The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!

This is for all you Dante (from Devil May Cry) haters out there. Dante gets chained to the wall and is an open target for everybody to hit but can only hit him in his genitals. Any contenders who hit him the hardest wins. Oh, and they can hit him only once in each round. First round will be with weapons and the second round will have the contenders punch or kick.

Here are the contenders:
1. Kratos (God of War)
2. Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden)
3. Link (Legend of Zelda)
4. Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)

Who will hit Dante in the genitals the hardest?

I hate you.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This is for all you Dante (from Devil May Cry) haters out there. Dante gets chained to the wall and is an open target for everybody to hit but can only hit him in his genitals. Any contenders who hit him the hardest wins. Oh, and they can hit him only once in each round. First round will be with weapons and the second round will have the contenders punch or kick.

Here are the contenders:
1. Kratos (God of War)
2. Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden)
3. Link (Legend of Zelda)
4. Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)

Who will hit Dante in the genitals the hardest?

1. Kratos
2. Link (Assuming this is TP Link)
3. To be honest, not sure, does Eddie's guitar count as his weapon? If so, he could theoretically melt it off, and the sound from his guitar has destroyed large buildings.

Ball and chain from TP Link >>>>> Kratos in terms of striking force. Just sayin'.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Ball and chain from TP Link >>>>> Kratos in terms of striking force. Just sayin'.

And no, Blade of Olympus is stronger.

This is a competition for who can hit hardest, right? Rotational weapons will always hit harder, especially such a large one on such a long tether.

Link hits hardest.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
This is a competition for who can hit hardest, right? Rotational weapons will always hit harder, especially such a large one on such a long tether.

Link hits hardest.

Rotational weapons haven't ended wars against Titans.

Rotational weapons haven't ended wars against Titans.

Any contenders who hit him the hardest wins.

While the chain and ball may smash Dante's balls.

Kratos will separate them, and will separate the two hemispheres of Dante's brain, in one hit.

Considering the force that would be behind a strike from TP Link with a rotational weapon of that size, there won't be a Dante for anyone else to hit after Link gets his turn haermm I'm working on some math to figure out the striking force. So far it looks like Dante's pretty screwed.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Considering the force that would be behind a strike from TP Link with a rotational weapon of that size, there won't [b]be a Dante for anyone else to hit after Link gets his turn haermm I'm working on some math to figure out the striking force. So far it looks like Dante's pretty screwed. [/B]

No?

How's about we not assume it can based on maths then, kay?

Also, you wanna play that, Kratos with a blast from the BoO would turn him into a stain on the pavement.

Adn we should assume Kratos struggles to open doors, too, right? 😬

Difference is we have many feats that disprove your straw-picking.

Name one feat of Link's that so much as implies he can turn Dante into paste with the ball and chain, that disproves all the times he does not.

Name one feat of Link's that so much as implies he can turn Dante into paste with the ball and chain, that disproves all the times he does not.

There's no difference. You're calling in gameplay elements to back an argument which has no logical base. Link is strong, Link with a rotational weapon can hit very hard.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sword lock with Ganondorf.

There's no difference. You're calling in gameplay elements to back an argument which has no logical base. Link is strong, Link with a rotational weapon can hit very hard.

Dante has taken blows from Saviour, whom is the size of a skyscraper, is he paste?

I will concede that Link can do so to a normal dood, but not Dante.

I'm going with Hayabusa he is better trained in martial arts (more than likely) and knows how to pinpoint the exact right spot for maximum pain

Dude, it's a hit in the balls. 😐

It is not a complex maneuver.

it is if your aim is off and you only hit 1 of dante's 3

Kratos' fist is big enough to hit Dante's entire junk (presumably) and send it into his rib cage.

Same with Eddie Riggs, except for the rib cage bit.