Yoda and 200 jedi vs the persian army

Who wins?

Setting: a huge square battlefield 100 miles long and 100 miles wide, sides start on opposite ends. This province has flat land for the most part, but the four corners are huge forests and the middle is filled with mountains. Both sides start off with enough supplies to last them across the map one and a half times. Given the size, remember (and many people forget about this in big maps) that they aren't just charging into eachother at once.

This is the ENTIRE Persian military.

If Mace took an an army of thousands of super battledroids largely on his own then you can see where this is going to go.

The entire Persian army from 300? Are the uber Jedi with Yoda?

Originally posted by jaden101
If Mace took an an army of thousands of super battledroids largely on his own then you can see where this is going to go.

CW cartoons are exaggerated to please young viewers, which is why Mace can solo hundreds of thousands of droids with his bare hands but he and 200 other jedi get beaten back in AOTC.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The entire Persian army from 300? Are the uber Jedi with Yoda?

The ENTIRE Persian military from 300, not just those shown. Jedi are with Yoda.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
CW cartoons are exaggerated to please young viewers, which is why Mace can solo hundreds of thousands of droids with his bare hands but he and 200 other jedi get beaten back in AOTC.

True...Also true that George Lucas says the Jedi from those cartoons are more like how he envisioned the Jedi in terms of power.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
CW cartoons are exaggerated to please young viewers, which is why Mace can solo hundreds of thousands of droids with his bare hands but he and 200 other jedi get beaten back in AOTC.

The ENTIRE Persian military from 300, not just those shown. Jedi are with Yoda.

Persian Army wins because Star Wars sucks.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ALL the uber Jedi? Obi Wan? ROTS Anakin? Mace? Adi Gallia? The council?

200 average jedi.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
200 average jedi.

The Jedi get pwned.

Depends on who this group includes. I'd give Yoda and 200 "average" a chance. As long as they aren't younglings. I pity the Persians if the High Council and "named" Jedi are involved as well. I say the Jedi take this easily. They've fought swarms of droids, mercenaries, and clones with FAR superior tech, intelligence, and tactics.

You have to give it to the Spartans though. While the Jedi can physically outperform them, I question if they have the endurance, toughness, brutality, fearlessness, and damage soak of the 300.

The one thing that i've learned from the prequel movies is that the Jedi aint all that. The only time they seem to use their full potential is when no one is looking and by no one i mean the camera. They don't even have good morales. The Jedi are dead.

There should no reason why 200 Jedi would lose against the primitive Persian army. The Persians would most likely believe the Jedi to be divine and drop arms and begin to wroship them after witnessing their physical capabilities. Although, the Prequels have shown the Jedi to be weak and stupid so, yeah, they lose.

Even if it's Yoda and 200 of the best Jedi, they're not defeating the entire Persian army that was supposed to be a million+.

Jedi would decimate and then some, but in the end the Persians would win due to greater numbers, though for every Jedi death there would likely be hundreds if not thousands of dead Persians left behind.

The only threat the Jedi have besides tiring(assuming they rest at night like the 300) is the massive "block out the sun" arrow shootings.

There is no dark side here to cloud the judgement of the Jedi, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There is no dark side here to cloud the judgement of the Jedi, dude.

They're still human and they tire and the Persians can attack them in endless waves.

I already said they get pwned. They need the uppet tier Jedi to have a chance here. Mace can use his penis to force choke them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I already said they get pwned. They need the uppet tier Jedi to have a chance here. Mace can use his penis to force choke them.

Give them all the top-level Jedi, Mace, the ***** with the tentacles and the awesome boobs, the cone-head etc. They're still not defeating a million plus guys. Arrows, spears and endless waves of grunts will slowly pick them off.

the jedi are goners

Originally posted by Robtard
Give them all the top-level Jedi, Mace, the ***** with the tentacles and the awesome boobs, the cone-head etc. They're still not defeating a million plus guys. Arrows, spears and endless waves of grunts will slowly pick them off.

Originally posted by jaden101
True...Also true that George Lucas says the Jedi from those cartoons are more like how he envisioned the Jedi in terms of power.

Canon!