't mean squat...
Uh, yeah, it does. Who was the guy with the Uzi? Hmm? How did Batman get behind him? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Uh, yeah, it does. Who was the guy with the Uzi? Hmm? How did Batman get behind him? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

nope it doesn't, whether you say it is or not..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
nope it doesn't, whether you say it is or not..
Not an answer to my question. Nice dodge, dodger.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not an answer to my question. Nice dodge, dodger.

you are the master of dodge, not i..

just because you say it matters doesn't mean a damn thing.. but since you want to play... McClane has never faced someone who cannot be seen or heard, let alone someone who will go own to a bullets

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
you are the master of dodge, not i..
Then just answer the question. Who was the Uzi wielder? Hmm? Go ahead, I'll wait.

No? K.

just because you say it matters doesn't mean a damn thing..
In this case it does.

but since you want to play... McClane has never faced someone who cannot be seen or heard, let alone someone who will go own to a bullets
Except in this thread, McClane DOES see him. There is no stealth used, Batman is standing out in the open, McClane sees him and empties a mag into him. Kills him. Dead. Tag on the ****in' toe dead.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then just answer the question. Who was the Uzi wielder? Hmm? Go ahead, I'll wait.

No? K.

In this case it does.

Except in this thread, McClane DOES see him. There is no stealth used, Batman is standing out in the open, McClane sees him and empties a mag into him. Kills him. Dead. Tag on the ****in' toe dead.

When McClane sees him he doesn't know WTF to think.. also McClane is on the Walkie Talkie talking with Hans

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
When McClane sees him he doesn't know WTF to think..
And he would no doubt open fire. If he sees someone and he is all WTF, he shoots first and asks questions later.

also McClane is on the Walkie Talkie talking with Hans
Jesus, dude, PAY ATTENTION.

Originally posted by Impediment
There, Rob. I did it. Eat my ass.

Batman (Bale) infiltrates the Nakatomi Plaza trying to save everyone from Gruber's gang. John sees Batman and doesn't know what the f*ck to think. Batman sees John and thinks he is one of the terrorists.John advances on Bats armed with a Beretta 92F 9mm pistol and the HK94 he had when he was talking shit to Hans via the walkie talkie.

Batman has all of his standard equipment and armor. Duh.

. John advances on Bats armed with a Beretta 92F 9mm pistol and the HK94 he had when he was talking shit to Hans via the walkie talkie.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And he would no doubt open fire. If he sees someone and he is all WTF, he shoots first and asks questions later.

Jesus, dude, PAY ATTENTION.

.[b] John advances on Bats armed with a Beretta 92F 9mm pistol and the HK94 he had when he was talking shit to Hans via the walkie talkie. [/B]

you are just one barrel of laughs which each post..

thanks for the OP... Highlight the specif portion where it says McClane shoots first????

Didn't you say you put RJ on ignore?