Yoda and 200 jedi vs the persian army

Started by dadudemon6 pages
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
😆 Yoda can summon battleship 😂

Well, why not? Captain Kirk used that little communicator thingie to say, "beam me in, Scottie." So why can't Yoda do something similar to teh bah uhl chips? AHA! 😆

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Yeah, i liked the F**k you..,what happened to it, Rj?
It'll be back 😉

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, why not? Captain Kirk used that little communicator thingie to say, "beam me in, Scottie." So why can't Yoda do something similar to teh bah uhl chips? AHA! 😆

Problem is that the GAR doesn't use "battleships". Heck, not even modern armies use it now.

Oh, and jedi win this. If they are allowed to use blasters:

They simply fire and run. Persians can't catch up because Jedi are faster, Persians can't counter blaster fire. Persians lose, 0 to minimal casualties for Jedi.

If not:

Xerxes sends in first wave, which would consist of mainly slaves and others with little will to fight. Yoda mind tricks them, or even might get them to worship Yoda and the Jedi as gods for their power. Yoda sends them back to tell Xerxes that Jedi are dead. They then stand behind their fellow Persians, and then ambush them. Many Persians die. Next wave is sent in, Jedi do same thing. Jedi win with minimal casualties.

Re: Yoda and 200 jedi vs the persian army

: (*nods* Okay...I just want to explain how and why Yoda-by himself-could thoroughly cut down and slaughter more lined up Persians than Leonidas and all 300 Spartans lined in a perfect Phalanx could ever reasonably hope to. I want you to understand the cutting power that a 200,000 degree C° suspended shaft of raw plasma jetting out of an easily gripped cylinder hilt wields when put in the hands of an Aturu Super-Expert Grand Jedi killing machine when pitted against primal foot soldiers wielding copper weaponry and wooden/iron shielding. So I'd advise that you rewatch Yoda's duel with Count Dooku in Episode III (Who he could have easily killed), Yoda and Kenobi's battle against the Clone troopers outside the Jedi Temple after Anakin and the 501st Legion slaughtered the thousands of Jedi there, and the duel against the head honcho Sith (You know who I mean) and remember that Yoda had his blade ignited when dominasith Lord resorted to the powers that "some consider to be unnatural" without red blade in sight.

Sidious was afraid to duel Yoda, as was anyone else who had had any sense, as would be the Persian Army after witnessing what he could to them. Xerxes might be worshipping the statue of an Imp.