Yoda and 200 jedi vs the persian army

Started by Robtard6 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Remember that big ass retarded looking beast the Persians used? Yoda can use the Jedi mind trick on it and turn it against the Persians.

Yes, the Ogre. That isn't going to turn the tides or war, it's just one large dude, the Persians have a million+ units to draw upon.

Originally posted by Robtard
the Persians have a million+ units to draw upon.

Sorry but where was it stated that the persian army counted more then a million?

Originally posted by Utrigita
Sorry but where was it stated that the persian army counted more then a million?

The movie.

Yoda TKs all their weapons//end thread

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Obi Wan and Anakin, Mace, they arent there.

The Jedi get pwned.

They have YODA, and average jedi are still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> persian soldiers from the movie.

Originally posted by Robtard
Give them all the top-level Jedi, Mace, the ***** with the tentacles and the awesome boobs, the cone-head etc. They're still not defeating a million plus guys. Arrows, spears and endless waves of grunts will slowly pick them off.

Remember that this isn't all at once. It's in a pretty big landscape, and the Persian army would likely split up in order to find the jedi.

The jedi, having space age technology, combined with their Force senses, would be able to easily outmaneuver the Persians and attack them w/hit and run attacks. They simply hide, a Persian force comes, and they fire at them with blasters (Jedi DO often use blasters). Persians will run towards them but get mowed down, and then they'd either break at the "magic beams!" or try and chase after them, but the jedi are much faster and would flee. So it would go down like that, with the Persians unable to respond at all really.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Remember that big ass retarded looking beast the Persians used? Yoda can use the Jedi mind trick on it and turn it against the Persians.

True, but one big guy is really irrelevant.

Originally posted by Robtard
They're still human and they tire and the Persians can attack them in endless waves.

Yeah, but they'll laugh first as the Persians get mowed down by blaster fire, and then the jedi simply run away when they get close.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
the jedi are goners

Nice, explicit argument here.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
They have YODA, and average jedi are still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> persian soldiers from the movie.

Remember that this isn't all at once. It's in a pretty big landscape, and the Persian army would likely split up in order to find the jedi.

The jedi, having space age technology, combined with their Force senses, would be able to easily outmaneuver the Persians and attack them w/hit and run attacks. They simply hide, a Persian force comes, and they fire at them with blasters (Jedi DO often use blasters). Persians will run towards them but get mowed down, and then they'd either break at the "magic beams!" or try and chase after them, but the jedi are much faster and would flee. So it would go down like that, with the Persians unable to respond at all really.

True, but one big guy is really irrelevant.

Yeah, but they'll laugh first as the Persians get mowed down by blaster fire, and then the jedi simply run away when they get close.

Nice, explicit argument here.

i don't feel like arguing sometimes, maybe next time here or the star wars section 😄

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i don't feel like arguing sometimes, maybe next time here or the star wars section 😄

Just to paraphrase myself:

Jedi often times in many occasions use blasters as well as lightsabers.

They have better knowledge of Persians' movements due to Force/better tech, and can move faster due to Force enhanced speed.

Can ambush Persians and shoot w/blasters that are longer ranged than swords/spears/even bows.

Persians either flee in terror or charge.

Charging lots die and jedi run away.

Persians are slower and can't catch up.

Jedi wait to strike again and again.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, the Ogre. That isn't going to turn the tides or war, it's just one large dude, the Persians have a million+ units to draw upon.
How many Persians were there exactly?

jedi with complete and utter ease. they turn back the arrows and destroy them that way then force **** them all

Persians get rocked. 200 jedi force pushing at once clears the battlefield.

Jedi, imo. Arrows aren't going to bother people that have telekinesis...

The only problem I have with the Jedi winning that easily, is the fact that the Jedi numbers began dwindling fast when Anakin became Darth Vader. Didn't the movies say that Vader eliminated most of the remaining Jedi by himself? It seems to me that if that many Jedi were still around, including Yoda(who was probably more powerful in the force than Palpatine), couldn't the Jedi have destroyed the Empire before it got started? Surely, someone of Yoda's power could force push a Death Star..lol.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
The only problem I have with the Jedi winning that easily, is the fact that the Jedi numbers began dwindling fast when Anakin became Darth Vader. Didn't the movies say that Vader eliminated most of the remaining Jedi by himself? It seems to me that if that many Jedi were still around, including Yoda(who was probably more powerful in the force than Palpatine), couldn't the Jedi have destroyed the Empire before it got started? Surely, someone of Yoda's power could force push a Death Star..lol.

There was an entire clone army against them, not to mention the CIS. 10,000 jedi wouldn't be able to win, especially since they were caught completely by surprise.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Just to paraphrase myself:

Jedi often times in many occasions use blasters as well as lightsabers.

They have better knowledge of Persians' movements due to Force/better tech, and can move faster due to Force enhanced speed.

Can ambush Persians and shoot w/blasters that are longer ranged than swords/spears/even bows.

Persians either flee in terror or charge.

Charging lots die and jedi run away.

Persians are slower and can't catch up.

Jedi wait to strike again and again.

-Jedi rarely if ever use blasters. In all 6 films, you can count the times Jedi used guns on one hand.

-That first part made no sense. Yes, they can run away faster.

-See above, no guns.

-They'd probably be charging, since that's what they do, they also have thousands of arrows, ie enough to darken the sky in one volley.

-If the Jedi run, they're exposing their backs; some will die from doing this. They can't afford to lose guys, while the Persians can.

-Arrows can catch up; quickly too.

-Each time they strike, they'll likely loss some units. In the end, the Persians win due to vastly superior numbers.

To sum it up, the Jedi can kill large numbers of Persians, but 200 of them aren't taking down the whole Persian army, which was over a million strong.

Afraid so.

To be honest the best answer here is, the persians worship them as gods ;p

This is a funny threat though. I vote the jedi take it to be honest. Simply because in the middle there are mountains. The jedi can leap massively, and use their powers to create a strong advantage here.

As for the sky being dark with arrows. I vote force push?

Originally posted by EvilAngel
To be honest the best answer here is, the persians worship them as gods ;p

This is a funny threat though. I vote the jedi take it to be honest. Simply because in the middle there are mountains. The jedi can leap massively, and use their powers to create a strong advantage here.

As for the sky being dark with arrows. I vote force push?

Indeed. These are close to my thoughts, as well.

The Jedi will just show their powers, cause them to weep/worship, and they could all force push at once in the direction of the persians.

And, Anakin killing all of those Jedi doesn't mean the Jedi are weak. It means that Anakin is the chosen one, having been conceived by the force itself.

SW fanboyism rears its ugly head yet again. Retarded, you people are.

It's 5,000+ to 1. Even if the Persians were Ewoks, they'd win due to numbers.

Originally posted by Robtard
SW fanboyism rears its ugly head yet again. Retarded, you people are.

It's 5,000+ to 1. Even if the Persians were Ewoks, they'd win due to numbers.

Jeez someones testy. Fine I'll keep my opinions to myself lol.

But if you think your enemy to be more than human i don't think you're considering the full extent that would have on your morale. Especially back then when people were very susceptible to it.

But whatever, it's really not that important to me ;p

edit: It's less than 5000 to 1, since it's 200 jedi, plus Yoda, making 201

Originally posted by Robtard
SW fanboyism rears its ugly head yet again. Retarded, you people are.

It's 5,000+ to 1. Even if the Persians were Ewoks, they'd win due to numbers.

The Ewoks took on fully armed Imperial Clone Troops complete with several AT-ST Walker backup. Ewoks, ftw!